Chapter 1 - Peanut Butter!

This is a fic that my friend (Skye who is not on this site) and me, Blade. It really is very funny, eventhough everyone in it is off-character.

This was writen before the ROTK move came out so keep that in mind. Enjoy!



Truth or Dare



Guess what comes now!!

Disclaimer:

Blade: We do not own LOTR or any of its characters. The person who technically owns them would be Tolkien and stuff so you kinda get the idea . . .

Skye: Tolkien's dead, Blade.

Blade: I know that but that's what the 'and stuff' part is for, doorknob head!

Skye: Oh, really, squid lips? And what about the poor traitors who haven't read the books but have seen the movies?

Blade: What does that have to do with anything?

Skye: Everything to do with nothing! What will we do to them, turtle butt?

Blade: I think that we should discuss things from the third book which hasn't been made into a movie yet. Tehehehe, oh, wait, it should be more like Wahahahahahaha . . .

Skye: *sarcastically* Brilliant, Sherlock. Now, on with the story!

Blade: Read it of I will BURNINATE you!!!

Skye: . . . Story

Skye: Warning - We have random comments that our characters can hear, so . . .

Blade: Read at your own risk! Wahahaha!!!!! . . . Okay, I'm not really insane, I just pretend to be.

Skye: We all know better than to believe THAT statement, now don't we? On with the story!

Blade: Grrrr . . .

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

A long, long time ago, in a gal-

Blade: No, no, NO! Wrong story! Gosh!

Skye: Wonder how that happened . . . Oh, well, here's the real story: *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

It was a dark and stormy night. Naturally, that meant that all the innocent -

Skye: Innocent?

- Yes, innocent, villagers were inside partying. Light flooded from all the windows except one. Gimli, squinting because the flashlight was aimed at his face -

Skye: I hate it when people do that!

Blade: Why are you looking at ME?

- growled, "Shut up," at the commentary. After everyone finished cracking up, he added, "Truth." Legolas paused, thinking thoughtfully. -

Blade: Well of course he was thinking thoughtfully!

- "Too true," murmured Aragorn. "Why did the dragon figured that out, we will never know . . ." -

Blade: Because I'm smart, duh.

Skye: Riiiiiiiight . . .

Blade: Well, you're one to talk!

Skye: At least I don't have peanut butter for brains, which is more than you can say! - "Mmm . . . peanut butter . . ." murmured Aragorn. -

Blade: I'll have you know I happen to be rather fon-

- "SHUT UP, YOU TWO!!!" screeched Eowyn. "You're not even the same species, for cabbage's sake!"

"Mmm . . . Cabbage . . ." said Aragorn with a glazed look in his eyes.

"Back to me," announced Legolas. "I STILL need a question!" -

Skye: Since when do you loose your temper? -

Legolas ignored her. "Oh!" he exclaimed. -

Blade: Skye, I'll have you know I like peanut butter! . . . So hah! -

"Mmm . . . Peanut butter . . ." -

Skye: Ooh, so scary. - "Anyway, Gimli, were you scared on the paths of the dead?" - Blade: I heard he saw dead people! -

"Er . . . no . . . I'm not afraid of dead people . . . Except my great-aunt Sally . . . Now she was scary!" answered Gimli, not entirely truthfully. Aragorn looked over at Gimli. "You have to answer with the whole truth and nothing but the truth, you know." -

Skye: DUH. -

Gimli stared blankly at Aragorn. "Really?" -

Blade: Really.

Skye: *groan* -

"Oh, well in that case," Gimli said, "Dare." Aragorn sighed. "You can't change your choice halfway through, Gimli." "Really?" -

Blade: Really.

Skye: *groan*

Blade: Déja vu! -

The entire room sighed. "Will you two just go away?" asked Legolas. -

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