Chapter 1 - The Stupidity Side of Amnesia

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Chapter 1: The Stupidity Side of Amnesia

It all started when Sonic and the others were playing dodgeball. Sonic, Amy, Tails, Cream, Big, and Bean the Duck(He's NOT a fan char. He's a REAL char in Sonic Fighters!). Shadow, Rouge, Bark (Also a real char), Knuckles (of course), Vector, and Espio were the people who throw the "dodgeballs" to the dodgers.

Sonic: Try to catch me, slowpokes! Maybe you can catch the other five, while I can run all over the place!

Knuckles: Oh, really?

Sonic: Yeah!

Knuckles: Really, really?

Sonic: YES!

Knuckles: Really, really, really?

Sonic: OKAY! YES! GOTCHA!

Charmy Bee: Why am I the coach?

Vector: Because we said so.

Espio: Besides, your the youngest, so :P

Charmy Bee: But Cream is the same age as me!

Cream: Well, you're six! I'm six in a half, so to you, once again, :P :P```

Shadow: Can we PLEASE start the game, now? I wanna hit the crud out of the faka!

Rouge: Don't you mean, faker?

Shadow: Ah, shut up!

Rouge: Don't "shut up" me! *Hits Shadow really hard*

Shadow: Ow! Why you little...

Knuckles: Finally! It's starting! Let's hit the crud out the six people!!!!

Bean: Where's the bomb?

Sonic: What bomb? *Shadow hits Sonic on the head that's harder than Rouge's throw*

Bean: Haha! Gotcha! Hey, let's hit Sonic the most instead of these five, poor, little, dodgers *Makes a pouty face*

Bark: Okay! *Hits Sonic*

Everyone: YAY!!! *Also hits Sonic*

Sonic also felt unconsious until...

Amy: Sonic, for all these years I've chased you and you don't even notice me, it'll be PAYBACK!!! *Got her Piko-Piko Hammer out and hits the dodgeball with it and hits Sonic. Really, really, really bad) Oops...

Shadow: Amy! How dare you ruined it? That's my life's dream of hitting the crud out of Sonic! Why do you have to ruin it? Why, why, why?

Knuckles: Woah. Looks like you hit him really hard, Amy.

Amy: I was "boxercising" in my Apartment. (In Sonic: Battle)

Knuckles: Oh. Who wants mustard?

Everyone: Huh?

Knuckles: I said, who wants relish?

Rouge: You said *Imitating Knuckles* "Who wants mustard"

Knuckles: No, I didn't I said, "Who, Wants, Chocolate?"

Everybody did that Anime Fall except Knuckles.

Tails: I thought Pizza!

Everybody once again, did that Anime Fall except Tails.

Tails: Oops.

Bark: Okay. Now, what? What do we do with Sonic?

Shadow: I say we eat liver!!!

Espio: No. I say we dump Sonic in the garbage can! Then, we will never, ever, see him running around, again! Who will be in my side?

Only Shadow raised his hand. The rest of them didn't.

Amy: Why are YOU raising your hand, Shadow?

Shadow: Because I like cucumbers.

Espio: I said, raise your hand if you want Sonic thrown in the garbage can?

Shadow once again, raised his hand.

Amy: Now what?

Shadow: Espio said, "Raise your hand if you want Sonic to be thrown in Toenail World!"

Amy: No. He. DIDN'T!

Shadow: Oh.

Sonic: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Knuckles: Who? What? Where? When? Why? How? Grapes?

Everybody: Grapes?

Knuckles: I love grapes!

Sonic: Who are you cheerleaders and what are you doing in my toilet?

Amy: We are NOT cheerleaders, Sonic. We are yor friends!

Sonic: Who is this, Sonic? Is Sonic a singer that sings the "Sweat Song"?

Shadow: Heh. Yes.

Sonic: Okay. What's my favorite food.

Amy: First, your name is Sonic?

Sonic: Am I the singer or am I a food? AAAAAHHH I'M FOOOOODDD!!! PLEASE DON'T PUT MAYO ON MEEEEE!!!!

Amy: We are not. Your, name, is Sonic!!

Sonic: What's a name? Is a name a food? I like food! And I think your hot.

Amy: OOOOOOHHHHHHH, You think I am hot?

Sonic: Yes!

Amy: I think I like this side of Sonic.

Tails: That's because he has amnesia, Amy.

Amy: Oh.

Sonic: Amy? What's a Amy? And why do you smell stinky?

Amy: I what?

