Dib got Punk'd

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .He's.....got...a....knife......

thanks!

*stares* Dib!! what did they do to you??? ..actually it's not that bad... DIB: What???....Me: sorry Dibbeh..yeah heres yer scythe thingy*hands him his hair* DIB: thanks...i guess

;p so koo! i likes it!!

niiiiiiice.

cat" poe + pizza + plus long car ride + excitement = barf.

ken: i'm not. just had ramen a lil bit ago. mmmm, ramen.

cat: i'm hungry. *eats johnny's machine gun*

*they all just lie there for a second. then cat and ken live again cuz of their amazin' abilities to die and live again*

*zim faints*

zim: *twitch twich*

*an even worse one comes up*

*ken dies* *zim walks in*

zim: OH MY IRK!

ken: oh god. that's sick.

*sudeenly a worse ZADR pic pops up*

*cat dies*

*dib faints*

*ken barfs*

*dib throws up and ken twitches in horror*

*cat has seizure*

ken: OH GOD!!!

dib: *walks in* whatcha guys lookin a- OH MY GOD!

*suddenly ZADR picture pops up*

cat and ken: thoughts clear...

*in cat's head: sailor moon a'sploding*

*in ken's head: zim with policeman hat on*

think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts.... *in cat's head: dancing chickens with party hats on*

me too. it's horrible. *thinks non-ZADR thoughts*

and i've seen worse *rocks back and forth* that horrible human *not dib the horrible creator person*

blehhh.

USE THE FIFTH! how can people. i don't want to see zim kissing dib's neck. no one does.

sick sick visions....can't believe i liked zadr once...*hits self with large harry potter book*

crse the horrible ZADRs... by eyes still hurt. it said zim was a vamprie. it lied.

curse kim and ron slash....curse it.

it was very scary because it had pictures of a cartoon version of him makin' out with kim.... very scary...

heeeeeeeee.

cat: i found a link of a person who made a video of it and it was really good and that's the scary part. so many mole rats... so naked.

ken: i love that song XP

cat: *naked mole rap in the back ground* oh yeah!

ken: NACOS! XP

cat: NAAAAACHOOOOOOOS!

ken: TACOS!!!!

*cat runsin too and they eat every *beepi9n'* donut in the place*

cat: and now.... TO TACO BELL!

ken: WHOO! *runs in*

*cat kicks the door ranma-style and it shatters*

ken: crud! closed...

*they run to krispy kreme*

ken: YEAH! WHOO!

cat: OKA! LET'S GO EAT KRISPY KREMES RIGHT OFF THE CONVEYOR BELT!

ken: LET'S GO EAT STUFF!!

cat: what now?!

ken: *angry down* that's better. WISH! GAH!

cat: fine... dib gets to reveal that there's alien life out there. *throws skoodge to dib* here ya go.

ken: *pushes door open* *eye twitches* YOU STINKIN PUNK, THOSE WERE DIB'S WISHES!!! *ken's bad side: you REALLY don't want to be on it*

*cat shoves ken in her closet*

cat: dib said i could handle the wishes.

rnama: okay. whaddaya want?

cat:
1. To rule the world
2. To be able to change into any animali want
3. I want fairy godparent that never have to leave and have no rules.
4. Gir
5. A whole wardrobe of gothic and punk clothes.
6. A huge mansion in egypt and a summer home in japan.

*johnny's eyes well up with tears*

cat: FINE! and a penguin.

johnny: WOO!

*all of a sudden cat's wishes are granted and johnny cries weith joy overher new penguin*

ken: ??? hi ranma person whom i don't know! ^^P i heard about wishes?

*cat grabs dib by the arm and replaces him with zim*

cat: yamindifitalktohimthanxbye!

