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Glowbal Warming!

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BadArtist

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June 27, 2007
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June 27, 2007
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glowbal causes many things, and it is a real problem that must be stopped!

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Category: Miscellaneous

Chapter 1 - one

Here are a few things which are to be blamed on GLOWBAL WARMING!!!
The icecaps are melting. GLOWBAL WARMING!!!
It's record high heat outside! GLOWBAL WARMING!!!
There are hurricanes! GLOWBAL WARMING!!!
My dog ran away. GLOWBAL WARMING!!!
I took a cup of ice outside and it melting slowly over a short period of time. GLOWBAL WARMING!!!
I have cancer. GLOWBAL WARMING!!!
I'm bored. GLOWBAL WARMING!!!
I have no friends. GLOWBAL WARMING!!!
My grandma died, and she was only 97. AGE!
It's winter. GLOWBAL WARMING?
The earth is always warming and cooling, what do you make of the little ice-age in med evil times? GLOWBAL WARMING!!!
So remember kids, lock your doors, turn on the A.C., and take off your pants. It's going to get hot in here, don't blame it on the sun and summer. Blame it on GLOWBAL WARMING!!!
This was brought to you by the hippies.

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Renishinio on June 27, 2007, 11:09:47 AM

the bloody hippies.... but seriously, something is going on with the atmosphere in the world...but...doesnt turning on the AC cause "un-natural" gases and stuff? i dunno...psh its the hippies fault

BadArtist on July 3, 2007, 11:28:14 PM

and so do cows and horses, who 'produce' methane...

Renishinio on July 4, 2007, 4:47:31 AM

yah, but thats "natural" in its own way. We produce it on purpose..well, i guess the animals do too but...-_-' its kindof hard to stop them doing that

BadArtist on July 5, 2007, 6:13:30 AM

not true, we could come up with a pill that changes how they digest things. they will one day, and we may be destroying the earth, but before that happens something else from space will desotry us.

Renishinio on July 6, 2007, 3:03:26 AM

now we're going to have cows on steroids XD yes War of the Worlds will happen sooner then we think

BadArtist on July 6, 2007, 6:50:27 PM

no i meant like an asytroid or the sun doing something. which is another thing that may be causeing the world to heat up, because scientist have noticed that the ice caps on mars are also shrinking.

Renishinio on July 7, 2007, 3:34:09 AM

>.< i still like the ideas of aliens coming and blowing us up more...but i know what you mean

BadArtist on July 7, 2007, 6:47:51 AM

just sneeze on them

Renishinio on July 7, 2007, 11:19:17 AM

lol i always found that incredibly stupid/funny..a far more intelegent race being killed by a cold *sigh*

BadArtist on July 8, 2007, 1:08:25 AM

race? who said anything about running? and anyways, i would totaly woop 'em in a game of chess!

Renishinio on July 8, 2007, 2:08:01 AM

race...running...gawd really bad pun >.>

and thats given that they know how to play chess. i could get the in a game of stratego...we could be like..world saviors!

BadArtist on July 9, 2007, 2:52:53 AM

bad pun? my god, i've become my father! shoot me please. just imagine.. i never thought that my skillz in teh chess would save anyone. i still don't.

sorry if meh jokes are lame right now, i'm watching something sad, so i forget a lot of stuff and tend to repeat the same jokes, so sorry if my jokes are lame, im watching something sad.

Renishinio on July 9, 2007, 4:52:58 AM

i really dont mind bad puns...most are bad anyways >.> and as you wish *bang* i shot you :P

BadArtist on July 9, 2007, 9:06:45 AM

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power9x on June 27, 2007, 7:46:36 AM

LOL. If it was serious, sorry, it was funny. Though, on a serious note, I bet well kill each other with nukes before Global Warming fries us.

BadArtist on July 3, 2007, 11:27:28 PM

it's a joke. glowbal warming is just the natural flow of Earth, wamring then cooling. it's been like this since the begining. and the nukes won't get us, over population will;)

power9x on July 4, 2007, 3:16:13 AM

Actually, your right on that. Or mass infertility.