Chapter 1 - Kingdom Hearts Episodes XD

Creepy Voiceover: As Ursula Nd King triton Walked Hand In,, Well... Tentacle In2 Da Sunset,, Da Viewers Cudnt Help Wondering Wat Happened 2 Donald Nd Goofys Strange Undecided Relationship Wiv Sora.

Mulan Out Of Nowhere,, As Usual: Wat Viewers?

Goofy: Gawrsh,, Yew Mean ppl Watch Us On An Everyday Basis?? Dats Kinda Pervy.....

King Triton: Yh...

Ariel: Ur 1 2 Tlk

Triton: Ariel,, NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Creepy Voiceover: O 4 Fuks Sake I Dnt No Y I Bovva......

Sora: I didn't know that and was just hiding it from you so you'd be embarrassed on Tv

Donald:

Cheesy Theme Musiik Playz

Sora: Donald I have something to tell you

Sora:I'm strait

Donald: !!!!

Goofy: !!!!!

Viewers: !!!!!

Sora: same goes to goofy

Sora:

Goofy: Gawrsh,, Am I??

Goofy: Dat Explains Y Iv Neva HAd Any Feelings 4 A Guy.....

Sora: well duh

Donald: My 2 Best Friends Hav Bin Lyin 2 Me

Goofy: ITS NOT LYK DAT !!!!

Sora: I never said I was well you know.....

Donald: Bt The Way Uv Acted...

Donald: We Jst Assumed,, Yew No....

Sora: HEY

Donald: Nd Yew Said I Cud Tuch Yew

Sora: donald....that was a voice over....

Donald: Dats Wat REALLI Made Us Fink Yew Lykd 2 Drive On Da Uva Syd Of Da Road

Sora: ¬¬

Donald: Nd I Guess It Woz A Voiceover Dat Told Me Yew Luvd Me

Sora: ye sorry Donald

Donald: NO!!! Uv Sed Enuff

sora: sorry

Runs Off Cryin

Sora: *trying not to laugh*

Goofy: Yew Sack Of Emotionless Crap !!!!!!

Runs Afta Donald

Sora: *bursts into fits of laughter*

Sora: *I mean tears*

Sora: I better go and see if they're ok.....

Sora: donald....

Creepy Voiceover: Nd Wi Dose Final Wurdz,, Sora Ran In2 Da Sunset,, Searchin 4 Donald,, Wonderin, HOPING If He Cud Eva Explain,, Apologize,, Nd Fully Make Up With Him. He Pretended Not 2 Care Wen He Finally Caught Up,, Bt His Wurdz Did Not Fool The Viewers,, Donald,, Or Even Goofy Hu Isnt Soo Bryt. Nd He Didnt Fool Me. This Is The End Of This Adventure. Or Maybe Its Just The Start Of The Nxt 1......

Cheesy Musiik Plays

CREDITS:

Donald - Donald

Sora - Sora

Goofy - Goofy

Sora: oh cut it

Sora: shut up voiceover

Creepy Voiceover - [[Name Cannot Be Revealed Bcos Here At Kingdom Hearts,, We Respect Da Privacy Of The Creepy Voiceover Guyz,, So T Do NOT Get Pummelled 2 Death By Sora And His Keyblade 2 Da Tune Of : Dont Cha

Sora: THATS IT!*goes into studio only to find.......DONALD IS THE VOICEOVER GUY!!!! LOL)

Kingdom Hearts Represantative: We R Sorry,, Our Headquarters Were Invaded By A Duck Wearing No Pants. We Shall Take Immediate Action. Donald Messed Up The End Of The Show [[It Woz Da Real Guy @ Da Beginnin]] Nd He Shall B Punished Severely. We Hav Torn Up His Posters Of Sora On His Wall, Nd We Hav Banned His Cartoons In One Of Our Headquaters Countries,, Finland. Rememba: JAMES BOND 4 PRESIDENT!!!

Elmo: NO ELMO 4 PRESIDENT!!!!ELMO KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE NOW EVRY1 DO TIMEWARP OR ELMO KILL U ALL IN SLEEP!

Kingdom Hearts Represantative: Nd Now 4 Our Radio Show. The 1st Song 2 Play,, THE TIME WARP!!!!

Lets Do Da Time Warp Agen.....!!!

