Invader Powderpoe

*falls backa sleleep*

e_e

laughing at me havnig to wake from the dead.

HEY! what was that for???

*whacks*

heheheh.

mine's generally empty BECAUSE MY MOM PULLS ME OUT OF BED AT LIKE 7 IN THE MORINING!

how very true. XP i still get nervous in there cuz of all the ppl crammed in such little space...

and hot topic's the hell-store.

XDD oh yeah that's real nice

my mom gave the best explainations of draco and dib.

draco: the blonde guy.

*and my fave*

dib: the guy... with the hair...

i learned that lynn looks lie daniel radcliff. it's kinda funny. and i look like emma watson *if my hair was back*

yeah. i actually talked to my Daniel Radcliffe poster this morning.

i talk to myself about the weirdest things... napkins, harry potter, me talking to myself... and today poe learned an important lesson: Don't take the Harry Potter magazine away from Cat.

oooooooooh yyyyeah.

you talk to yourself too?!

yeah. i only talk about aliens when i'm trying to sleep.

i never liked dolls. i literally AM afraid of them. and there was brandy and mr whiskers, totally spies, spongebob, zim when i was little too *i talked for a week straight about aliens so much my mom went crazy*, barney *dark times, dude*, tellitubbies *also dark times*, code lyoko, fairly odd parents, codename kids next door, and i'm sure there's more...

yeah.

bratz dolls obbsesion: 7 fricken dolls and over a hundred little pieces of plastic junk

barney obsession: lots of kissy movies *note this was from when i was like three*

barbie dolls obsession: don't even go there.

zim obsession *likewise*: talking to insane ppl and have lots of zim stuff heading my way for x-mas

pat obbsession have left me with ;asting scars...

harry potter: many, many, many codenames. and 26 posters

a series of unfortuatn events:still called klaus adn sunny at times

teen titans: picked up dude and booyah from watching it too much.

and zim *not over yet of course*: talking third person alot...

i hear that. *bites nails*

BOOYAH! *old habits never die*

YAY!!! XP

WHEEE WE'RE SPICIAL!

XP i feel special too.

i feel speicla. me and johny and poe all have the same dark past. one untrust worthy friend. then we met each other and i met you! and my mom wouild be so angry if she knew i was talking to you! :D

ken have almost no one to trust...only crazy cat friend. and comic books and DVDs.

aww... poor u. i had aboslutly no one i could trust for 5 years.

ahhhhhhh. i have noone to watch movies with. only family and it's only fun for so long...

me and johnny had a mummy movie marthon. then a zim marathon. all in the same night. but the last mummy movie stinks.

figures. i haven't seen those.

i just like the mummy movies and poltergiest. and those are both part humor.

horror movies are fun!

i'd die :D i will NEVER watch chucky. i'd rather die.

yeah the swearing happens in JTHM. alot. but it's funny. i wanna see SAW and SAW 2

*sniff* mah mom don't care 'bout the violence but the swearing is not my friend... jkohnny's allowed to watcgh stuff as gory as she wants but also can't read ooks with swears. she watches stuff i'd de if i watch. *thinking i wonder if she's seen any of the chucky movies (shudders)*

i see the problem...

yesss... sometime me and johnny atre going to go by our selves... THEN we will buy it... johnny's family is catholic and my mom doesn't like swearing...

i dunno....they're pretty cheap though did you notice? like three bucks...

cat was soo close so close. why did my mom have to be standing there...

JTHM ROOOOOOOOOOOCKS!!!! XP

this was before i knew that JTHM was a comic and i though he was just a fan character, then i learned there was an actual johnny. I WANNA BE AN ACRHAELOGIST!

*almost explodes from luaghing* XDDD OH MY RIBS!!! *this is really happening btw*

obey my list:
“Continue!” yelled Dib almost exploding because of the laughter.

“Now Johnny hates Dib boy, so does master. So this is what Johnny does: he stuffs him in a sack, closes all the air holes, uses a match then BOOM! DIB has gone bye-bye!” Dib stopped laughing, and Johnny was taking notes.

“Sack….Air holes…Boom!” mumbled Johnny as he wrote. Minimoose squeaked.

the list goes on and on:
“FOLLOW ME!” Yelled Gir as he began to sing to the tune of Yankee Doodle “JOHNNY IS A MANIAC FROM VASQUEZ’S IMAGINATION! AND WHEN HE’S BORED HE LIKES TO KILL BIG HEADED CHILDREN!”

“Why ME!” yelled johnny. Dib started laughing hysterically.

“Johnny has many friends, they come in many sizes, unfortunately for him they are all dead!” Sang Gir “THEY ARE ALL DEAD! NOW THE NEXT VERSE!”

“NO! PLEASE GIR DON’T!AND MY FRIENDS AREN’T DEAD!” yelled johnny.
*WHEEEEEEEE! I'M DEAD! WOO!*

aaaand:
“Hey, Big head boy! Are you hungry? Really hungry?” asked Gir as he stuffed a pizza down Dib’s throat.

“No, Gir!I-I’m Choking!”

