Chapter 4 - Toilet Paper

Truth or Dare

Guess what comes now!! Mwahahaha, you DIDN'T GUESS IT!!! neener neener neeeeeeeeneer

Disclaimer: See chapter one which you SHOULD have already READ!!

Skye: That was . . . Interesting . . .

- "Now, where were we?" Tom asked brightly. "Ah, yes. How about Blade?"

- Blade: I'm not playing! I'm the commentary, darn it!

- "Now, Blade, anyone who has a say in this is playing."

- CLAP!

Blade: Aha! My 43rd mosquito!

Skye: *sigh*

Blade: For time's sake, we're not playing. Okay?

- "Fine," Tom said grumpily. "Eowyn, truth or dare?"

"Um . . . Truth . . .?" by then everybody had realized that dares were not safe, even Eowyn. "Hey!" she yelled indignantly.

"That's mean!" Tom thought.

"Do you like Aragorn?" supplied Legolas. Eowyn blushed and scampered from the room.

- Skye: Now who goes?

Blade: I'll do Tom!

- Tom paused. "Truth," he said slowly.

- Blade: Why aren't you in the movies?

- Tom paused,

- Blade: Deja vu!

- sighed, and thought. "I don't know . . . It was the director's fault . . ."

- Skye: You have to tell the truth!

- "Really?"

- Blade: Really.

Skye: *groan*

Blade: Deja vu!

Blade: Deja vu!

Skye: Shut up, Blade.

- Tom sighed. "Fine. I'm a bit camera-shy, to tell you the truth." Then Tom Bombadil got up and pouted with Aragorn in the corner.

- Blade: Being a million or more years old, you think he'd get over something like that. Skye: Yeah . . .

- Tom called out, "Legolas! Truth or dare?" from the corner he shared with Aragorn. "Dare, since nobody else is," Legolas shrugged.

Tom smirked. "T.P. Isengard! Mwahahahahaha!"

- Skye: Borrow some of Gandalf's eagles.

Blade: And about 500 million rolls of toilet paper.

- "Really?" asked Legolas.

- Blade: Really. Skye: *groan*

Blade: Deja vu!

Blade: Deja vu!

Skye: Shut up, Blade.

Blade: Deja vu!

Skye: *groan*

Blade: Have fun!

- Legolas left the room muttering to himself about overly large towers and bird droppings.

- Skye: Whose turn is it?

Blade: Um . . .

- Since there was really no point in staying there, both Aragorn and Tom emerged from the shadows. Aragorn picked up Skye's long forgotten flashlight and shone it at Blade. "Truth or dare?"

- Blade: I'm still not playing!

- We've run out of people, Blade, you have to play!"

- Blade: Really?

- Aragorn replied, "Really."

- Skye: Deja vu!

- Skye realized what she said.

- Skye: Alright, I admit that Blade's rubbed off on me a bit . . .

Blade: Dare!

- Aragorn thought about it and found the perfect evil plan.

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