*in a corner*

ib: whaddaya want?

cat: those wishes...

dib: why should i?

cat: because i know where you live.

dibu :but you're not scary...

cat: yesss... but johnny is.

ken: *doesn't notice ranma* lalalaaaaa. ^^P

dib: neither is zim... i wish he could take my place though. *suddenly dib finds a magic mushroom and the floor and stuggles to get his hand out. hem picks it up and a ninja with a braid pops out*

ninja: owwww.... who has freed from from the mushroom which kept me ciontained for 25 years?! YOU! big headed boy. what is your name?

dib: squee...

ninja: okay, squee, as genie of the mushroom you get 7 wishes.

dib: i though it was 3... wjatever, who are you?!

ninja: i am RANMA!

ken: NNY!! :D

dib: it's dib, and nny's not here.

ken: oh....ZIM!!! :D

dib: *sigh*

*suddenly gir walks in*

cat: GIRREH!

*glomps*

ken: *huggles dibby* ^^

dib: -_- ;;;

cat: AWWW SHE LOVES YA DIBBEH!

dib: GET AWAY FORM MEEEEEEE! AND QUIT MAKING FUN OF MY HEAD!

cat: i didn't say anyhting about your head...

ken: *glomps dibbers* :D
dib: ??? DIBBERS?!?!!

*ken comes back to life*
dib :NO!

YUR GONNA MAKE ME EXPLODE!!!! *goes boom*
dib: YAY I'M FREE!!

annnd: don't let the flesh eating demon babies bite!

XDD yeah!!!

and :DOE SHTE LIGHT EVEN EXIST ANYMORE WHEN THE REFRIGERATOR IS SHUT?!

that's good too XP i also like....OH MY GOD! IT'S GOD!....XP

mine isss...MY GOD!! ARE YOU KIDDING!? I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF HAVING SUPERPOWERS! THIS IS TOO MUCH TO RESIST! I HAVE HEAD-EXPLODY! *also johnny's fave*

IT'S ONE OF MY FAV JTHM QUOTES YAY!! XP

DID THE DOGS SEND YOU?!

ken: ME TOO! CHEESEMUFFINS! :D

cat: AND THEN WE FLEW TO THE MOON IN A ROCKET MADE OF FLAMNI' CHEEZE! I LIKE CHEEZE!

zim: i never said that.
ken: oh you didn't? musta dreamt that part..

zim: huh?

ken: ^_^ I KNEW YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE GUNNA FLY AWAY FOREVER!

*hands zim*

zim: YOU FILTHY TRAITOR I OUTTA KICK YOUR-

ken: ZIMMEH! *gets stragle- hugged by ken*

*does the angry zim dance* doo. doo dee dee doo-doo. GIVE TO KEN!!

cat: i'll give you zim too if you do a little dance!

ken: never...again...

*cat dances like gaz in circles aruond a mushroom chair* do a little dance!

......*hugs imaginary nny -m- plushie* 0_0

YAY!

because you're crazy, like me o.0

i do that alot. mostly i draw crossovers.. WHY DO I DRAW SO MANY CROSSOVERS?! WHY?!

YAY SUMTHIN ELSE TO REMIND ME OF JTHM! :D i drew an IZ-itized me. one of my in Irken form and one of me in my 'disguise' XP

we figured out that officially none of us can draw guns... mine looks kinda like a boomerang. poe's the only one who can. and she's using her skill to draw a homocidal dib fr some reason. and i'm working on me, nny, and poe goin' homocidal.

heehee. i spose i like everything but guns. i dunno. they just...aren't very...uhm. i dunno. i like my pencils best. i like, always have one.

johnny likes them all. speicially matches. matches are johnny's friends. mine are the pointy umbrellas of DOOM!

hobo. kewwwwwlll. guns are bad. ken like bombs an sharp stuff best.

it's an awsome park. a hobo lived in there for long time. also cat pick up gun over there!

that sounds like one fun park! DEAD SNAKE! NEAT!

they're down in the park too! me 'n the sheneppers *phear the name* went down there looking for snmaek skins and hannah picked up a dead snake and brought it over thinking it was a skin.