“Yeah, stop. I want to destroy him.” said Johnny.
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“And as for this fellow.” said President Man looking at Johnny. “For trying to destroy the person who yelled at me he is now the person in charge of all the stuff that goes boom! “ *the main reason*

and:
“Try 7, 21, and 23.”

“Hey, it worked. Thanks-” Dib stopped as he looked back to see who gave him the combination.

“Hello again, Dib. You didn’t let me finish last time.”

“AAAAAAHHHHHHH! JOHNNY!” shouted Dib.

“Aaaaaahhhh, Johnny? I like the sound of that. Now time to finish this, Dib.”

“Hey look over there, something a homicidal maniac might like!”

cat: i actually stole my escape from the happy hotel from a fanfic i read, the same one that made johnny johnny.

the parts johnny is named after:
“AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! cough cough AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Yelled Dib running outside trying to get away from Johnny.

A few minutes after Dib got over the fact that now he has a homicidal maniac after him:

“AHHHHHHH!”

Oops. Guess he’s still not over it. Wait. Now he is:

“Okay. I’m okay. Now I need another plan to get in. One that does not involve meeting with that Johnny guy again. Now let’s see. That’s it! I will- figure something out! Now I need to think even though it hurts me to do so. I GOT IT! The sewer!”

ken: mmmm cheeeeeze.

cat: YEAH! THEY GIVE OUT FREE CHEEZE! but ne day some guy stole my cheeze so i pushed him off a cliff and ran away.

ken: OOH CAT IS IT FUN?!?!

mr. Dwicky: uhmmm. why am i here???

*cat tackles mr. happy man.

cat: HI MR. HAPPY MAN!

mr. HM: HEY! YOU'RE THEAT GIRL WHO ESCAPED FROM THE HAPPY HOTEL!

dib: she escaped form the happy hotel?

mr. HM: DUH! she's still got the straight jacket on.

ken: YAY! *hugs Dwicky*
Dwicky and Mr.Happy Man: ????

cat: nooo *suddenly mr. dwicky and mr. happy man fall in*

Red: am i going to die? or am i already dead and in the bad place...

*suddenly zim falls in*

Red: you two are possibley worse than zim. which scares me. o_0

*johnny hugs red too*

johnny: DAD! *weird story connected to that... thta's actually already on the internet.*

ken: *clings to Red* BACK HE'S MIIINE!!! *hiss*
Red: maybe in your dreams.

*johnny wealks in. trips and falls in the well*

red: WHY MEEEEE?!

ken: HOWDY CAT!!! :D
red: *twitch* oh god it's a nightmare.

8Cat jumps into well*

cat: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

red: NOOOOO NOT YOU!!!! *if ya don't understand read the Who are you fan fic. but i advise skipping the 3rd chapter.*

Red: ????
ken: 0_o

cat: NO HURTING THE LLAMA!

red: *pokes Llama* what IS it? o.0
ken: *sits shaking huddled up in a corner*

cat: PLAY NICE WITH MR. LLAMA- MAN!

ken: AHHHHH!!! IT'S EVIL! EEEEEEVIL!!!!
Red: *looks at ken like she's insane*

*cat throws a llama down there*

ken: ^^P *clings to red* yay!

red: GAH! get off!!!

red: what cat?

dib: that darn cat...

ken: whee! Red AND Dib! ^^
dib: i swear someday i'm gonna get that cat...
Red: ??? o_0

*cat trows dib down the well*

cat: cat out of donuts but you can have this!

ken: SEND MORE DONUTS!

*gir comes out of nowhere* *cat tackles him too*

Pur: oooooh.

*purple tries to jump into well too but cat grabs him and gives him a hug*
cat; PURPLE!

purple: NO THE DONUTS! *cat hands him donuts AND nachos*

ken: DONUTS!!! *attacks box of donuts*
Red: *pops up out of nowhere* DONUTS?!? *jumps into well*
ken: YAAAAAY!!
Red: *screams*

*cat trows a water-proof box of donuts to ken*

ken: ?! *jumps into well*
dib: well, uhm. okay then. *walks away*

*cat holds up a zim doll and trows down well*

dib: can't you be helpful?!?!
ken: *squeezes tighter*

cat: *in nelson voice* HAHA! you're getting glomped.

dib: crap. e_e

*ken just lies there* *dib sighs* *ken quickly grabs dib then resumses her unconiousness*

ken: *runs around screaming getting higher and higher* ahhhhHHHHHHHH *falls asleep on floor*
dib: *walks in and pokes ken with a stick*

in ze cabinet. THEY'RE MINE!

SURRENDER ALL YOUR SQUEEZY CHEESE!!! *shakes cat* WHERE ARE THE CRACKERS?!?!

WHY MUST WE NOT GROW INTO YAMS?!

wolves are neat. i wanna be a mongoose. WHY OH WHY CAN'T I BE A MONGOOSE?!?!

actually it's a little wolf statue i wno at an arcade but who cares...

*backs away slowly* uhmm that's nice o_0

zombie cheerleader. i won a funniest costume award thingy for that *smiles insanly* and now it's hanging from my wolf.

that's. strange. what are you?

johnny's van helsing and poe's....something... it's harry potter related. oh yueah! gothic luna.

i've noticed. but it's a good trick-or-treat ryhme. i go as gaz for halloween. what about you an johnny an powderpoe?

johnny's affecting my mind.

