Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: Gaara
Submitted February 12, 2007 Updated February 12, 2007 Status Incomplete | This is a story that my friend and I made up out of boredom..... We sent it to FanFiction.net and they thought it was hularious! So, I hope you like!
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: Gaara
Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: Gaara
Hi I’m SassyOMG2282
And I’m Feareth the Kitty and were here to tell you how to annoy Naruto Characters
SassyOMG2282: Just call me Sassy and her Feareth!
Together: Let the annoying begin!!!!!!!!
Feareth: Our first victim is…………….
Together: Garra!!!!!!!
Garra: Where am I and why are you here!?
Sassy: YAY! Garra’s really here!
Feareth: Ok! The 20 ways to annoy him are…………….
1.Repetivly ask him where he gets his eyeliner.
Garra: Wait………I DON’T WEAR EYELINER!!!!!!!!
2. When he doesn’t respond spray him with water bottle (Bad Garra!)
Garra: But I DON’T WEAR EYELINER!!!!!!!!!!
Feareth: *Sprays Garra with spray bottle* Bad Garra!
3. When ever you see him sing the Mr.Sandman song
4. Get him counseling with Dr.Phil!
5. If he runs away lock him in a closet with Dr.Phil!
6. Insist that he is on crack
7. While he is sleeping, dye his hair and nails pink!!!!!
8. Bring him to your school’s health class ( Scary)
9. Put Rock Lee in his face
10. Walk him in a room with a preppy, happy, fun girl ( The horror!)
11. Put him in another room with fuzzy happy stuffed animals
12. Build a sand castle out of his sand
13. Torture his pet raccoon
14. Take his sand away
15. Get him beat up by Sasuke’s fan girls after you tell them that Garra LOVES Sasuke
16. Have Brittney Spears and Feareth’s dad do a duet for Garra.
Garra: *Screams like a little girl and plugs his ears* IT BURNS!!!!
17. Dress him up in bunny suit and put him on live TV
18. Don’t let him kill anyone for a week
19. Have him give 5 cats a bath every day of the month
20. Make him suffer everything on this list for a year
Garra: *Falls to his knees crying* You people are so mean!!!
Together: We know we are!
Sassy: That is why we love you
Feareth: Group hug!!!
*Sasuke comes in room seeing Garra crushed in a hug by 2 girls*
Sasuke: Hey Garra I saw you on TV with that bunny suit and HOLY CRAP!
*Reads list* This isn’t true is it?
Garra: They made me do it!!!!!
Sasuke: Do you really love me!?
Garra: HECK NO I mean you are my friend well actually I hate you but no way!!!!!!!
Sasuke: Good……Now I’M GOING TO SHOW EVERYONE WHAT YOU HAD TO DO!!!!!! *Runs away*
Garra: NNNOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!*Still being hugged*
Feareth: That’s your show for now!
Sassy: Look at the next chapter to find out who your next victim is!
Together: Bye!
And I’m Feareth the Kitty and were here to tell you how to annoy Naruto Characters
SassyOMG2282: Just call me Sassy and her Feareth!
Together: Let the annoying begin!!!!!!!!
Feareth: Our first victim is…………….
Together: Garra!!!!!!!
Garra: Where am I and why are you here!?
Sassy: YAY! Garra’s really here!
Feareth: Ok! The 20 ways to annoy him are…………….
1.Repetivly ask him where he gets his eyeliner.
Garra: Wait………I DON’T WEAR EYELINER!!!!!!!!
2. When he doesn’t respond spray him with water bottle (Bad Garra!)
Garra: But I DON’T WEAR EYELINER!!!!!!!!!!
Feareth: *Sprays Garra with spray bottle* Bad Garra!
3. When ever you see him sing the Mr.Sandman song
4. Get him counseling with Dr.Phil!
5. If he runs away lock him in a closet with Dr.Phil!
6. Insist that he is on crack
7. While he is sleeping, dye his hair and nails pink!!!!!
8. Bring him to your school’s health class ( Scary)
9. Put Rock Lee in his face
10. Walk him in a room with a preppy, happy, fun girl ( The horror!)
11. Put him in another room with fuzzy happy stuffed animals
12. Build a sand castle out of his sand
13. Torture his pet raccoon
14. Take his sand away
15. Get him beat up by Sasuke’s fan girls after you tell them that Garra LOVES Sasuke
16. Have Brittney Spears and Feareth’s dad do a duet for Garra.
Garra: *Screams like a little girl and plugs his ears* IT BURNS!!!!
17. Dress him up in bunny suit and put him on live TV
18. Don’t let him kill anyone for a week
19. Have him give 5 cats a bath every day of the month
20. Make him suffer everything on this list for a year
Garra: *Falls to his knees crying* You people are so mean!!!
Together: We know we are!
Sassy: That is why we love you
Feareth: Group hug!!!
*Sasuke comes in room seeing Garra crushed in a hug by 2 girls*
Sasuke: Hey Garra I saw you on TV with that bunny suit and HOLY CRAP!
*Reads list* This isn’t true is it?
Garra: They made me do it!!!!!
Sasuke: Do you really love me!?
Garra: HECK NO I mean you are my friend well actually I hate you but no way!!!!!!!
Sasuke: Good……Now I’M GOING TO SHOW EVERYONE WHAT YOU HAD TO DO!!!!!! *Runs away*
Garra: NNNOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!*Still being hugged*
Feareth: That’s your show for now!
Sassy: Look at the next chapter to find out who your next victim is!
Together: Bye!
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FeareththeFatFluffyKitty on February 15, 2007, 7:08:04 AM
AHAHAHA! I loved making this up ^_^