Chapter 1 - How to be Otouto
Submitted April 3, 2006 Updated April 12, 2006 Status Incomplete | The Toguros are teaching you what to do to become one of them.
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Chapter 1 - How to be Otouto
Chapter 1 - How to be Otouto
For Those that want to be a Toguro Brother
by Lady O
Disclaimer: I own neither of the YYH cast; and other legal blah.
This is for all of you that has always wanted to be another Toguro member; please
follow your teacher's instructions and DON'T stick your bubble gum in your
classmate's hair.
How to be Otouto:
with your teacher Otouto
* First, if you're a flacid whimp, take four cases in one dose of Mark Macguire's brand
steroids. Then repeat dose with your breakfast, lunch, supper and for the heck of it,
take another extra dose before bedtime.
* Now when you see your chest has finally appear, buy yourself some supportive bra to
avoid your overdeveloped boobies to fall to the ground. But if you can't seem too grow
any chest, there's always sillicone.
* To avoid loosing you psyche, workout day and night without caring what your family says
about taking the trash out or assisting to your daughter's birthday. YOU are more important.
* Forget about learning to write and read; your body it's priority. If you really need to know
what the cartel says, grab a whimp and demand him to read it for you.
* Forget about having sex with your wife; if your brother is closer, GRAB him! And don't
worry about the tears, i'm sure he's enjoying it.
* If every fork breaks because your hands are too strong, use your hands. You'll be saving
your spouse a lot of work.
* Fart wherever you want; if you're big, nobody would dare to complain.
* If you're in a diet, beat some people down; it would take your mind out of food.
* If you need some money, take it from your brother; he'll never notice.
* If you wanna have my approval, go and beat senseless whatever nerd you come across
with and if one of them is your brother, beat him up too.
Now, get the f#ck out and rob a bank before i smack all of you, this classes aren't free,
ya know.
~Class Ends~
**********************************************************************
I guess that fireing this teacher is not an option.
by Lady O
Disclaimer: I own neither of the YYH cast; and other legal blah.
This is for all of you that has always wanted to be another Toguro member; please
follow your teacher's instructions and DON'T stick your bubble gum in your
classmate's hair.
How to be Otouto:
with your teacher Otouto
* First, if you're a flacid whimp, take four cases in one dose of Mark Macguire's brand
steroids. Then repeat dose with your breakfast, lunch, supper and for the heck of it,
take another extra dose before bedtime.
* Now when you see your chest has finally appear, buy yourself some supportive bra to
avoid your overdeveloped boobies to fall to the ground. But if you can't seem too grow
any chest, there's always sillicone.
* To avoid loosing you psyche, workout day and night without caring what your family says
about taking the trash out or assisting to your daughter's birthday. YOU are more important.
* Forget about learning to write and read; your body it's priority. If you really need to know
what the cartel says, grab a whimp and demand him to read it for you.
* Forget about having sex with your wife; if your brother is closer, GRAB him! And don't
worry about the tears, i'm sure he's enjoying it.
* If every fork breaks because your hands are too strong, use your hands. You'll be saving
your spouse a lot of work.
* Fart wherever you want; if you're big, nobody would dare to complain.
* If you're in a diet, beat some people down; it would take your mind out of food.
* If you need some money, take it from your brother; he'll never notice.
* If you wanna have my approval, go and beat senseless whatever nerd you come across
with and if one of them is your brother, beat him up too.
Now, get the f#ck out and rob a bank before i smack all of you, this classes aren't free,
ya know.
~Class Ends~
**********************************************************************
I guess that fireing this teacher is not an option.
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ScarrFace on July 31, 2006, 6:56:42 AM
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Yes!I have become a full-fledged oto!This is funny both of them.^_^*faves*Ana on May 24, 2006, 8:39:08 AM
Ana on
Ya gotta like the bullie.Natalya on April 4, 2006, 6:26:20 AM
Natalya on
*Winces* Well, I think I'm going to call Team Urameshi and and join them as I don't have the stomach for such a group...unless of course Ani has any tips...anyway, I found it hysterical and really great...I hope you meant for it to be funny because I was splitting my sides laughing!