Invader Cat

dib: horrible......nightmare visions.....

ken: heeheehee.

*dib shudders*

ken: i could if ya want. :P

idb: WHTA';S WRONG WITH YOU! I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET MUCH CLOSER!

*ken's face is almost touching dib's* ken: i'm not too close...

*dib wakes up*

dib: GAH! TOO CLOSE! TOO CLOSE!

ken: oh. *uses top shirt to whipe blood off and tosses it in the corner (yay for layers!)*

cat: *yelling on other side* it would be helpful if you clean yourself off...

ken: -.- ;;;

*dib opens his eyes* *sees ken covered in blood* *faints again*

ken: HE'S ALIIIIIVE!!! :D

*in dib's head: think happy thoughs, think happy thoughs (a picture of zim on a dissection table pops uip and dib smiles, still unconsious)*

ken: *shakes dib's limp body* crap he's not moving....

ken: HE CARES! *hugs*

ken: NO MORE PAIN THANK GOD!

Dib: *sees ken covered in blood and faints*

*cat throws dib in there with her* *the spikes retract into the walls*

ken: LET ME OUT DANG IT!!!

johnny: ooo... *blows up dib*

ken: oh yeah...LET ME OUT!!! OKAY IT'S A'SPLOADED!!!!!!

at: no it isn't.

ken: NOOOO IT'S SUGAR FREEEE!!!

*cat throws some gum in there*

ken: OWWIE! HURT AND PAIN!!!

ken: I WANT MY GUM!!!! AND SOME POKE-PROOF CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cat happily is eating wormtail*

ken: MY LEGS!!! YOU BROKE MY LEGS!!!!!!

johnny: I'LL LET YOU EAT WORMTAIL!

cat: *gasps* *rams shoulder against coffin*

ken: *sigh* *using amazing lower body strength to push open door*

*cat looks from johnny to ken*

cat: neh. neh. neh. *pulls beast boy out of pocket and hugs*

ken: CAT! HELP!

johnny: VICTORY! VICTORY FOR JOHNNY!

*ken tries to open lid*
johnny: *sits on lid*
ken: NOOO!!!! OUCH!

johnny: WOO SHE'S STAYING DEAD!

ken: IT'S SPLOADED!!! OW! POKING ME WITH SHARPNESS!!

nny shoves ken in the spiked coffin

nny: A'SPLODED!

*ken keeps dying and coming back to life in the coffin*

ken: NO IT'S SPLOADED!!!!

nny: IT'S A'SPLODED!

ken: NO IT'S SPLOADED!!!!!! GET IT RIGHT!!

*johnny runs bak in*
johnny: IT'S A'SPLODED! *runs out*

ken: i sploaded...

johnny: *runsin* WOO! RAVEN ROX! *runs out*

YESS!!!!!! *explodes*

AND HE CAN DO THE FACE!!!!!

AND PART SKUNK THING!

HE CAN TURN INTO A KITTEH!

XPP

AND BEAST BOY!

AND BEAST BOY!

AND BEAST BOY!

AND ROBIN!

AND BEAST BOY!

AND STUFF GOIN BOOM!!

AND BEAST BOY!

AND ROBIN!! XP

YAY TEEN TITANS! THEY HAVE EXPLOSIONS!

WHEE sounds cool!

WHEEE! i read about people's heads exploding!

WHEEE i just watched Daniel Radcliffe on Regis and Kelly!!

WHEEE! now i'm watching zim!

1. coolness!

2. me too XP

1. it's of bart

2. i got a zim shirt on now! :P

of what? i got a new zimmy shirt yesterday!

it stuck to my skin... i got another poster!

uhmmm. okaaay then?

i dunno but it was sharp and painful...

moon....uhm....went somewhere...for a real long time. MOON IS NO MORE! ONLY KEN! MWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! uh ahem. i dun know why IS there tape on your robe?

zim could lead smeety versions of me, you, tak, johnny, poe, and moon to victory and why is there tape on my robe?

i could draw a picture of that! it'd be cute, but it would be zim! hmmm. maybe....

i wanna see smeets try to take over the world for some reason... i'd be hilarious if they made it! :)

it makes me feel happy. zim's so cute in that!

it makes me want donuts. and punch.

yeah. one of my all-time fav quotes.

Zim-smeet: i love you cold unfeeling robot arm ^^

ken: gah, i love that ep.

*hugs zim-smeet* he's just so cuuute all smeety!

