Invader Johnny

...What an interesting conversation. o0' Heh. I don't have the attention span to read it all, but I can pick out random bits of nothingness... Mind you, this isn't meant to be offensive- just hunorous. xD

Lovely pic.

thanks!

aaawwww i love it ! lookin at it makes my heart break i love them all ! great job!

XD Invader Johnny is a girl...lol. Love the pic!

we weren't allowed on the chat rooms but now we don't talk on this site anymore

Umm.. It's a nice picture, but... why are you and DracoLuvur1 having a conversation like it was a chatroom? Just wondering. I like the orange.

it's isn't. it's a edited picture.

that doesn't look like a trace, no sir...

ooo...

gah. i gonna go on neopets in a sec.

nice....

uhmmmm noooooo it doesn't have anyone really in it. i should do a better one.

ooo... if she's got johnny -clothes on iinnit she shall be pleased.

hope she likes it....it's kinda plain but JTHM-ish.

cat shall tell her. she uses fanfiction.net more thasn this...

WAH I SO WANT TO!!!!! i already posted johnny's B-day pic XP

techinically her birthday isn't until the day after thanksgiving but the party was now... YOU NEED TO SEE THE 4TH HARRY POTTER MOVIE! IT'S AWSOME! and has a scene so disturbing i nearly knocked myself out with my wand.

ken: snakes are neeeeeeat. :D maybe i should draw johnny a happy birthday piccy....

cat: i got to go to hot topic again today XP only shopping for johnny's birhtday instead.... i'm gonna get killed by johnny...'s mom. i bough her a shirt that's not just black but has a snake onnit.

ken: be afraid. she wants me to *shudders* take a SHOWER! evil water....

cat: ooo... human...

XP *we hear ken's mom walk closer to the closet door*
ken: crap.

cat: YA JKUST LIKE HOME!

ken: ack. too little sapce! *crap has begun to take over my closet again*

*we hide in ken's closet*

ken: HURRY! TO MY CLOSET!

THE FIEND! *hides behind goth clothes* hide me...

my parents do. my mom wants me to wear this pink sparkly thing for special occasions. *shudders*

my parents don't really care. my dad probably wouldn't even notice if i cut my hair like johnny's...

better than ucky girl shirts. unless they're the gothy hot topic kind. my mom hates it when i try to leave the house wearing not-girl clothes.

i don't care that they're not for girls. actually now that i think about it most of my clothes are unisex or boys... oh well.

yesssss. oh how i want them.....

and the $75 johnny boots... *sniff*

the greatest things in that store just seem so close yet so far...like all those shirts cost like 19 bucks each...it's not fair.....

i was so close to it...

cooolness.

*sniff* there's only one at mine... i dbought a lemony snicket shirt and a jacket.

i just got back. i bought a Happy Bunny book cuz i couldn't afford the jacket i wanted. and i couldn't find the JTHM comics anywhere...

ooooo... in ten mins i'm gonna be playing Teen Titans Battle Bluitz or watching zim.

GAH! ken gonna go to hot topic in a lil bit. like 10 minutes ur so.

PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!

CURSE THEM!

SAI-LOR JU-PI-TER!

SPACE!!!

COMPYS! COMPYS! COMPYS! NEPTUNE!

DINOS YAY!

DINOSAURS! COOOOMPYSSSSS! I LOVE THE COMPYS! I LOVE THEM GOOD!

nnnnnnnnope. but it sounds neat.

that ruled the earth... you have no idea what i'm talking about do you?

mwaha

giant dead stuff...

yessss...

studying dead stuff...

that too.

iz okay... cat likes dead stuff more.

yup. paranormal is awesome.

very weird and paranormal. and full of [poky good ness!

XPP that story was weird.

story time! *ken sits on cat's lap* the pain.... once upon a time i got some water from the frige and thought i saw a ghost. i poked it and found iout it was really my dog. the end.

cool. ghosts are neat.

yessss... a ghost doogy *feel free to ask*

DOGGY!!! uhm. it IS a dog, isn't it? ken can't tell through computer.

hose horrbile rabbits... *pulls out blossom onnna leash* iz snack time.

JOHNNY!! :D DEATH TO THE FLYING ANGEL BUNNIES!!

