Chapter 1 - Untitled
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Chapter 1 - Untitled
Chapter 1 - Untitled
If you give a Vampire a toaster………
(Toaster sits there on the table. Armand walks to it and sniffs it. O_O?)
He will try to use it.
(Armand shoves his hand in the slot. Ben walks by and pushes the trigger down, starting the toaster.)
If the vampire tries to use it, he will get hurt.
(Armand stands there screaming his head off and trying to get his hand out of the toaster. x_x)
If the vampire gets hurt, he will try to get revenge on the thing that hurt him.
(Armand rips his hand out and throws the toaster in the sink. O_O)
If he gets his revenge, the Vampires lose their house.
(The house blows up.)
When the vampires lose their house (Marius's house.^O^)
(Armand stands in the middle of a crater, where the house once was)
Marius will kill him.
(Marius strangles Armand and yells at him for being so stupid)
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sakura_sohma on February 12, 2005, 6:08:57 AM
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