SMEETS!! they're so cute. specially zim-smeet XP

i don't know her as much. me and johnny go way back. to when we were smeets. and when my mom taped bows to my head.

heheh. i did not know poe had any siblings. i haven't heard much about her.

poe's little sister kicks butt in fighting games. i was funny. this little girl walks up and starts playing like a pro...

i hate the card game. and the cartoon. but the art is really good so....yeah. sometimes i'm forced to play that stupid game with my brother. i usually win which kills me inside.

it's on all the boards pretty much. i have yu-gi-oh related hate.

that's weird. i wonder why.

there's an ad for yu-go-oh cards...

well i'm glad we both found sumthing that works for us XP

i don't either so i made up mr. happy man.

ahhh. i have no real counciler. when i'm sad i just imagine Mr. Dwicky trying to stuff me in an air vent. it usually works.

mr. happy mna's my counciler. he helped me threw my depression :D

mr. happy man....i don't know of this mr. happy man of which you speak. but yeah mr.dwicky is awwwwwesome. :P

mr. dwicky is cool. he uses pschopatihical talk! like Mr. Happy Man *looooong story feel free to ask*

oh yeah. i spose that would be kinda scary. HEY LOOK! THERE'S MR. DWICKY OVER DERE! *runs like mad after him*

chainsaws induce orrible memories including... that house *dundundun* when i was little me 'n nicky (she was my neighbor but she moved) went to that house and even though we were just little girls the guy from that house chased us with a chainsaw (of course he wasn't going to slash us but it was terrifing to little girl) and he was in a gorilla suit. even though me n' nicky are some of the toughestest girl i know we both get terrified by chainsaws... unless they're in our hands.

(list of toughest girls:

1-Kourtney *she bites 0.o*
2- Candy *somethimes cat wonder she really is girl*
3- Nicky *walked around without a shirt until it was probably illegal*
4- Me *i feel speicial. i'm on my own list!*
5- eh... never had a fifth one...

......you don't like scary houses? i do. at least for halloween i do. CHAINSAW! GET CAT GET CAT GET CAT!! BWAHAHAAA!!

no we:

1- rang bell a million times
2- said "Gimme candy"
3- Got candy
4- Got ticked off because we couldn't eat the chewy candy and that was mostly what we got.

or in my case for a certain house:

1- resfused to go up the gory drive-way.
2- waited for nny and poe while a guy in a devil suit tried to urge me to go up.
3- guy starts chainsaw
4- cat spazzes and runs away

nice...and you should! i have a system.

1: you ring the bell
2: you say trick-or-treat
3: they give you stuff
4:you say thanks and happy halloween
5: you walk away and dog about how little the candy bars are

yes. yes it is. we need to. we need to or we will explode. that happens to me sometimes.

Trick or Treat,
Candy's neat.
Gimme somethin' good to eat,
If you don't, I don't care,
I'll blow up your underwear! *nny insists we say that at at least 1 house*

cuz quoting is fun! except when it's boring. I'M FLOATING!!!

it's actually yet another qoute from a cartoon * why is everything i saw a cartoon qotue! and why can't i spell quote?! man i'm spooky.

niiiiiiiiiice.

that'll teach you to teach me.

WE DON'T WANNA LEARN CRAP! *burns science man*

DEATH TO HIM!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

and his lame pretending!

yessssssss.

DEATH TO HIM!

BURRRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!! WITH FIRE!!!

BURN THE SCIENCE MAN!

gah! curse you science man! CURSE YOOOOOOOOOU!!

curse the science man! *holds up horrible science man video*

hardy-har-har. i'm running out of things to curse..

i curse everything! *walks up to random guy and screams" AVADA KEDAVRA!

actually, i say 'curse you' a lot. i curse a LOT of stuff. maybe i should stop.

that too...

i use the word curse a lot.

johnny uses it lots too!

uh, yeah. *backs away*

i dooooo....

you DO use that word every day!

it is... i'll put it up eventually!

nifty! that's sounds really awesome.

i have a picture of her as a Simpsonian Vmapire. it looks cool.

again. johnny is straaaaange.

it does. but she still likes it 'cuz she gets to be a vampire in it and that makes her happy.

ah. that makes sense..

johnny didn't see it until it was up...

really? that's a first. i thought johnny would kill you if you didn't include dib blowing up.

actually dib doesn't get blown up...

oooooooooooh. haven't read that one yet. i'm afraid to. i dun want any blowing up dib.

because every year i get dragged to camp and it's always in some secluded creepy place. it's what VAmp Camp's based on!

