!!Where's your Juju power now punk?!

Tak and the power of juju is lame xD

thats exactly how i feel about tak & the power of juju stuff... GO TAK, THE HIDEOUS NEW GIRL!!!!
Tak: Okay! *beats up other tak*

hahaha yeah! that's EXACTLY what i thought when i first saw Tak's name on zimmy sites! i'm all,"...This can't be right! I thought this was a ZIM website!!!" and then i actually saw a pic of tak & im like "Oh, SHE'S a Zim character! She's cool!" favs

my shoulder hurts. and i want skettios.

must eat pizza *pulls out pizza and begins to eat*

*pokes self in head with pencil*

i should. oh well.

you should pay more attention XP

i hasd no idera.... literally. i though was still tlkaing to oyu -.-

PERSON FROM OUTSIDE WORLD! *cowers behinde desk chair*

i hate tak...

I hate Tak and the power of Juju

ken: yeaaah.

zim: you took over hot topic already?!

ken: what now, your superiorness?

zim: excellent.

ken: then i didn't.

zim: i don't want you to.

ken: if you didn't want me to then i didn't.

zim: you didn't hear anyhting.

ken: ok-wait...what?

zim: and now *cat comes and whispers in his ear... well the place his ear's supposed to be* and.... take over hot topic and give it to cat or she'll stab me in-

cat: leave that part out.

zim: okay. go do it!

ken: YES MY LORD!!! *stabs the horrid sailer moon multipul times*

zim: do kill..... umm... i dunno... SIALOR MOON!

ken: *smiles innocently* I AM YOUR HUMBLE PEANUT SLAVE! I WORSHIP YOU!!

zim: oh my irk she listened.

ken: ^^P okie dokie! *let's go of zim*

zim: owww! get off!

ken: *hugs zim for no apparent reason* I LOVE EARTH! *makes peace sign with free hand*

cat: OKAY! *heroic muisic is palyed in the backgound while they take over the earth*

ken: *thinks* mmmmm can i be your invading buddy? :D WE'LL TAKE OVER EARTH TOGETHER! AND HAVE SNAX!

zim: you can be an invader.

ken: BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!! i know just as much about you-know-what as they do!!!

zim: NO JOHJNNY AND CAT ARE DESTINED TO RULE I- ummm... this can of soda.

ken: oh COME ON!!! that not fair. i wanna be ruler of...the you-know-what-planet.

zim: i can't kill one of the next leaders of ir- you didn't hear that.

ken: KILL JOHNNY!!! *points at johnny*

johnny: YES!

ken: NO!!!!!!

zim: anyone else want someone dead?

johnny: HARRY POTTER!

ken: EEE AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TA FORCE HIM!!!!

zim: WAIT! i must make sure his dead. *hands johny a knife* go crazy.

johnny: BOOYAH! *stabs dib several more times*

*zim gives ken a quick hug*

ken: !!! *stabs dib* OKIE DOKIE HUG KEN NOW!!

zim: those don't work. kill dib then you get a huuuuuug.

ken: ....... *pokes dib voo-doo doll (borrowed from johnny)*

zim: kill dib first.

ken:..........than can i hug you?

zim: okaaay.... KILL DIB!

ken: I OBEY!! *sits in front of zim* I AM YOUR HUMBLE PEANUT SLAVE!!

zim: get off! the fist commands you to get off!

ken: I OBEY THE FIST!!! *clings to Zim*

cat:*runs up to zim* YOU OBEY THE SCISSORS!

zim: NO! you obey the fist!

GAH! *obeys the scissors*

YOU! obey the scissors!

yesss....

everyone obeys the scissors.

i cower before your awesome power.

i can completely destroy a mechanical pencil in under 10 mins! WOO! using only scisors. dull scissors.

YAY I CONFUSED SOMEONE! OTHER THAN MY PARENTS!

huh? you confused me...

ken: ??? well....you must be good seeing as the blonde moon chic wasn't....

SM: *giggle* i don't know?! heehee!

*sailor uranus comes in and kicks her butt*

cat: YOU'RE MY OTHER HERO! *crushes sailor uranus*

ken: NO YOU'RE EVIL!!! HOW CAN YOU STAND BEING SO GIRLY AND BLONDE?!?!

*sailor moon blasts ken*

sailor moon: In the name of the moon i punish you!

ken: *twitch* *attacks her with pointy pencil of doom*

*i actually do that to people*
CAT: WHO ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU?!

person: I AM THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON!

person: i am-
cat: WHO ARE YOU?
person: i am-
cat: WHO ARE YOU?

i could'nt resist XP

cat: WHO ARE YOU?!

person: what?

cat: *lets go of nny* *grabs another person* WHHHHHHHHY?!