HI JOHNNY IS ACTUALLY COMMENTING!!! ON YOUR LONG LIST OF COMMENTS!!! I FOUND A CHAINSAW IN MY GARAGE!!! I MUST PAINT FLAMES ON IT!!!!

DEATH TO THE BUNNIES!!!!!!

AND ZE KNIOFE!~

*twitch* DEATH TO LYNN!!!!

use the chainsaw! USE THE CHAINSAW!

i just want to walk up to her a say a nice loud 'whatever'.

a few. they were scary stalker questions mostly. like what she would know about linsey lohan. she said even if she had her phone #/ email she wouldn't send her because it would "Take up her valuable time"

i feel so sorry for you. DEATH TO LYNN!!! did you ANSWER the questions? o_0

lynn has reached new levels of insulting, she insulted everyone who doesn't really exist *gir, johnny, dib, zim, nad more* and when she was ranting about lindsey loahn i yelled "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I TLKAED ABOUT JHONEN VASQUEZ ALL DAY?!" then she asked me questions only a stalker would know abpuot him then said "You want to marry him don't you?" it was scary. espicially the fact he's about 20 years older than me.

that works out! i'm gonna dye the ends of my hair red like jhonen's.

now you only have to dye your hair red... johnny sez i can cut her hair like Nny as soon as she moves out of her mom's house.

heehee *hugs self* XP yay me!

you feel speicial don't you?

YAY I'M A GOD! :D

you can be... Jhonen. that's about the only person we haven't been. be happy.

kewwwwwwwl. i dun know who i am. wah.

we have practically every chracter on that show as one of us. and pretty much all of them are me. johnny is tallest red and the lady who sez dib runs all slow-like, i'm gir, zim, tallest purple, gaz, and professor membrane, and poe is... just dib.

niiiice. my dad calls me Gaz. only because i was gaz for halloween. i'm no gaz, i am KEN! KEN I SAY!!

me and johnny and poe have too many codenames -.- name any chracter from harry potter, ASOUE, or zim and one of us will have that as a codename.

WAFFLE CRISP! FRIED POPCORN! MEAT!

CORN POPS!

oh okay. YAY! XP

yes yay!

yay! i think.

i like you're a dork like us! wheee!

okie dokie then! i have no flippin idea what i am.

johnny was called a nerd once but she's a dork! A DORK! like me.

oh. my bad. i meant, what a nerd. XP

no. he is nerd. dorks are people like me and nny and poe. there's a diffrence.

what a dork.

he choked on his milk :D

uhmmm yeah that's kinda strange. o_0

wade lena's pervert bro. he was laughing at being run over which waskinda scary...

mmkay i dun know who wade is, but running over stuff with a lawn mower is fun no mater WHAT you're running over.

gotta love 'em. and ruinning over wade clones!

CHICKEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!! :D and a lawn mower. neeeeat.

there was a long version she wrote but it had lots of swears innit. and i also don't remember it. we also joke about running things over in her yard in riding mower! *wade, chicken, chicken, chicken, wade clone, wade clone, jerrick, sumara, wade clone*

straaaaange crazy ppl...

*Lena walks in and they strat rappin*
Lena: My bro's name is Wade and he's so lame!
Cat: It's almost like he doesn't have a brain!
Lena: Wurd!

LET'S GO DANCE SOME MORE!!! *dances but falls over from lack of sleep* zzzzzzz

cool!

i'm confused most of the time anyway....but you super-charged my confusion!

yay1 we confused someone!

i'm confused....POKE!! *pokes cat and johnny and poe* :P

like the giant poke fight and poe's luch bow being stolen by nny fights we have!

i do poke-of-doom to everyone. i'll just poke them and my friends all just poke me back with their own versions.

and full of poky doom!

okie dokie! *pokes cat* you be so poke-able *poke poke poke*

it's what i put when i don't want to tell someone something and it dives nny crazier!

okay! *plays with pencil*

long story...

uhhh okay? o_0

she keeps forgetting that is*transmission interruption*s!

YA LIKE BOTH NNYS AND POWDERPOE!!!! you should let her know the password you know.

AND NNY! AND NNY! AND POWDERPOE! WHO STILL CAN'T GET INTO THIS ACCOUNT! :D

excatley. YOU ROCK LIKE ME AND ZIM!!!

then you met me :D

*sigh* and i thought I was strange.