Trick or treat
Candy's neat,
Gimme somethin' good to eat,
I you don't i don't care,
I'll blow up your underwear!

tomorrow is the day we go demand our right to eat candy at 11 PM!!! i mean...trick-or-treat.

yessss...

I DON'T HAVE IT!! candy is gewwwwwwwd. like zim.

i don't go to parties but nny and poe go with me trick-or-treating! and we make johnny go up to the gory house! I WANT MY CANDY!

halloween. i luuuuvvvv it. can't wait to go to my friend's party. i get to help decorate!

awww cat has to leave but will be back at 8:15

yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

you scaaaaaaaaaaarrring meeee.

yesss...

or Pshyco-Bear.....

or my voo-doo dolls.....

i feel so sorry for you. i dun know what i'd do without my sythe.

or a chainsaw..

oooooh. that makes sense.

cat not have matches with her.

i would've blown em up instead.

yeah...

cept the beating up part.

it was wasn't it?

THE DOGS THE DOGS AHHH!!!! what a great story!

okay but first watch out for the dog s- too late. Once upon i time is was tortured into insanity by cheerleaders and dolls. and then i beat a boy named james up. the end.

okaaay. fine. tell me the story of why you're crazy then. *sits on ground and starts pulling up grass*

you said you didn't want to go into it...

ummm. what does that have to do with what i just said?

neeee..... curisouslity bound to kill cat...TELL CAT! cat'll tell you the story of why she's crazy!

i told you NOT TO ASK!!! but ok. i think i dreamt i was in Nny's house (the guy Nny). there were like a whole bunch of ppl with no head running around screaming. HOW COULD THEY BE SCREAMING? NO HEADS!! i don't want to go into it i think i might make someone throw up. possibley me.

asking!

OWW! that hurt!! *starts singing about ppl with no heads (it's from this dream i had last night don't ask it's FREAKY)*

*whacks* with the cloning machine!

that sounds so wrong. twisted and wrong. cat, you creepy!

johnny sez that i'm like purple and gir combined... thus i become TALLEST GIR! PHEAR ME!

ppl call me capton oblivious! what does that mean? o_0 I'M LIKE PURPLE! YAY!

no........way.............

yeah! fun ppl get to do more...FUN stuff!

being no fun is for WIMPS!

it's a gewd thing. ppl who take forever are no fun.

WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT? johnny, powdeproe, and now you.... oh and maisie!

YES! how do you do that?!?! and, you comment fast.

you're thinking about..... soemthing Jhonen related.

oooooooh. spooky dude o_0 cat's a pshyic.

i also say the dolls will kill us all. and that's actually in poltergiest too!

poor poor stupid ppl. they deserve the flesh-eating tree monsters if they dun listen to cat.

it's cool... i told the poepl the trees were evil.

sounds awesome man. PPL GETTIN EATEN BY TREES! w00t!

poltergiest is sorta old but it has everything from people getting eaten by trees to paranormal investigators *they're actually in it...* AND WOOIES! IT HAS WOOKIES!

never seen that one. don't watch friday the 13th. it's bad. and kinda scary, but only right at the end.

never seen it. don't watch many scary movies cuz theyy're all gory. except poltergiest. poltergiest is goooooood.

ah. well i haven't read all of them yet. they sound cool though. i just watched friday the 13th the other night. eee.

person in one of the books. yay hyper!

mmhmm *nods* *has no idea what she's talking about*

and Ritchan! ritchan is good.

YUKI MOUSE!!! well, really i can't decide weather i like Kyo or Yuki better. hmm. i will save the thinking for later. my brain already hurts.

SHIGURE ROXS! and so does Kyo because he can turn into a cat, what could be better than that?

yup. right up there with Shigure XD

sirius: one of the few people who were a dog who rocked.

okay, powderpoe can have the head. i guess. yeah, i guess it does have sirius. hm.

and gryffindor has sirius!

except my head. powderpoe has dibs on my head.

well that's good that you can still eat cheese. i don't know WHAT i would do if i couldn't eat cheese ever again. i can't really choose weather i like Griffindor or Slytherin better. *Griffindor has Ron in it heehee* ooooo when you snap, ken i have the top half?

i miss them already *cries* i can still eat cheese however and that makes me happy. they'll probably be green and silver after halloween *slytherin pride!* and if the guy on the morning announcements says,"It's a great day to be a cougar" one more time I'm gonna snap.

YOU have BRACES?!?! i'm gonna get braces! eventually. i will hate that. i will have the FULL geek look ;_; i feel your pain about the nachos. nachos. yum.

*watches too much Zim, watches too many Vampire movies, and reads too much harry potter and comic books* i can't have nachos anymore *sniff* CURSE YOU BRACES! CURSE YOU!!!

was it? CHEESE!!! *reads too much Happy Noodle Boy*

that was random...

hee. powder. i'm sane you know.

her name is all lemony... she coughs alot like mr. poe and she likes powder... alot.

what a cute name! and yay someone else used black eyes how cool!