SNAAAAKES!!!! I LOOOOOOOOVE SNKAES! :D

max likes to catch them and feed them to his snakes.

it buuuuuuuuuurns ken's skin. also, bugs tend to crawl in it. water bugs not fun. they bite.

cat not like being wet.

zactly.

and smells bad.

yeaaaaahh. i know...

the water... IT BURNS!!!

and the smell *shudders* blehh.

the worms....

i knoooooooooow. fishing is baaaaaad.

EGAD THE FIENDS!

AHHHHHHH!!!! *i had a bad fishing experiance. i had to fish*

my secret identity i am THE HOOK-HANDED GIRL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

NO NO HOOKS!!! *cowers in corner* bad...bad...bad hooks.

a paper clip! *makes paper clip into hook* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

mmmm. i have aaaaa. paperclip... *grabs jacket and runs...into another tree*

*hands you jacket* that's 30 bucks.

YEAH! GOOD FOR YOU! pick me up one of those funky jack shirts while you're at it why dun cha?

*runs to mall* *collapeses half way* *get up again and startas runnning* *reapeeat* *finally makes in to hot topic* *gir earrings aren't there* WAAAAAH! HEY! GIR PURSE! I CAN PUT CRAP IN IT!

i know. i want them! ZIM SOCKS!! they have the earrings at hot topic i believe.

what? where? when? why don't i have them! and they have zim socks! the sock ares sweeeeeeeeet!

good for you. *slaps cat for no real reason* i'll wear Gir earrings. they have those you know.

yeah... now i hardly ever wear earrings *smiles insanely*

YAAAY!! *clapclapclap* i got my ears pierced at the mall. it also hurt.

*ken sits on cat's lap* owww... full sized person on lap hurts... Once upon a time i gots my ears pierced at Clair's. it hurt. the end.

claire's. it's evil. tell me a story, cat.

nice... *accidently runs into claire's* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE HORRIBLE MEMORIES!!!!!! feel free to ask...

skool. ewwwww. skool is evil. HURRY! TO THE SANCUARY! *runs into hot topic and cowers while sifting through the new shirts* OOH! this one's got 2-D on it! wait. i'm supposed to be cowering!

me too *i got to go to skool on the day of a test and the fun room of horror*

oh yeaaaaah. i forgot. i feel all better today though ^_^

haveen't you heard of computer viriuses?

can you catch something through the computer? o_0

you caught it from me!

mmmmmmmkay? i have a sore throat today! whee!

yes you do. i just stick things to my head. *i don't know why...*

*dances around the great paper dispenser (also known as the printer)* i always just print paper out blank. i have too much free time.

YAH!

PAPER TACOS!!

not if you fold it the right way.

cept it just kinda slides off doesn't it?

i lke it with SUGAR!

with ketchup. mmmm.

me too!

i eat paper!

*sigh* poor poor crazy cat *shakes head*

*catches lampo* LAMPS! *hugs sed lamp* puts lampshade on head* sweeet...

*throws lamps at tree* COME DOWN KITTY!

*finishes rnama 1/2 book pulls out 12th lemony snicket book*

such a stubborn Cat. *pulls out Lenore #1 comic and starts reading it*

*kitty catches in mouth* mmm... cookies... *pulls a ranma 1/2 comic out and starts reading it*

TREEEEE!!! *hugs tree* come down kitty! BAD KITTY! *throws cookies at kitty in tree*

*begins whacking head with book while yelling "BAD KITTY! BAD KITTY!"* my cookie! *climbs tree in pajamas and no shoes* *falls 6 feet* *climbs tree again

NO! it's MY COOKIEEE!!! *pounces on Cat to get cookie* you spit on powder. BAD CAT!

i like drawing mohawk... they're fun to draw. GIMME MY COOKIE! *eats cookie hissing whenever someone gets too close* powderpor :YOU SPIT ON ME! Cat: sorry monsuieir poo! powderpoe: CURSE YOU!!!

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIS HAIR?!?! ;_; poor Dib's Hair. NO COOKIE FOR YOU!! (i'm just joking it's pretty good for what it is i just really like Dib's hair XD)

LOL! I wish!