For Dracoluvur1

ken: e.e

cat: when we have a problem we consult judge johnny.

ken: ??? what's this?

dib: no i'm not!

*cat runs in*

cat: this looks like a job for... JUDGE JOHNNY! *johnny walks in with a judge costume while the judge judy theme song palys in the backgorund*

ken: YEZ YOU ARE MY SQUEEZY TOY! ^_^

dib: I AM NOT A SQUEEZY TOY! OR SQUEEZY CHEESE!

ken: SHUT UP!!! *squeezes dib*

cat: it's right here *holds up the card*

ken: -.- ;;;

dib: you did.

ken: .....i might've.

dib: you read that off a hallmark card didn't you?

ken: well i dun care. yur you and that's all that matters.

dib: no it isn't...

ken: yur jacket is very soft...

dib: wait a min- how can i be soft. i'm skinny.

ken: CUZ YUR YOU!!!!

dib: why me?

ken: yup. *hugs dib* SO SOFT AND DIB-LIKE!! ^^P

cat: OH MY IRK THEY'RE ALIVE!

*ken pulls dib out and they get out of closet*
ken: i hate that closet...

dib: k'

ken: oh well. this rope is cutting off circulation to ken's lower half so can we just get out of here now?

dib: not really.

ken: yay you chose me over cat's closet of doom! that's gotta mean sumthin..... *thinks*

dib: ummm.... okay. anythings better than this place.

ken: no i- well, yes, i am. but that's not the point! i gonna save you!

dib: NO THE CRAZY PERSON!

ken: wow it's messy...hey look! dib's hair!

cat: into the light childeren, into the light, all are welcome in the light.

ken: okay! wait... *cat pushes ken into closet*

cat: okay i think we should pull him out now. *pulls out a long rope* johnny go into the kliving room! *cat draw on tennis ball and trhrows into the closet* *it drops into the living room and johnny sez she's got it*

act: now tie me tp the rope and i'll do in.

ken: but he's MINE!

cat: but you haven't done this before.

ken: neither have you.

cat: good point. you go! *yuay plaguerizim!*

ken: -_- *dib can be heard screaming at the top of his lungs*

cat: moment of silence. *dundedundundedundundedundundeduuuuuun*

ken: poor dib. he didn't have a chance.

*johnny starts running towards dib with a cahinsaw* *dib screams liek a girl and falls into cat's closet*

dib: HEY!!!

ken: sorry!!! *runs behind cat*

cat: woah. she left dib. it's amazing.

ken: 0.0 *throws dib in middle of room*

*person walks in*

dib: BOY IN LEATHER JACKET ASSIT ME!

*the person turns around and dib realizes that it's cat who looks severly ticked off*

cat: YO JOHNNY GET BACK IN HERE! *johnny sticks her head back in*

johnny: yessss?

*cat hands her a chainsaw*

dib: CURSE YOU JOHNNY!!!!

ken: ^^P

johnny: good question. oh well. *walks calmly away*

ken: 0.0 *pounces on dib* ^_^

dib: HOW DID I GET IN YOUR POCKET!?!?!?

johnny pulls dib out of her pocket.

johnny: FETCH! *johny throws dib*

ken: *tries to strangle johnny* GAH! MUST KILL SOMETHING!!!

*ken eats the stick*

johnny: awww..my stick...

*johnny pokes ken with stick*

ken: the horrors i have seen shall never leave my mind *faints*

*the door opens and ken is seen shaking, eyes wide*

cat pokes the door then the rumbluing stops*

ken: NOOOOOOO!!!! OPEN THE DOOOOOR!!! THE MADNESSSSS!!!

johnny: you DARE insult the ALMIGHTY PENGUINS?!

ken: *distant* AHHHHHHHH!!!!! CAN WE JUST DROP THE PENGUIN THING????

cat: dude... that was uncalled for. that's the ultimate evil! even trigon wouldn't sink that low.

ken: THE MADNESS! THE MAAADNESSSS!!!

*johnny opicks her up and throws her into cat's closet*

ken: i'm sleepy. *falls over backwards and sleeps* zzzzzz -_-

then suddenly..........zim doesn't show up.

ken: GAH! *puts on thick winter coat* I'M COMIN TA GET CHA DIB!! unless zim shows up.

dib-cat: uhhh... THE NORTH POLE!

nny: I WANNA GO TOO THEE'S PENGUINS THERE!

ken: ??? dib? DIB WHERE DID YOU GOOOO?!?!

dib: NOOOOOOOOOO! I LIED I'M REALLY CAT! *puts on a lame cat-mask*

ken: really? so...YOU'RE A TACO AND I'M HUNGRY!! :D

dib: I'M THE TACO MAN AND I COMMAND YOU TO LET ME GO!

ken: oh. *turns on tv instead* @_@ must obey the taco man....

dib: can't....breathe......

ken: aww dun cry! KEN WILL MAKE IT BETTER!! *squeezes* ^_^

dib: *cries*

ken: ouchie! *pokes dib* I'M A HELL-FAN! I AM IMMORTAL! MWAHAHAHA!

*dib stabs ken*

ken: -^^- he cursed me. eeee.

ken: NOOO! YOU ARE MINE!

dib: CUUUURSSSSSSSSSSE YOOOOOOOOOOU!

dib: hey, can i just go now? please?

cat: yessss.....

ken: DOES IT NO AMAAAZE YOU?!?!

cat: DESTRUCTION IS NICE!

dib: *sigh* e_e

cat: i like madness!

ken: MWUAHAHAHAAA!! F34R M3!!

nny: never....

dib: WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?!?!