Sonic: You smell like those colorful things over there *Points to a patch of flowers*

Knuckles: First of all, she smells good. Second of all, what's my name?

Sonic: Your name is Hammy the Box! And why are your hands big? Did a hammer hit you or something?

Knuckles: He lost it.

Sonic: What did I lose? My eyeball? AAAHHH!!! MY EYEBALL'S GONE MISSING!!!

Shadow: *Slaps Sonic* Look, faker. I don't know what's with you, but you better act normal, okay?

Rouge: Sonic has amnesia, huh? Shadow used to have amnesia, but he wasn't THAT stupid.

Shadow: Hmmm. You're right.

Sonic: E=Mc2

Vector: Is he smart or something?

Sonic: Hi, mom! I Love you!

Vector: I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER!! *Points to Charmy Bee* He, I mean SHE is your mother!

Sonic: But that yellow and black thing is not my mommy. It is a Mustard!

Bark: How many fingers am I holding?

Sonic: Hmmm. Are fingers food? *Bites one of Bark's fingers*

Bark: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Bean: Does anybody have a bomb so I could put the normal Sonic back?

Knuckles: Eh, no. What about if we could see Eggman?

Espio: You mean that overloaded man? Probably.

Sonic: Why is Eggman?

Knuckles: Aw, man. How many days will I hear one of Sonic's stupid comments.

Sonic: CARROTS!!!

Knuckles: AAAARRRGGGHHHH!! Come on! Let's go!

They all grabbed Sonic and took him to Eggman's base.

Sonic: AAAAAAAHHHH!!! Where are you taking me? SECURITY!!!!!

Cream: Poor Sonic. He's really a dumb person.

On their way to Eggman's base, they have to suffer 45 minutes of Sonic's amnesia of stupidity.

Sonic: I want chicken, I want liver, I want Meowmix, please deliver!!!

Shadow: Are we there yet? This faker is driving me nuts!!

Knuckles: Yup! We're here!

Sonic: What's that? Ketchup? Where's the chili dog, then? Or the eyeball, or the Meowmix, or...

Shadow: SHUT UP!!!!!!! CAN YOU KEEP YOUR FREAKIN' LITTLE MOUTH SHUT?

Sonic: ........

Shadow: Thank you.

Then, Sonic was getting all teary and junk.

Shadow: Huh? What's with you? Aw, come on! I didn't mean it! Don't give me that look!

Now, Sonic was acting like a waterfall. Amy was now comforting him.

Amy: Shadow! Why are you being so mean to Sonic? Yes! He's a total idiot right now, but he still has feelings even though he has amnesia!

Shadow: Ah, fine. Sorry, Sonic.

Sonic: Go away! I hate you! You are pretty! That's why I hate you! If you don't know what pretty means, pretty means that you have a horrible look!

Shadow: Does that mean that I'm ugly?

Espio: Probably.

Five Minutes Later...

Knuckles: Eggman, Sonic has amnesia! Can you PLEASE turn him back to normal?

Shadow: Yeah! He's so annoying!

Then, Sonic acted like a waterfall again.

Shadow: Fine. I'll shut up.

Eggman: So, he has amnesia, eh? Well, that'll be easy!

Sonic: Lava?

Eggman: Uh, yes! Lava!

Knuckles: Don't do anything stupid, Dr, or else I'll...

Sonic: Bite his nose, stole his glasses, eat his eyeballs, kiss him?

Knuckles: Gah!

Eggman: Is it okay if I could smack him?

Knuckles: Be my guest.

Sonic: YAY! I'm going to get smacked by fat man!

Eggman: This is getting good.

BAM! Eggman punched Sonic so hard, Sonic flew and got hit by the wall. The wall left a big dent.

Sonic: What happened... And why am I in Eggman's base?

Amy: YAY! He's back!

Sonic: I remembered that Amy hitted me so hard in Dodgeball, and I was crying of something.

Amy: *Choking Sonic* It's okay. At least you're back to normal again.

Sonic: Can't...breathe...

Amy: Oops! Sorry!

Eggman: Okay. Now, since that was over... 800 BUCKS PLEASE!!!!

Knuckles: I don't wanna pay to a lousy dude like you! *Punches Eggman*

Sonic: What's with him, now?

Eggman: AAAAAAHHH! Who are you and what are you doing in my supermarket?

Sonic: Maybe we should leave him like this.

Amy: Good idea.

Eggman: What am I? Who am I? Why am I so fat? What is this hairy thing on my face! GET IT OFF ME!!!

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