Chapter 1 - Randomness

there was a man named albus
who sat on a turky and fried it

with a hot chillie spray
that came from his behind

that burnt his tuckas to nothing

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there was a boy named Harry
who fell down the stairs
stark naked

and landed on a man that would rather
be routing a camel.

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there was a man named Severus
who was the unluckey one to be
under a stark naked Harry.

Jumping up he kicked the boy
over the edge of the
stairs and laughed as he fell
on his head

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There was a girl named Hermione who
found out she was a dude. she..er he
ran down the hall screaming and completely
...well...starkers

He ran to the teachers lounge
crying and trying to get the teachers
attention while teachers tried to cover up his
body.

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There was a boy named Draco who
was walking when he came across a naked Potter
reaching down he grabbed the boy and flung him
over his shoulder with a smirk and walked off
to find an empty classroom.

Once in the classroom Draco woke the boy up and
proceded to make out...very roughly with the
boy who lived screaming his guts out

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There was a man named Hagrid who found himself
one morning lying naked next to his beloved pet
Fang who was up and licking him. The man
named hagrid remebered what happened the
night before and decided to restart what happened
the night before

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there was a man name Voldemort...or is he a creature...meh...
anyway who found himself lying next to Lucius Malfoy. Smirking
he grabbed the blond and flipped him over and proceded to frack
him sensless.

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There was a women named Minerva who was watching the film that
a horny underage student had made of the whole Harry Potter
characters and laughed as it seems that what ever is on the
tape has happened and it seems that the student...coughNEVILLEcough...


was one horny boy indeed

THE END


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A silly story made while i was high on sugar ^_^

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