Chapter 3 - Blue Sparks and Pink Smoke

Truth or Dare

Guess what comes now!!

Mwahahaha, you DIDN'T GUESS IT!!! neener neener neeeeeeeeneer

Disclaimer: See chapter one which you SHOULD have already READ!!

- "Dirt in your eye?? That sounds painful!" cried Eowyn. After Aragorn repeated the confusing song to the annoying melody ('Mmm . . . Food' s included) everybody had comments about it.

- Blade: I can't believe HE'S a king . . .

Skye: I pity the Men he rules over . . .

Blade: I'm glad I'm a dragon.

Skye: I'm glad I'm an elf.

- "Hey! They're agreeing! WOW!!" Eowyn called out. Skye and Blade started staring at the other with total hatred.

- Blade: . . . doorknobhead . . .

Skye: squidlips . . .

Blade: Doorknobhead!

Skye: Turtlebutt!

Blade: DOORKNOB HEAD!

Skye: PEANUT BUTTER BRAIN!!

- "Mmm . . . Peanut butter . . ." sighed Aragorn. "Just STOP ARGUING!!" yelled Legolas. Aragorn thought for a minute. "Gimli," he said, "I choose you!"

- Blade: He's not a Pokemon, you know.

- Gimli shuddered involuntarily. "D-Dare, I t-think," he stuttered, shocked by the Pokemon comment.

"Kiss Eowyn."

"What???" the room echoed.

"It's payback for almost making me kiss Skye!"

*See big scribble on page 2*

- Skye: WHAT?!? GIMLI!!!

- "But I never said it!" whined Gimli. "You were thinking it, and this is my revenge," smirked Aragorn. "WHAT?!?" cried Eowyn, a bit behind everybody else.

- Blade & Skye: Observant, aren't we?

Skye: *glares at Blade*

Blade: *glares at Skye*

- Eowyn blushed and fled the room. "HAH! Now you have to give me a new dare," taunted Gimli, unmistakable triumph in his voice.

"That's not how it works, Gimli," Legolas explained, grinning. "You have to chase her."

Gimli uttered a surprised "What?" and gave pursuit to Eowyn, sprinting from the giggling room. Everybody sat in silence for a few seconds, but then

- SWAT!

- "OWCH!"

- Blade: Ha ha! I killed my 32nd mosquito! . . . Sorry, Legolas . . .

Skye: Hold still for a second, Blade.

WHACK!

Blade: OW! That hurt!

Skye: *grins evilly* There was a mosquito on your forehead!

- Everybody else chorused, "What mosqui-"

- Skye: SHUSH!!

Blade: You are forgetting that I am taller than you and can breathe fire!

Skye: And YOU are forgetting that you have bad aim!

- "Um . . . Blade? You know that mosquito?" asked Aragorn, examining the spot on Legolas's arm that he was rubbing. "It's a piece of sap."

- Blade: No, it has legs! - "oh . . . yeah . . . heh heh . . ." Aragorn grinned sheepishly. "My mistake."

Oddly enough, Tom Bombadil chose that very moment to walk in. "Hello! What are you all doing?" he sang as he skipped towards the group. "I saw Eowyn and Gimli run past, what's up?"

"Nothing," the room said in unison.

"Well, actually, we were doing-"

"NO!" yelled Legolas.

"-we were DOING-" continued Aragorn.

Blade and Skye looked out the window.

- Blade: That cloud looks like a flying sandwich!

Skye: Ham sandwich.

- "Mmm . . . Ham sandwich . . ." murmured Aragorn, his train of thought completely lost.

- Blade: No, peanut butter.

Skye: Like your brain?

- "Mmm . . . Peanut butter . . ."

- Blade: I happen to like peanut butter, thank you very much!

- "Mmm . . . Pea-"

- Skye: Shut UP!

- Aragorn got up and started pouting in the corner. ". . . fine . . ."

Suddenly, Eowyn scampered through the door and slammed it shut. "Hide me!" she shrieked and ran behind Aragorn.

"What the -- ?" said Tom. "What's wrong?"

"He doesn't know?" Eowyn asked in a small voice.

- Blade: Know what?

Skye: Why she ran in here, maybe? Ever think of that?

Blade: . . . oh . . .

- "I think you were playing Truth or Dare, and Gimli was dared to kiss Eowyn," Tom announced.

"How did you know that??" inquired Legolas, clearly confused.

"Oh, I was eavesdropping . . . Oh, yes, and I heard that part about kissing Skye."

- Skye: WHAT?!?

- Tom grinned at Skye as Gimli burst into the room, clearly out of breath. "There! I finished my dare! HAPPY NOW?!?" he roared.

- Skye: *cough* liar *cough cough*

Blade: *hears Skye and bursts into mad laughter* tee hee hee

- Gimli glared around the room and targeted Legolas. "Truth or-"

Eowyn popped up from behind Aragorn so quickly she knocked him out of the corner and into his original spot. "You never kissed me!" she screeched. "I was right HERE!!" Gimli, terrified of what she would do to him for lying, ran from the room and never saw Eowyn again.

"Newcomers go first," said Tom cheerily, unfazed by what had just happened. "Hey, what are you doing?"

Everybody looked into Aragorn's old corner. A small, foul-looking creature crept from the shadows. "We hates it!" it shrieked, pointing at Legolas. "We hates the foul Elf!" - Skye: Well, that's not very nice!

- Gollum whirled around and started screaming madly at Skye.

"We hates them both!!" Skye hid behind Blade.

- Skye: That wasn't too kind of you, either!

Blade: You need serious grammatical help, Gollum.

- "At least WE don't smells like old cabbages!" Gollum spat.

"Mm-"

- Skye: Don't even think about it.

- Aragorn returned, pouting, to his corner.

- Blade: Gollum, I thought you died!

- Gollum thought about it for a minute. "huh . . . rights . . . oh . . . yeah . . ." POOF! Gollum disappeared in a shower of blue sparks and pink smoke. Skye emerged from behind Blade.

- Skye: That was . . . Interesting . . .

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