Chapter 4 - Truth or Dare

Chapter 4

Everyone is sitting on Sora's couch(still burping alittle) starring lifelessly at each other.

Sora: Hey -burp- Leon,
Leon: -burp- What?
Sora: What else did -burrrp- Yuffie tell you about that slumber party?
Leon: Well...
Riku: DUDE POWER!
Leon: O.o
Riku: what?
Leon: I didn't even say anything yet!
Riku: Oh, sorry. Continue.
Leon: ANYWAY, she said somethin' about truth or dare.
Wakka: Cool! What's that?
Leon: I don't know.

Awkward Silence

Riku: DUDE POWER!

Everybody stares at him.

Riku: What!? The silence was killing me!

Another awkward silence.

Roxas: Hey! I know what truth or dare is!
Sora: How would YOU know that?
Roxas: I'll never tell!

Sora gives Roxas the death stare. (The death stare can bring even the mightiest of warriors to tell you anything. Try it sometime!)

Roxas: FINE!!! (mumbling) One night me and Axel were playing it.
Sora: OK. Sorry I asked.
Riku: What else do you two do when no one else is around?
Roxas: THAT...is none of YOUR business! And don't even try that death stare! (Author's note: I'm a fan of AKUROKU yaoi)
Riku: Fine, just tell us how it works!

Roxas explains truth or dare.

Cloud: Sounds fun!
Leon: Hey Cloud, you're conscious.
Cloud: Yeah. No more rootbeer for Sora.
Sora: sorry.
Tidus: Let's go down stairs, this place is trashed.
Sora: *dirty look at Riku*
Riku: What?

Recall from the first chapter when Riku said "this will get very messy," well it has, and that's what Sora's trying to say.

Wakka: So are we going or what?
Sora: You guys go. I'm gonna START cleaning up. *dirty look at Riku*
Riku: OK, let's go!
Sora: *another dirty look*

Everyone goes down stairs and Sora starts cleaning up.

A little later...

Sora:(at the top of the stairs) OK I'm ready!

Sora starts running down the stairs and trips. (Remember kids, don't run down stair cases)

Sora: AAAAHHHHHH! *crash*

He lands on Cloud.

Cloud: I knew it! I knew you were comin' on to me!!!!!
Sora: EW! NO! EW!
Wakka: Hey Sora! Truth or dare: Were you really coming on to Cloud?
Sora: NO!!!!!!!
Cloud: Well, why not?
Everone: ...

Silence

Leon: OK. Riku, Truth or Dare?
Riku: Uhh...Truth. DUDE POWER!
Leon: Do you... like cheese?
Riku: ....uh yeah... sure, I guess.

Authors Note: I didn't think of that question, my friend did.

Riku: Roxas, truth or dare?
Roxas: Dare.
Riku: OK, lemme think! *thinks* Ooh, I got a good one! I dare Roxas to... go up on the roof and jump off! DUDE POWER!!!!!!
Cloud: But wouldn't that, like, hurt?
Roxas: Cloud's right! (wow, that's a pleasant change) Give me a truth!
Riku: DUDE POWER!!! I gots an even better truth for you!!!!
Roxas:(this doesn't sound good)
Riku: Alrighty Roxas, what's up with you and Axel?!?!?!?
Roxas: Crap.
Riku: That's sounds like a dare!! *starts doing his Roxas-is-going-to-jump-off-a-roof dance*
Tidus: So what'll it be?
Roxas: CRAP! Can I at least get a pillow or something to cusion the landing?
Wakka: Here. *throws Roxas a random pillow*
Sora: Not the good pillows! My mom'll kill me!
Riku: Cool.
Sora: *dirty look at Riku*

Later, on Sora's roof....

Roxas: Riku, did I even menton how much I hate you?
Riku: DUDE POWER!!!
(that's a yes)
Roxas: Before I do th-

Riku pushes him off.

Roxas: AAAAHHHHHHH!! *crash*
Riku: DUDE POWER!!!
Roxas: WTF!?!? That could've killed me!!!
everyone else: ...
Riku: DUDE POWER!!!! *pushes Sora off*
Sora: AAAHHHHHH!!!! *thud*
Riku: DOUBLE DUDE POWER!!! *does his Roxas-and-Sora-fell-off-the-roof-dance*
Sora: ooooooowwww!! : (

Everyone else runs away from Riku in fear of getting pushed off the roof.

Riku: DUDE POWER!!!

Cloud comes running back and pushes Riku off.

Riku: DUUUUUUUUUUDE- *thud*

You are not authorized to comment here. Your must be registered and logged in to comment