A Bad Case of Spattergroit

I don't think this counts as a spoiler, does it? It doesn't reveal any plot secrets of the 5th book. And yeah... Ron is naked, but you can't see any poo-poo doo-doos. So... allright.
 
One of my favorite parts of Order of the Phoenix was when Ron was told by a Healer that he had a bad case of "spattergroit," as in, a bad case of freckles! :D I thought it was a funny mental picture; imagining Ron naked in a barrel full of eel's eyes with a frog liver around his neck. 
 
So... uh... voila. 
 
I realize that the barrel is far too short to hold Ron's lanky figure up to his shoulders. I tried making the barrel long enough to fit him, and the picture looked extremely awkward. So... assume that Ron is squatting in the barrel, or something.