Chapter 7 - Take Over

Chapter 7

Riku: *on Sora's computer* ...
Sora: *yelling from outside* Don't give it any viruses!
Riku: Bingo! I found the author's address!
Tidus: How?
Riku: Google.
Tidus: *shudder*
Leon: Let's hear it.
Riku: Kay, it's *******.
Wakka: Alright! To ******* we go!
Leon: Hey, how're we gonna get there? We don't really have any type of transportation.
Riku: Darn...
Tidus: Hey, look! A gummi ship! *points out to Sora's front yard*
Sora: What!?
Riku: Wow. How convinent...
Wakka: Let's go!

Riku, Leon, Wakka and Tidus leave out the front door and enter the gummi ship. Cloud and Sora run around from the back yard and board. Axel runs in the front door, grabs Roxas (and Roxas's book) and they board. Riku is in the driver's seat.

Roxas: Um...Are you sure you know how to drive this, Riku.
Riku: No, I am not, Roxas.
Roxas: O_O
Sora: Maybe I should drive. I mean, I have experience.
Leon: You have experience crashing into things...
Sora: D=<
Leon: Yeah, Donald told me...
Sora: Curse him!
Riku: Besides, you're not even OLD enough to drive!
Sora: Who says??

(Yeah, Sora. That's the mature comeback)

Tidus: Destiny Island PD.
Wakka: Yeah, don't try to fight the man.
Cloud: Whatever. I'm the oldest! I should drive!
Leon: What makes you think you're the oldest??
Cloud: My game came out the earliest, Mr.Final Fantasy NINE.
Leon: Damn...
Cloud: Yee hee! *pushes Riku out of the driver's seat and takes over*
Riku: ....Shotgun!
Leon: Damn...again...

And so, the boys set off to find and kidnap the author. Wait...that's me! Oh no! What am I doing? *backspace-backspace*

Sora: Hey, why are we kidnaping our wonderful author?
Riku: ...I don't know.
Roxas: She's done so many nice things for us....
Tidus: Indeed. We shouldn't harm her in any way...
Leon: Agreed. Let's turn back and continue with the Dude Power.
Cloud: Let's.

And so(!) the guys turned the gummi ship around and--- MMMRRFFF-DRRRGufvoouogfasvbr....

Axel: Yeah, we're here.
Cloud: Got a problem with that?
Author: Gaaaahhhhh!!!!
Riku: *throws author into the gummi ship's trunk*

Sora: ......Now what?
Wakka: What do ya mean?
Sora: What do we do?
Riku: Whatever we want! Dude Power! We just have to write it!
Cloud: *starts writing*

Just then, Cloud started to levitate.

Roxas: Ah!
Cloud: Awesome! Hey someone, write something else!
Axel: *writes*
Cloud: *starts levitating higher and higher until hitting the ceiling with his head* Hey! That's not nice!
Axel: You pushed me off a roof!
Cloud: Touche.

Roxas: I wanna try! *writes*
Everyone else: *disapears*
Roxas: That's better. *pulls out book and reads*

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