UNES (Ultimate Nintendo Entertainment System)

So the next system is nothing but a fracking bucket with balls in it.

Okay, for  a one player game,  put the scan-in model on before turning on the system. 2 3 or 4 player games requires you to put a scan in card on top of it for each player. for a one player MODE in a 4 player game you must scan in  the model   character you want to be. This replaces fighter selection screens. There's that part.  Another cool thing is the front and back parts fold  onto the top. You can remove the curved things then fold the back 1 more time so its a cube and that way you can take it to a friends house or on vacation. The next feature is users. When you first buy it  and start playing you must give yourself a user name. Then the second time  say your user name in its  mic and it will recognize you and give you all your saved games in a list. Pick 1 and you will start where you left off.
The Final feature:Playing the past. This system lets you play NES SNES N64 GC and Wii! That's right this awesome system is compatible with the Wii Remote.

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Cool! What features would it have?