*dib attemps to struggle away bnut then realizes ken has starapped him to her side with duct tape*

ken: *hugs him* ^^P
dib: *reaches for remote and turns the TV to zim*
ken: @.@

dib: oh snap.

ken: *eyes sparkle* DIIIIB! :D

cat: i got donuts for lunch *smiles* *suddenly dib falls from ceiling, crushing cat* oww.....

CURSE YOU CAT FORGETTING! CURSE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!

cat: i forgot.

dib: good idea. *runs*
ken: where'd he go cat?

dib: EGAD! she's catching up!

cat: cat suggest running like a maniac.

ken: WHERE'D CHA GO?!?! KEN HATE HIDE-AND-SEEK!!!

cat: uhhh... a splode?

dib: you sound like johnny now...

cat: uhhh... throw stuff.

dib: uhhh. okaaay. o_0 THERE'S A CRAZY GIRL AFTER ME WHAT DO I DO?!?!

(sees cat there*

Dib: wait. i though you were a girl.

cat: they mistake cat for boy again. cat used to it by now.

dib: *runs into the crazy house for boys*

DIB: HELP I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!

Ken: *let's go*
dib: *runs off screaming*

dib: can't....breathe...

crazy person? where? *hugs tighter* whee! ^_^

dbi; CRAZYPERSONCRAZYPERSONGAZHELPMEEEEEEE!

dib: my boots...
ken: awww. *hugs dib* I MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER! ^^P

*takes from dib again* THEY'RE COOL BOOTS! MINE!

*takes dib's boots from cat* GIMME!!! *hands to dib* ^_^

i found more zim fan art. ZIM AND DIB HJAVE COOL BOOTS IN IT! *steals their boots* *johnny comes in and yells at me for stealing zim's boots and makes me give them back*
dib: what about mine?!
nny: i don't care...

*does the internet dance* WHEE!!

yay!

YAY FOR DA INTERNET!

INTERNET! *my parents always buy the stuff from amazon. and hottopic.com

OW!! you so lucky. ken want Zim stuff.

*throws lemony snicket DVD at you* cat getting them for christmas along with gir sheets and gri and zim shirts! AND METALLICA! WOO!

i feel for you. i have all three! *does a dance with DVDs*

cat not have that one... yet...

good. you should. THE HALLOWEENIES!!! i love that ep. i love my DVDs.

i kicked her in the shin if that makes you feel any better... THEY';RE SHOWING THE HALLOWEEN ZIM ON SATURDAY! WOO!

that evil keeper of the donuts. making you dance.

i just do the angry gaz dance. now johnny'll say "Do a little dance" before she'll give me the donut!

i dunno. i do a mean Gir dance. and an excellent Zim angry dance. at least i think so. everyone else just stares and laughs.

we should do fan art picture 'bout that...who will win?

DANCE-OFF! WHEE! *continues to dance* :P

i sense a DANCE-OFF! *long weird story connnnected to that...*

ah. i feel like dancin'. DANCE! *dances*

not me. i'd be in.... whatever slyhterin +ravenclaw is...

that would be me then methinks. poor jesse. she has moved to the light side. *like dark side but that would be our side already mwaha*

a person who dresses goth yet is happy. like jesse. only now she's kinda preppy. and gone. johnny took a quiz that said she belonged in "Slytherdor"

cool. i look at myself as a tomboy-got person. i took a quiz once that said i was perkygoth. WHAT IN THE HECK IS 'PERKYGOTH?!?!

my clothes are all tomboyeyey... heck my winter jacket's my dad's.

knock myself out. i've done that before, actually. hmmmmm. *thinkin'* could you draw me yelling at johnny for blowing dib up so much? i guess you pretty much know what i look like. oh and i like wearing black and purple. i dress kinda gothy i guess.

i get tommorrow off to so i'll have lots of time!

knock yourself out *not literally like powderpoe*

you do straaaaaaange things. how can nobody be requesting? stupid ppls. mmmmmm. am i alowed more than one request?

no one posting anymore request and my mind's wadering BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN MY MIND WANDERS! *shudders and things about the time she stuck a library card to her head*

skool. heehee. pointy hair. cool.

nice.... he's a jerk with pointy hair at my skool.

*holds up rubber piggy*

you have no idea who jerrick is, do you?

YEAH!

yah! lets go find jerrick!

*smiles evily* LET'S GO CHOP STUFF UP!

sure i've got about 5. *hands scythe*

cool! can i have one? o.0

yes she is... se pays me in scythes!

heeheehee. johnny's crazy.

that's what johnny said...

ooo. she gonna set me on fire. neat!

and she has several pankages of matches JUST in her room. i don't even KNOW how many actual pakagaes she has and i'm not sure i want to find out...

oooh. i'm scared now. there's a crazy person out to get me o_0

i will tell johnny that *seriously i am talking to her and powderpoe on a neopets message board* she sez: and i qoute: SHE GO BOOM! *she sez tyhat to everybody...* *inculding me 'n powderpoe*

AW MAN! i lost first comment! oh well. ahem. YAYIT'SSOAWESOMETHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!! Johnny just better watch out o.0

YAY IT DID!