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25 ways to show you Christmas, Hanukkah, or New Years Spirit for the holidays:
1: Find 3 toy catalogs and memorize them, go to the guy in your family who buys you Christmas presents (or maybe the store Santa) and say "This is what I want for Christmas, I want (say everything you memorized in the catalog, and when you have finished, say it again!)"
2:Read the Nativity Scene in the Bible and read it out loud, yell so everybody can listen, have a bag of potato chips with you, grab a handful, scarf your face and chew with your mouth open very loud.
3:Ask the store Santa how often he works out in the gym.
4:When the store Santa asks if you been good for the year, say that he hasn't been good for getting in his business.
5:Go out in your neighborhood and bring a Christmas carol book, a hammer and a big bag, go find a house, pound the door with the hammer, when someone opens the door, scream "JINGLE BELLS" very loud, ask politely if you could come inside and talk with the guy, go sit in front of the tree, talk, slide all the presents in your bag, make sure the guy notices, when the guy chases you, RUN and scream, "I'M CALLING THE POLICE THAT YOU'RE GETTING IN MY BUSINESS!"
6:JINGLE BELLS, BATMAN SMELLS, ROBIN LAID AN EGG, THE BATMOBILE BROKE ITS WHEEL AND THE JOKER GOT AWAY, HEY, JINGLE BELLS, BATMAN SMELLS, ROBIN LAID AND EGG, MR. FREEZE CUT THE CHEESE AND THE JOKER DID BALLET!
Find these and the other 19 things in my upcoming story!

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