SasuKitty

This is my attempt to settle my addiction to drawing Sasuke. I don't know why, but he always, always, ALWAYS ends up on EVERY SINGLE SCRAP OF PAPER/COMPUTER FILE THAT I CAN POSSIBLY PUT HIM ONTO! So, I drew him up as an adorable kitty-cat (which somehow reminds me of a digimon...) and abandoned him on the street with nothing but a woven wicker basket.

I wouldn't have this problem if I could bring my knitting to school, but I don't think I can, because they'd tell me that the needles were hazardous to the health of the other students or something, and also because if I did, then my Civics teacher (whom I hate with a passion and have decided to call Sensei just to annoy her) would call my mother up WITHOUT EVEN WARNING ME FIRST and tell her that I spend all my time in her class...knitting a scarf. It would be more-than-slightly awkward.

If anyone wants to pick up SasuKitty, take him home, give him a good bath, put a ribbon around his neck and call him Fluffy (or some other kitty-type name), feel free, but I warn you that as he sits on your lap and purrs up a storm, he's actually secretively injecting nicotine into your bloodstream so that you'll be forced to sit down with him for the vast majority of your remaining lifespan or suffer the consequences of withdrawls.*** SASUKITTY IS EVIL! (Kind of like Chibi-Sasuke but worse.) He is cute, but he is EVILLER THAN...um...ITACHI!! (or someone evil like that).

That's not to say that normal Sasuke is evil. Normal Sasuke is just stupid and needs to look at the fine print before he signs contracts. SasuKitty is actually evil.

I bid thee farewell. Now goeth away-eth. Or looketh at yon footnote(s)-eth. But thou shalt still goeth away-eth quite soon-eth if thou dost not comment(eth). (fear me and my annoying ways of speach >=P )




Footnotes:
*** More-than-slight exageration