Sora: this is toooooo weird

Ursula: Ur MUMMYS 2 Weird!!!

Ursula: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Sora: HEY!

Mulan: Trying Not 2 Laff

Sora: never mind

Oli: lets dance before elmo kills us all!

Sora: has anyone seen mickey???

Grim Reaper: I Hav Cum 2 Seek Da 1 Known As.... OLIVER

Oli: hiya grim

Grim: I Am The New Grim Reaper. The Last 1 Woz Killed. Dear. Nyway,, He Sed U R Incredibly Evil. Da 1 2 Cum 2 2 Find Out About This Gig. The 1 ----

Grim: W8 A Minute........

Sora: Oliver isn't for sale

Oli: yes I am!!!

Sora: no you not

Grim: Yew CNT B Da Evil 1 Oli.

Oli: y not?

Grim: Lukin Bk Ova Dis Conversation Yew Seem 2 B Scared Of A Red Furry Thing.

Grim: I Seek The Most Evil 1 Of You All.

Oli: donald?

Grim: I Dnt No... I Jst No Its Not Yew

Grim: Noo,,....,,... I Seek Da Most Evil 1 Of Yew All,, Which Is Obviously NOT Oli

Sora: aww poor kitty^^ you didn't have to crush his dreams grim

Grim: I Do More Than Crush Dreams,, Oh Little Key Holder.

Sora: HEY!

Sora: I'm 15!!!!!

Oli: really? you act about 3

Sora: ¬¬

Grim: Wateva.

Sora: hmph

Grim: I Must Be On My Way Now,, Yew No Ders A Big Underworld Out There....

Grim: Heres My Card.

Grim: If Yew Find Da Evil 1,, Giv Me A Call.

Sora: ¬¬ ok.....

*Grim Dissapeears*

* blk scrren cums up and sez* recieved grim reapers card and hi potion

Mulan:: Well Dat Scared Me Until The Day I Die........

King Triton: Yew Were Here The Whole Tym?!?!?!

Mulan: Erm.....

Sora: I've seen worse...I've seen Riku in a bad mood

Mulan: YEW Were Here The Whole Tym?!?!?!?!

Triton: Yh, Erm Bout Dat,.,.,.,.,.,...,....,...

Riku: hey

*Triton Nd Mulan Run Away*

Sora: YOU were here the whole time?

Riku: ye

Sora: well this is...awkward

Creepy Voiceover: Nd As Sora Nd Riku Argued L8 In2 Da Nyt,, Dey Realized Dey Shud STOP The Fighting. The True Battle Woz Indeed Wiv Da Freaky Guy In Mulan,, Malificent,, Hades,, Nd Da Heartless. So Ends Anuvva Chapter Of This Story.... But Its Not Over Yet...........

Sora: will you shut up???

Kairi: you guys quit fighting

Corny Musiik Playz,, As Credits Scroll Down Da Screen

Riku: never!!!!!

Oli: PIE!!!

Sora: Oli!

Pocahontas: Yes,, We Should Live In Peace And Harmony

Riku: SORA

Sora - Sora

Kairi: Riku

Riku: what?

Oli: OLIVER!!!

Grim Reaper - New Grim Reaper

Pocahontas - Pocahontas

Sora: well....this sucks

Produced By - Kingdom Hearts Production

Sora: enough already

PARENTAL CONTENT ADVISORY !!!

I NO ITS PROBABLY 2 L8 NOW UV WATCHED IT ND NUTTIN HAZ HAPPENED YET

Bt.....

GAY

TIT WANK

LESBIAN

Kairi: uh....parental content advisory? oh....king trition and ursula

BLACK WOMAN TOUCHES HOMOSEXUALS @$$ !!!!!!!!!!!

WIV WHITE MAN IN THE MIDDLE !!!!!!!

Creepy Voiceover: And Yet Another Chapter Has Been Started. A New Page Opened In This Book Of Never Ending Mystery. Whats In Store 4 Us 2day.......

Donald: IV RETURNED SORA!!!!!!!

Sora: uh oh

Donald: Nd I Challenge You.....

Donald: 2 A....

Donald: .....

Sora: to a?

Donald: w8 4 It....

Donald: I Want Da Tension 2 B Ryt....

