Chapter 2 - How to be Aniki
Submitted April 3, 2006 Updated April 12, 2006 Status Incomplete | The Toguros are teaching you what to do to become one of them.
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Chapter 2 - How to be Aniki
Chapter 2 - How to be Aniki
For Those that want to be a Toguro Brother
by Lady O
Disclaimer: I own neither of the YYH cast; and other legal blah.
This is for all of you that has always wanted to be another Toguro member; please
follow your teacher's instructions and DON'T stick your bubble gum in your
classmate's hair.
How to be Aniki:
with your teacher Aniki
* If you want have a hair with strong curls that not even the wind would mess up as
mine, have your pesty sibbling mix up some cheap ol' cement to your shampoo.
Your hair will surely be 'stoned'shing.
* If you want a skin as fair as mine, have your kid brother switch into your water pipe
500 gallons of clorox bleach. You'll be the whitest white of all whites.
* If you got a younger sibbling that won't shut up, kick him right in the of his jewels,
that way you can enjoy the silence before he gets his voice back; three hour later.
Remember, if you're as little as i am those things are close to your fist.
* Let your brother do all the talking, so if he screws up you won't fall with him.
* Let your sibbling think that he's the smart one, then laugh yourself stoopid at every
mistake that he'll make. And HE will; believe me.
* If you got an annoying voice, use it as an alarm clock; that way your sibbling won't
go back to sleep and loose a job interview. Mine did; many times.
* If your sibbling has all the beauty, it's surely that he or she got no brains.
* If you're small and good a gambling, convince a 20/80 share with your bigger sibbling
and use him or she as a bodyguard; they won't know they're getting the lower half.
* If you're piss of your brother, join the klux klu klan and convince them that he's black.
If your skin is lighter than his, they'll believe you; then see him run his a$$ to hell.
* And remember, just because in some countries the word Ani means anus, doesn't means
that you're somebody's asshole.
Now, you're all free to go while i'm gonna check my wallet; my kid brother thinks that i
haven't notice the missing cash.
~Class Ends~
**********************************************************************
I think that i'm gonna keep this one with me.
^__^
by Lady O
Disclaimer: I own neither of the YYH cast; and other legal blah.
This is for all of you that has always wanted to be another Toguro member; please
follow your teacher's instructions and DON'T stick your bubble gum in your
classmate's hair.
How to be Aniki:
with your teacher Aniki
* If you want have a hair with strong curls that not even the wind would mess up as
mine, have your pesty sibbling mix up some cheap ol' cement to your shampoo.
Your hair will surely be 'stoned'shing.
* If you want a skin as fair as mine, have your kid brother switch into your water pipe
500 gallons of clorox bleach. You'll be the whitest white of all whites.
* If you got a younger sibbling that won't shut up, kick him right in the of his jewels,
that way you can enjoy the silence before he gets his voice back; three hour later.
Remember, if you're as little as i am those things are close to your fist.
* Let your brother do all the talking, so if he screws up you won't fall with him.
* Let your sibbling think that he's the smart one, then laugh yourself stoopid at every
mistake that he'll make. And HE will; believe me.
* If you got an annoying voice, use it as an alarm clock; that way your sibbling won't
go back to sleep and loose a job interview. Mine did; many times.
* If your sibbling has all the beauty, it's surely that he or she got no brains.
* If you're small and good a gambling, convince a 20/80 share with your bigger sibbling
and use him or she as a bodyguard; they won't know they're getting the lower half.
* If you're piss of your brother, join the klux klu klan and convince them that he's black.
If your skin is lighter than his, they'll believe you; then see him run his a$$ to hell.
* And remember, just because in some countries the word Ani means anus, doesn't means
that you're somebody's asshole.
Now, you're all free to go while i'm gonna check my wallet; my kid brother thinks that i
haven't notice the missing cash.
~Class Ends~
**********************************************************************
I think that i'm gonna keep this one with me.
^__^
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ScarrFace on July 31, 2006, 6:59:44 AM
ScarrFace on
Hahahahah!I already have strong curls!This is funny!^_^*faves*Natalya on April 13, 2006, 4:50:02 AM
Natalya on
OMG! *falls over laughing* That's so funny! I love it!