Church

Do any of you guys have Sims Medieval? If you do, then you'll know how addictive it is. XD Since my internet's been down, that's all I've been doing is playing Sims Medieval. That's where this guy comes from.

His name is Church Hill...as in his first name is Church, his last name is Hill. XD He's a Jacoban priest.

See, in Sims Medieval, the Sims worship a god known as The Watcher. Oddly enough, The Watcher turns out to be whoever is playing the game. That means that Church here is worshiping me. XD

And there are two Sims religions that deal with worshiping me. One is Peteran, in which they believe that all Sims are equal in my eyes. The other is Jacoban, who believe that you must suffer for me or you will go to Sim hell. Needless to say, I'm a vengeful god and favor the Jacobans. XD

So yeah. Long story short, Church is like Audrey if you gave him McCrea's job. He kills in the name of religion (or at least has hits put out on you...he's too fancy to kill you himself) and condemns people on the daily bases. One of his goals even is to spread fear into the hearts of his followers. If he doesn't give off enough fear, he loses points. No joke. Every one of his canon quests in the game involve death, fighting, or destruction of some sort.

I love him. XD He's my favorite Sim ever. I have some more, but I'll harp about them in a journal. Prepare to see more of Church later...