Zim's gotta muffin!

*ken hacks up a hairball*

ken: *dips hair in cheeze and chews on it*

*cat does a happy cheeze dance*

ken: *dies and pops out on outside of cheeze vat*

cat: there's cheeze in my ears 0.o

ken: CRAP I CAN'T BREATH!!! HEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!

*ken's coffin sinks to the bottom*

*ken hops into vat of cheeze still in coffin*

ken and cat: CHEEEEEEZE!

*cat shoves jken in spiked coffin and dives in giant vat of cheeze*

ken: NO! MY CHEEZE!

cat: DIP ME IN MELTED CHEEZE!

ken: now what?

*cat licks remem=nder of chocolate off herself.

ken: I'LL DO IT! *picks off every peanut and eats them*

cat:GETTEM OFF ME!

johny: they're peannuts aren't they?

johnny: hmm?

NO! I HATE PEANUTS! GETTEM OFF ME JOHNNY!

oh, waiddaminute. *throws some peanuts on cat* okay, that's better.

yesssss...

ironic yes?

*cat starts licking self clean*

ken: just shut up and start eating. be happy.

cat: ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE!

ken: *twitch* *pushes button* *cat is lifted into the air and dipped in chocolate*

cat: awww.... wuzz wrong?

*camera shifts back to ken red in the face*

*suddennly the camera shifts to cat laughing maniaclly on a giant machine*

ken: BE QUIET!!!

cat: no she didn't!

ken: well you stole this plan from me!

johnny: THAT WAS ME NOT YOU!

yes. my plan is working. heheheh...i mean....WORLD PEACE!

*suddenly on the news there are reports about thw white house bowing up*

MWAHAHA!!! uhmmm. *cough* yeah. what she said.

BHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *suddenly looks around* WORLD PEACE!

mwahaha

excellent.

ooooooh you scaring me.

yessss it issss...

THAT version is gewd.

nooo the evil fun song!

F is for fire that burn down the whole town!

U is for uranium... bombs!

N is for no survival when you cross me!

Muahaha

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

noooo that song is eeeeevil.

and the fun song... :P

mwahaha.

yesssss...

XPP that's why i sing it.

it's got fire innit be quite!

gah. it's evil. i can still sing it though. it kills me.

johnny loves spongebob. i just like the campfire song.

i haaaate the talking sponge-thing.

actually nooo... johnny's dad hates spongebob. and johnny likes annoying her dad.

??? okay then. are you trying to talk to multiple ppl again?

johnny wants a giant spongebob stuffy so she can walk up to her and and go "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!" while shaking it in his face.

spongebob baaaaad.

cat: it's storytime! *ken jumps on act's lap* still painful.... i was looking around my room for ideas and saw a picture from my party. it was of me 'n jess high fiving each other with spo0ngebob's arm which we ripped off my pinata. the end.

ken: AHHHHHHH yes.

cat: wanna know where that piece of sheer insanity came from?

ken: NOOOO!

why you little- *strangles ken* TELL CAT! TELL CAT OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF... SPONGEBOB'S HAND! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

KEN NEVER TELL!! MWAHAHAHA!!

WAH! what does it say! TELL CAT!

man you dun even HAVE the comic and you know that! personally, i think the panel AFTER that is funny as heck XP

riiiiiiiiiight... *schmee falls from ceiling* *cat picks up schmee*

cat: Well hello there Shmee! Nice to meet you! I am Kitty. So you're Squee's little friend, huh? Weeeell, you certainly are a cute little bear! Yes you are!! Yeeeesss you are!! *i talk to my dog like this then she tries to drool on my face*

i was just...reminding you. yeah. that's it. o.0

noooo... it's nny's. and i already knew who Shmee was.

teddy-bear....SHMEE! :D *yeah that's the name of the bear* HOORAY FOR JTHM! hey...THAT'S MY SCYTHE!!!

AND A SCREAM-PERSNO AND A SERIEL-KILLER AND A TEDDY BEAR! AND A SCYTHE I SEE A SCYTHE! *just went on like 10 JTHM sites...*

you're pushin it. e_e DOG WITH MEAT! DOG WITH MEAT!

AND A MEOW-CAT AND A WOOF-DOG AND CLUCK-CHICKEN!

LOOKIT IT'S A MOO-COW!!! :D

niiiiiiiiice...

heheh. i always seem to quote zim at the wrong times. like when my mom is in a bad mood.

and i also randomly yell "YOUR LEGS ARE STUPID!" when i'm at lack for a better insult.

yes. that is scary. o_0

that's REALLY scary... i do the exact same thing...

so is mine. whenever she hears the word squirrel she'll say, "i saw a squirrel. it was doin like this chichichi"

neh... my mom IS weird sometimes...

well that's good. before, i didn't mean any offense...

my mom at least lets me be goth/punk...

i thought bestest friend was cooool. Keef got his eyes ripped out! :D your mom sounds kinda weird. my mom thinks IZ is really funny! she just refuses to watch the same episode two times.

*hold up giant bag of candy* i have tons of candy and i can't eat most of it! WOO! the first zim episode my mom saw was "Bestest Friend" and just the NAME "Johnny the Homocidal Maniac" freaked her out. and she though nearly headless nick was nearly headless harry *don't ask because i don't know*

are you kidding me? she's AFRAID of that stuff? o_0 but zim an nny are awesome. oh well.

yeah that's how i was during my Harry Potter obsession. *holds up Snickers bar* I HAVE CANDY! :P

DORA! you're alive after all! :D

my mom is scared of zim *along with JTHM and various other comics/cartoons* cat get them all on DVD and watch a million times! during the leomny snicket obbsession of 2004 me and johnny could literally recite along with the charters in the movie.