Donald: I, Donald Duck, Challenge You, Sora

Donald: 2 A....

Elmo: ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!

Sora: to a what????

Kairi: JUST SAY IT!

Goofy: I HAD PLASTIC SURGERY SO THE MADNESS WOUL STOP!!!!

Donald: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Sora Kairi Riku and Oliver:

Donald: You Look So Much younger !!!!!!!

Goofy: Yes.

Sora: ye!

Oli: he does?

Goofy: HAHAHA Tricked You I Didnt Hav Plastic Surgery!

Donald: ...

Donald: But You luk So Much younger.!

Goofy: Gawrsh Realli?!

Sora: you didn't?

Donald: Yes !!!!!!

Donald: You Did SOMETHING Didnt You?????

Riku: *bursts into fits of laughter*

GOOFY: NOOO!!!

Donald: Ur Wearing Botox

Donald: U HAD UR BUTT LAMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riku: *laughs harder*

Goofy; .....

Sora: Donald.....

Sora: only YOU could notice something like that

Donald: IV HAD ENUFF OF U SORA !

Donald: I CANT BELIEVE I USED 2 HAV FEELINGS 4 U!!!

Donald: THE TENSION IS RYT!!!!

Donald: Lets Hav.......

Donald: .......

Kairi: uh...Sora your not.....

Sora: no I'm not

Donald: A GAY OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oli: good cus that wud b akward

Donald: Lips Pursed, Hands On the Table And.... GO!!!

Sora: what do I have to do?

Sora: ??????

Donald: Tlk 2 Da Hand Cuz Da Rist Iz Piissedd

Sora: ????

Donald Pretending 2 B Sora: Youve Outgayed Me Sora

Donald: I AM DA WINNER!!!!

Donald: I AM ALL POWERFUL!!!!!

Donald: And Now.....

Sora: hey you just pretended to be me!!!

Donald: My Demands.........

Sora: Kairi,Riku, Oli RUN!!!!

Donald: Are.....

Donald: MY CARTOONS ARE NO LONGER BANNED IN FINLAND!!!!!

Sora: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Donald: If You Do Not Meet My Demands......

Donald: You will Hav 2 Cum.....

Donald: 2 Da....

Donald: GAY SIDE OF THE FORCE!!!!

Darth Vader Theme Playz

Darth Vader Theme Playz In Psychotically High Pitched Barbie Gurl Style

Sora: your a trickey lil jerk you know that? your king is so unlucky to have you

Sorta: *calls producer*

Donald: Soo Wat Will It be Sora?

Sora: Producer....play Donald's cartoon in Finland thats an order

Donald: Thats What I Thought You Said. HeHeHeHe........

Kairi: SORA DON'T DO IT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Sora: I have to for the fate of the world

Goofy: Gawrsh It Turned Out That I Had Just Sat On The Photocopier,, It photocopied My Butt 240 Times,, And I Got 1 Of Dem Stuck 2 My Butt!!!!!

Oli: ahahahahaha

Kingdom Hearts Producer: IMPORTANT NOTICE Donald Duck Cartoons WIll Be Playing Agen In Finland,, Bt Rememba... If We Find All The Photocopies Of Goofys Butt......

KHP: WE GET 2 LOCK DONALD UP 4....

KHP: 2 WEEKS!!!!

Sora: Donald you heard what they said right

Donald: WAT!!!

Donald: Dat WOZNT PART OF DA DEAL!!!!!!

Sora: sorry that wasn't my call

KHP: Dats Wat Yew Get Wen Da Kingdom Hearts Producer Is..................

KHP: OMG I NEARLY LET OUT MY SECRET

KHP: We Will Meet Agen Donald. 4 Da Last Tym........

Sota: OBI 1?

Creepy Voiceover: So, As Donald Stomped Into The Distance, Steam Rising Above His Head, As It Does In Cartoons, Sora Thought 2 Himself How Close It Had Been 2day. He Nearly Woz Forced 2 Return 2 Da Gay Side Of Da Force,, Along Wiv Donald, King Triton, And Many Others............. Sora Was Lucky 2day. But How Lucly Will He Be Nxt Tym.......???????

Cheesy Musiik Playz

Sora: lucky enough I still have my lucky chatm

CREDITS
You Know The Score.
STOP MOCKING ME!!!!

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