Chapter 3 - Chapter 3: Neji!

Hey guys it’s Feareth, Sassy, and Gaara again!

Gaara: Were back!

Sassy: Gaara I’m surprised your getting in the hosting sprit!

Gaara: Ya……Whatever

Feareth: And now it’s gone.

Sassy: Darn…

Gaara: Guys were getting off track again.

Sassy: Yeah let’s Get your next contestant. Hey Gaara,Feareth, Can I use the trap door to find the contestant?

Garra and Feareth: No Way!

Gaara: We made that thing after we got back from the karaoke bar we could have been drunk!

Feareth: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Gaara -glares at Feareth- : Not helping Feareth!

Feareth: Sorry…..

Sassy: Fine we will fix it for the next show…..so are we going to send in the contestant?

Gaara: Fine send them in.

-Contestant walks in and it is……..Neji!-

Sassy: Hey Neji!

Neji: Hn…………..


Feareth: Neji!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaara: What am I not loved anymore?

Sassy: Gaara’s jealous but there is a lot of people out there that are like your number 1 fans!!!!!!

Sassy: Well I’m the number one number one fan -Sticks tongue out at audience- -audiences gets pissed-

Neji: Can we please get this over with already?

Feareth: Fine but Neji be prepared….be very prepared………

Gaara: Enough with the threats lets annoy him!

Sassy: Ok….Feareth are you ready?

Feareth: I’m ready -Takes out list- ok #1:

1. Mock his hair

Neji: What’s wrong WITH MY HAIR?!

2. Call him a girl

3. When he goes to the bathroom, run in and scream- “You’re a girl!
This is the guys bathroom!!!!!! (Although the reason Sassy and I would be in the guys bathroom is beyond me even though we are both girls 0_0)

4. Braid his hair while he is sleeping

5. CUT IT OFF!!!!!!

Neji: WHAT?! MY BEAUTIFUL EBONY LOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

-Tears falling from his eyes-

6. Run up to him and yell- “360 EYES!!!!!” and run away……..run fast

7. Try to roast marshmellowS on his eyes

Feareth: -tries to roast marshmallow- it’s not working!

Sassy: Idiot……..

Neji: My eyes don’t burn!!!!!!!

-Sassy and Gaara finally give up on making Feareth stop on roasting marshmellows on Nejis eyes and join her- -She reads more of list while eating a marshmellows-

Feareth: I want a smore!!!!!

-Gaara and Sassy roll there eyes at their strange friend-

Sassy: Probably had too much beer last night

Gaara: Wait you guys aren’t suppose to drink!

-Sasuke walks in and starts fire and walks out-

Feareth: Anyway next one…..-still eating smore-

8. Get him pink contact lenses for his birthday

9. Tell him that TenTen is going out with Lee

10. Follow him around all day and tell him Lee is going to kick his butt

11. Continuously ask- Do you know any Ninjas?

12. Unleash crazy fan girls on him and the worst part is there rabid!

13. Call him a funny bunny

Sassy: Oh that’s so cute!

Gaara: Girls and their fluffiness

Feareth: Marshmallows are are fluffy!!!!!!!

- Sassy and Gaara roll their eyes again at their stupid friend-


14. Quote Arnold Schwarzenegger and call him a “Girly Man”

15. Make him do it all at ONCE!!!!!


Neji: I’m not as sad as Shikamaru was

Sassy: Oh ya you will be when I show everyone Mr. Fluzzy Bubbles!!!!!!

-Sassy hold up Mr. Fluzzy Bubbles a pink tiny cat with a ripped tail looking kind of old-

-Neji screams- (like girl or should I say GIRLY MAN)

Gaara -Talking to Feareth while Sassy is being chased by Neji- : Gosh do you know what it would sound like if that came out the other end?

Feareth: I don’t even want to know

Sassy -Still being chased- :well that all wr have time for so tell us who you want to vote for!

Feareth: Will you vote for:

1. Gai Sensei

2. Rock Lee

3. Naruto

4. Kakashi

5. Temari

Gaara: Well vote for our contestants!!!!
Sassy: And trust us Sasuke fans Sasuke is going down MWAHAHAHAHA!

Gaara: Yah……. -Looking at Sassy scared out of his mind-

-Sasuke walks in swears at Sassy, and take paper walking out-

Feareth: We got to go met our friends at the karoke bar!

Sassy: TO THE KAROKE BAR!!!!!!!!!!!

-Sassy drags Gaara out of small room they were in Gaara shrugs-

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Warning: As I said last time, we are not trying to make you or any other Neji fans cry so don’t take it personally

And if you do, GET A LAWER!!!!!!!

Bibi everyone!!!!!!!!!!

See ya next time and remember to VOTE!!!!!!

R AND R TOO!!!!!!!

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