ERrrr...I mean 9 times..not 7 times..

Well that's because I don't have cable...so I can't watch every episode 7 times and memorize every quote....-shifty eyes-

all except the x-mas special. my mom says i should wait so the whole family can watch it. these troublesome mothers. i want a cold unfeeling robot arm to love. *cries*

*gasp* you do that too?!

who, dora? nah, she's not from outside world, she's a zim zombie, like us. well, sorta. she hasn't watched all the episodes nine time. each. memorizing every quote.

a person from the outside world! *pokes* tka-flavored ice cream was in a very weird fanfic... it made me hungry.

Yup....a chunky monkey muffin without the tail xP

hey, it DOES look like a chunky monkey muffin! tak-flavored? kewwwwl.

*poe runs in* NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE MONKEYS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *poe likes the monkeys good* i like Tak-flavored ice cream personally.

OooooooooooOoOooooOooo....

That muffin looks like a chunky monkey muffin......-shifty eyes-

With lucious chunks of REAL monkey!!

johnny likes eating tin foil and i kno a boy who can eat a whole pencil! and leaves!

i like chewwing on little bits of tin foil. but that's it.

yeah! i like to eat metal too!

i like to eat paper! :D

actually there wasn't barf in it. it was a mock Got Milk ad and mlk makes me sick. filthy humna food! i like to eat metal!

cool. cept it involves barf. eww.

actually it's dib fanart related...

uhmmm weirder than zim-quotes? i think not!

okay! actually the milk barf story has nothing to do with barfing really... it was hust weird things i said...

uh, no thanks. don't hit me. o_0

i kno but balancing n the mushroom makes me want to hit sutff... i'm looking at zim fan art on another site. milk makes me barf! (ask if you must...)

OWWIE!! you say it too...

bad ken! *whacks with mushroom*

cat say bad word. i say it all the time. oops.

*falls down hole* CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

cat go down the hole.

my work here is done! *strikes dramcatic pose then falls over*

I HATE TREES NOW!!! *attacks trees with sticks*

they are more! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

oh. *rubs sore spot on head* what a stupid place to put trees!

ironically there's ALOT of trees on the hill. hence the reason the skool next the it is named "Oakhill"

HI HOBOS!!! ^^P *crashes into tree*

WOOOOO! *we run in circles into the street and the hobos stare at us like we're crazy*

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

SUPERTOAST!

BRING ME COFFEE! WITH SUGAR! LOTS OF SUGAR!!!! and toast.

I'M COCO FOR COACOA PUFFS! IT WAS SOOOOO COCOA PUFFS! *long story*

ME WANT HONEY COMB!

CORN FLAKES!

*sigh* *shakes head* poor poor evil cat. *humms TNBC tune*

i-am-so-evil...HIGH FIVE! *highs fives johnny*

*pokes* o.0 you are an evil donut person. i poke you. *poke poke*

*burp*

yes. a moment of silence for the poor donuts. -_-

in my stomach. what a horrible fate...

the donuts. gone. ;_; poor donuts.

i have donuts! *had*

yes. bring muffins, ILUVCARTOONS. i command you too! BRING MUFFINS!!!

lol love the look on his face!!!!!
........i wanna muffin know...

for the millionth time... i really should document how many times dib's blown up...

aww! Dib saved me ^_^ but...wait. OH NO DIB YOU BLEW UP! again!

*johnny scream and attempts to blow you up* *is held back by dib* *johnny blows dib up then seems content and leaves*

i love that word! i say it so much my mom has to ask me to stop. *to johnny* you don't like the word nifty?

it sounds nifty! *johnny runs by screaming NOOOOOOO!* johnny hates the word "nifty"

bloody. oooh. i like it. *ppl stare*

it is.... we just use bloody pretty much...

really? that's weird

same here. if you put shootaki with a little * thingy after it it's a bad word.

I DUN KNOW WHAT I DO! i just always get caught ;_; *sigh*

whadda ya do? they keep saying *hits powderpoe* is a bad word! IT AIN'T A BAD WORD! and we use shootaki and bloody. johnny like british swearing.

heh. i made two accounts once and my good one got deleted. i always get caught! ALWAYS!

ion one of my MANY accounts (not counting the ones maisie gave to me) yes. on that certain accoutn all of them have zim names. one has all Code Lyoko name (i used to love that show) and one has a very weird mix. i've disowned so many neopets it's sad. heck i don't even have my first neopets anymore. i don't even remember the name.

wow you are rich! is that the name of your...neopet? o_0

i have...247,385 NP in the bank... soon tallest_purple777 shall be darigan.... FEAR HIM!

i have like 3,000 neopoints on there total XD

i only talk to johnny and powderpoe one there and play the games sometimes *i'm rich on there...*

oooooooooooooh. i take a whole lotta quizzes on quizilla. it's fun. neopets is fun too but i don't go on there as much.

actually mine was a neopets one. same diff and i hold the world record for most quizzes taken to date: so many that i lost count using the claculater.

i took that quiz too! i was also, the evil muffin. quizilla is pretty neat.

ironically i took a quiz that said i was an evil muffin. it was right!

yuummmmm. you're making my hugry. evil muffin person.

especially banana nut *drools*

YEAH!! muffins ROCK!

especially mini muffins!

oooh neat. TAKE THE MUFFIN YOU FOOL!! i want the muffin. muffins are nice.