Hello, Skinny...

Skinny was born in a bathtub
And he grew so incredibly thin
Even the end of an eye dropper
Sucked him in

Skinny never knew any questions
Skinny never looked at lights
Skinny sold something
Every single night

Skinny sold a soldier toy to me
Skinny sold a wife
Skinny sold a suction cup
And a knife

Skinny found a Hello Dolly
Record in the hall
He sold it to a truck driver
In the fall

Listen

Truthfully, his name was inspired by the Primus version (because that's the only one I had ever heard), but they add the Constantinople part and it kinda trails off from the namesake, so I linked the original...besides, the music video will make your head explode. :D

ER, this is my sparkle weasel, Skinny. I made him because I've been on FA too long. Like, he didn't start out that way though...he was inspired by cool weasel characters like PunkRockVampire's Whinge and Psychweasel's Harley. I started missing the days when I was obsessed with the Toon Patrol from Who Framed Roger Rabbit..and decided to make a weasel too.

But then I got all stripe happy and added accessories like there's no tomorrow and was like, "OH shoot HE'S A SPARKLE DOG."

But I kinda liked the idea. I decided to use him as a secondary dursona behind Janis. You guys don't remember Janis, right? XD That's because he's a herm and isn't allowed on here.

So yeah. MEET SKINNY EVERYONE. You'll probably never see him again after this...