Chapter 1 - Eatin' some cake

One cloudy afternoon in the house of Luna the Hedgehog, she and her best friend, Zakk the Deviant, are writing lyrics for their band, LunarEclipse.
"Mmmm, what about a song about roses." Zakk suggested.
"No, that seems to cheesy. What about a song about loneliness?" Luna said.
"Too depressing."
"Well we ARE a heavy metal band."
"That doesn't mean we HAVE to write depressing songs."
"Your're right. What about... UGH! I need a break."
"Yeah me too."
"Do you want some cake?"
"What kind is it?"
"Chocolate with vanilla icing."
"HELL YEAH I want some cake." Luna giggled and got them both a piece.
"This is delicious!" Zakk said.
"Heh, thanks. I made it myself." Luna said while blushing.
"You got any ice cream?"
"I got mint."
"Eh, nevermind then."
"Heh,heh."
"I'm full anyway."
"Here, let me take your plate." Luna and Zakk headed back to Luna's room. They sat on her bed and continued writing lyrics.
"Hey Zakk."Luna said.
"What?" Zakk asked.
"How's your girlfriend doing?"
"Oh... uh... sh-she's fine."
"What's she been up to?"
"Why are you asking me all of a sudden?"
"Inspiration. Now speak."
"We-Well she's.... um..."
"Not real?"
"WHAT!? Th-that's insane. She's as real as the moon and the sun."
"Oh really? What was her name again?"
"Uh.... um.... mi...su.....de?"
"Misude?"
"Y-yeah. She's.... uh.... Japanese..."
"Hmm, that's odd, I don't recall you ever owning a computer."
"I-I...I...uh...use my...neighbor's."
"What's his name?"
"Uh... Ted..."
"HA! That was a trick question! Your neighbor's a chick! And her name is Madeleine and she's 98 years old."
"So!?"
"Old people don't use the internet!"
"SHUT UP!" Zakk got up and ran out the door.

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