*climbs latter* * falls* *lands on feet* *repeat*

you'll never get there that way. *gives cat really big ladder* try that.

*climbs up tree* *jumps again* *falls 10 feet* *owwww....*

heheheheh. JUMP HIGHER!!

*jumps* crud... too high!

over dere! *points up* ^_^

cat must find out where jerrick lives...

*singing* you're gunna get cau-a-ght.

okaaaaaay.... NNY GIVE ME YOUR CHAIN SAW NOW!!!

don't do that. you'll get glass in your fist. it hurts.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss..... little pointy haired freak. cat want to punch in face and break glasses.

you really hate this jerrick guy dun cha?

i knew a girl who ate her jacket sleeve. it was pretty funny... once i made a guy *coughjerrickcough* choke on PAPER! it was funny...

my friends. sometimes i fear they will pass to the light side. it's eeeeeeeevil. and besides, insane ppls like us get to stick stuff to our heads! i like to chew on stuff more though. stuff like clothes hangers. mmm plastic aftertaste.

sanity!? what madness do you speak of?

coool. let me know the results. your friends are all crazy. i wish my friends were like that. i do like my friends but, they are just TOO sane sometimes.

nobody knows but johnny' n poderpoe say luch is too quite without me so they're gonne jump around and make weird noises and see have many people they can get to stare.

I DUNNO!! why are ppl always asking me questions involving lunches?!?!?!

oh and "What's johnny got in her lunch today?"

*blank stare* mmm okaaaaaaay.

egad! it's johnny's word-of-the-month! almost as famous as Johnetta Says!

heheheh. i am da COMIC BOOK WORM! F34R M3!!!

i read several a day.... i am not a book worm. i am THE bookworm.

wow. dat's a lot.

i have fourteen with me!

most likely. i have three in total.

i bet i have more with me!

okay! i won't! doesn't sound very interesting anyway. i will stick to my comic books. *hugs comics* my friends. o_0

books are my friends. except Pig Tale. NEVER READ! IT! NEVEER!!!!!!! *rocks back and forth*

you like books do you? most books are eeeevil. except ones i like. and comic books. wait, do those even count? o_0

i remember very little about my child hood... i remember just about every book i've ever read though :)

hm. cool. i can't remember anything from when i was little like that except getting my puppy when i was four. that's about as far back as i can remember. most of my friends i just met like a month ago because i'm homeschooled and there are these park get-together things for homeschoolers.

she is. we were friends when we were babies, didn't see each other for 10 years and then became friends again in middle school. *i actually vaguely remember little johnny... then no one called here johnny though... and mom taped bows to my head... it wasn't my fault i had no hair... and is still have very little, only by caoices and it's too long right now...

wooooooow. johnny sounds like a very interesting person o_0

me 'n johnny have an extensive list of randoms dating back a long- actually only a year- ago. gacamole, shiney, Fernald *longh lemony story* aye vs. si who will wikn? it goes on and on... we've listed over 100 last year!

i feel your pain -_- and i LIKE being random

that was random... i like nachos and i can't eat them with braces! wah!

heeheehee. no i can spare you. i like stars. hee.

NOOO A ANOTHER VAMPIRE HUNTER! *screams* MOO *trips* NY! *one of Johnny's many codename is Moony*

heeheehee. yeah that wouldn't be good would it? i might just be that pshyco. MWAHAHAHA!

a few years ago i wanted to change my name to sammy *now i wanna change it to Draconia or Vampira but chances are that's never gonna happen... maybe Draconia but I don't want a pshyco to try and drive a stake through my heart*

Moon is SUCH a STUPID name! why do I have to have such a STUPID name! i want to be SAMMY!

heh. my name is anything but normal. you can have it if you want it o_0

i changed my name in 7th grade! *my real name was getting too NORMAL, so i became CAT! i have cool initials...*

ookay then. Moon's a girl who's afraid of fish, for some reason. tiz very strange. She wants to have her name changed

and who's also going by Cat in case you haven't noticed...

YAY! I'M UP!!! THANX KYLE!!! and yes, kyle is also a girl. who's afraid of trees.

ooooh coolie eyes @_@