*points at nny -m-*

nny-m-: why do i keep ending up in these weird conversations of yours?

ken: cuz it's more fun that way XP

cat: who am i grabbing now. cat is afraid to find out *keeps eyes shut*

ken: *sigh* will she ever learn? -_- ;;

cat: HI! *grabs other person*

ken: GET THE HECK OFF ME PSHYCO!!

cat: EGAD! *lets go of gaz and grabbs other person by front of shirt* WHY?!

ken: cat, don't terrorize random ppl. it's not nice. and you're holding Gaz by the shirt.
gaz: *growls at cat*

*nny runs in*
why not?

why does everyone turn into johnny? WHY?! *grabs random person by the front of their shirt* WHHHHHHHY?!

REOW! fear me! >_>

EGAD YOU'RE TURING INTO JOHNNY TOO!

haha. all the right quizzes tell me stuff like that. only i want to blow the world up. it fun to make stuff go boom.

i get a lot of quizzes saying: You are crazy! GET AWAY FROM ME!, You will die by saving the world (i dun wanna save it i wanna destroy it!), your ideal job is ruling the world (that was an awsome quiz), and a lot saying i'm sailor moon.

yeah. i keep getting results telling me i'm an innocent, quiet, normal person.

yes. yes i am. 6 out of 11 quizzes can't be wrong.

you're so eeevil cat. evil like ZIM!! :DD

no ken. that's bad. *more more zim outes!* if it was sumara THEN it'd be good.

that would've been fun to watch. i think. i dunno.

cody nearly fell in the mississippi river...

ooooooooooooooh. okie dokie.

it was a thingy with my church...

wow. that surprises me.

and johnny actually wasn't there!

YAY!!! BITE HIM BITE HIIIMMM!!!

we bit his head off!

bob the builder. baaaaad.

i ate stale bob the builder gummi snax! *weird story connected to that...*

i ate stale doritos! yum!

i ate cold pizza!

i see the same stuff as before. you're making me hugry.

DONUTS! NACHOS! CORN!

same here.

i see....that, and comictones, and Gir.

i see my space with out the suck... EXPLODING MICE FOR EXPERIMENTS!

i can see an ad for punk videos and other junk but no exploding voo-doo mice.

ummm... i see a bunch or zim ansd nny ones *mainly because it's a zim picture and we keep metioning johnny* EXPLODING MICE! VOO-DOO DOLL! SPORKS! PUNK!

all i see is that stupid online poker ad. too bad. exploding mice would've been funny.

weird things come up just because of words we type here! i wanna do an experiment: MOUSE! EXPLOSIONS! IMPLOSIONS! SCISSORS!

yes. yes it is.

yes. yes i am. i found a really funny ad!:
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*so random!!!*

you are so evil. evil cat EVIL CAT!!!!

mmm... blolgna!

DIB! NOOOOOOOOOOO! *weeps* he was *sniff* such a cute bologna boy. *sniff*

*dib runs and gets away from dogs* *is caught by cat who eats him* mmm... bologne....

the dogs! after his juicy meat body of bologna meat! RUN LUNCH MEAT RUN!

that eipisode was on yesterday... meats of evil!

yes. as do i. only around my friends in emails and stuff though. and the mall. i shouted out I'M BOLOGNA! at the dinner table once. *see bolognius maxinus for details*

ummmmmmmmm... my mom qotes zim sometimes... it scarier she'll randomly say "IT RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS LIKE RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!" it's scary. and i qoute everyboyd, zim, gir, gaz, proffessor membrane, mrs. bitters, even dib.

i fear them. my mom quotes gir all the time. it's scaaaary. she can't hear the word squirrel without saying, 'i saw a squirrel. it was doin like this chichichi' it's scary.

i don't know. (fear the gir qoutes of doom!)

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEE?!?!?!

YAY! I HAVE NO IDEA WHTA YOU JUST SAID!

ramen noodles? did i say it wrong? o_0 i confused you again i think. hmm.

i didn't kno they sold it in america...

i buy it at the supermarket in little packages. well, not me, but, still.

in ze future i will. i just though because of the ramen you lived there.

um nooooo. do you? o_0

you live in japan?

good point. pizza. yum. i can make RAMEN for lunch if i want! MWAHAHAHA!

better food though. we only get good food on thursdays *mm... pizza hut*

one of the downsides to being homeschooled. no free sporks. ;_;

*gets more from school* they're free!

MINE!!! *grabs sporks*

i found three sporks in my closet!

XD i CLEANED my closet yesterday! no more piles of crap in MY closet! *does a lil dance* no, no i don't think a trip under your bed would be fun. o_0 crazy Cat

it's better then my closet of DOOM! or the black hole of TERROR under my bed! *opens closet to reveal 4 feet of crap!* *you don't wanna go there... you really don't* *i've lost so many things in there*

XD yup. she's pretty cool. she had to spend a LONG time cleaning up a WHOLE PLANET!

yah. tak rules *irken not the horrible Juju one (i dodged the beepin' ROCK!)*

heheheh. GO IRKEN TAK!!