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Chapter 2 - Chapter 2: Shika!

This is a story that my friend and I made up
out of boredom.....
We sent it to FanFiction.net and they thought it was hularious!
So, I hope you like!

Chapter 2 - Chapter 2: Shika!

Chapter 2 - Chapter 2: Shika!
Hey this is Sassy and Feareth again!!!!!!!!!

Feareth: Thanks so much for the reviews!!!!!!!!!

Sassy: And guess what? Gaara’s here to help us host!!!!!!!!!

Gaara: Whatever……………

Sassy: Come on Gaara! You have to have more of a Hosting sprit!!!!!!

Gaara: You know of all people that I am never ever in a hosting sprit

Sassy: Yah whatever…….Oh no I’m turning into Gaara THE HORROR!

Gaara: ………Hey what’s wrong with me?!

Sassy: Nothing………..

Feareth: Anyway on with the show!

Gaara: Today’s victim is………….

All 3 together: Shikamaru!!!!!!!!!!

Shikamaru walks in: What….oh Gaara you’re here! This is were your hanging out……..Well ya everyone is still laughing from what you had to do!

Garra: Yeah whatever…….he wouldn’t be laughing soon……Sassy, Feareth, Read him the list!!!!!!!

Feareth: Ok! Number 1:

1. Insist that he looks like Tarzan

Gaara: Hahha you really do!

Feareth sprays him with spray bottle: Bad Gaara!!!!!!

2. Blind fold him so he can’t see the clouds
Shikamaru: WHAT!? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. Claim that the clouds died

4. Keep calling him Lazy @$$

5. Make him run laps with Lee

6. Tell him that the top of his ponytail looks like a pineapple

7. Tell everyone that he likes Ino

8. Sing the Tarzan song whenever your around him

9. Make Skikamaru sing at a karaoke bar

10. Make him not say Troublesome ever again

11. Tell him there is no such thing as Shunjar or that game he plays with his sensei (Not sure how to say it)

12. Tell him you cut off his hands

13. Make him go shopping with all the Naruto girls ( He has to carry the bags)

14. Go to eat ramen with Naruto and has to pay the bill

15. Follow him around all day saying- “What you doing? What you doing?” And on and on

16. Have him get married to Temari

17. Have Ino give him a makeover

18. Have him locked in a closet with Temari and Ino

19. Make him go on the Oprah show and talk about his fan girls

20. Make him do all these things at the same time

Shikamaru: You people are mean!!!!!!!!

Sassy: No were not………… were professions

Sasuke walks in takes paper and walks out without a word

Feareth: Ok?!

Ino walks in and goes up to Shikamaru: How dare you marry Temari!!!!
---SMACK!!!!-----

Ino also leaves.

Gaara: What just happened here?

Sassy: I have no clue……..Hey Gaara, you want to go to the karaoke bar?

Garra: Yeah let’s go do Karaoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feareth: Wait for me!

Shikamaru is left bawling on the floor

Shikamaru: I’ll get them back………………….
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Note to people reading this IMPORTANT!!!!!!!: Sassy and I like ALL the Naruto characters and we don’t want to make you guys mad at us so we are just joking!
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Read and Review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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