hmm. why does it remind you of camp? o_0 now i REALLY don't want to go. camp is evil and crawling with bugs.

it reminds me of camp... good times, good times.

burning is gewd. and it reminds me of SQUEE! for some unknown reason.

even if she does teach science... she lets us burn stuff!

heeheehee. yeeees. sounds good to me.

yes. except mrs. arman. mrs. arman is good. she insults boys in front of the class.

at least ms. bitters doesn't punish ppl for not listening to her. school is baaaad.

they're all really mrs. bitters in disguise.

teachers. ehh. *recoils back into the darkness*

but EVIL MRS. RASH still finds a way to bring her evil to everyone including the sick. she always finds a person that knos the sick person to bring them their homework. johnny brought me it...

and everytime i'm sick i get the next day off so that i won't get sick again!

WHY MUST YOU BE SO LUCKY? AND WHY DON'T I GET TO STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL ANYMORE? oh wait. i'm homeschooled. forgot again.

i only get 'em when i'm sick for some reason.... and my mom says she'll get me PUDDING too!

lucky. mmm. banana.

my mom's getting me BANANA POPS! mmm.... banana pops...

w00t! fevers ROCK!

no, glazed. x-tra sugary. muffins are good! i'm sick so i get to miss skool tomorrow! yay fevers!

POWDERED DONUTS!!! i like muffins and donuts.

WHERE? they're a place where they make donuts all slow-like.

ooooooooooh. neat. MUFFINSSSSSSSS!!!!! HEY LOOK! SOMEONE'S MAKIN' DONUTS!!

i knew a girl who hunted for pet snakes down in the park. she caught alot.

heheheheh. my dad loves our cat and dog. he just doesn't show it when ppl are around. one of my friends has a snake.

my dad dosn't like snakes or cats (that makes me feel speicial) and he's not particularyly fond of my dog.

yesh, snakes are indeed, VERY cool. we almost got one once but my dad and my brother didn't like him ;_;

and then i eat more mcdonald's... mcdonald's one of the few things that hasn't betrayed me...

restraining order sare fun i wonder if i could get one on sumara and jerrick *smiles evilly* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! umm.... WORLD PEACE! and i might get a snake named zim! because snakes are coooool... and i could chase my dad with it!

XD sounds like you've got it all figured out! as soon as I'M old enough, i'm going to:

1:Move to Jhonen's current location at the time

2: Get a snake and name him Mr. Dwicky

3: Get a tat of Nny or Zim

4: Eventually, when Jhonen gets a restraining order, i'll move to Japan where my i have a friend with purple hair that voices a cartoon char. so i can point and say, 'HEY I KNOW THAT GIRL!'

5: after my FRIEND gets a resraining order, i'll probably be a comic book artist or i'll voice a cartoon character

nice... as soon as i'm old enough to move outta my parents house i'm going to:

1. Dye my hair Gaz-purple *i actually found the color!*

2. Get three siamese cats *Donut, Smacky, and Neptune*

3. Move to Japan.

4. i dunno... voice a cartoon character or somethin'

5. Eat japanese Mc Donald's.

ooh neat. i'm gonna dye the ends of my hair red. my hair is already natural red but i want a more reddish-red on the ends. i have oval glasses, long red hair, i'm like 5 6" (i always just call myself three inches shorter than Nny)

no.... cat is only child... but Johnny has a little sister I call Terra and Powderpoe has a sister with some name.... i don't kno her sisters name actually... we look too different to be related *me: short brown hair will be dyed green or purple as soon as old enough to pay for it. purple and black braces. amazingly thick lens on glasses. Johnny: long black hair, green and silver braces. circly glasses. Powderpoe: no glasses, no baraces, black hair, shoulder lengh, greasy head.

lucky. i want a cool freaky not-girl name. ;_; are they your sibs?

johnny actually exists and so does powderpoe *of course those arn't their real names. i'm the only one allowed to use my real name 'cuz it's so freaky...* johnny gives me DONUTS!

and she eats all the muffins.

she lives in my head. she is very loud.

iz moon an actual person?

hee. if Moon commented on my pix i think we would have some problems XD

i'll put you up eventually johnny... YAY MY FIRST NON-JOHNNY COMMENT!

XDD yay fire! anyhoo, excellent work!

PUT ME UP PUT ME UP PUT ME!!!!!!! I GOT FIRE!!!!!! AND BOOM!!!!!!!! *and does the very original first comment dance*