Chapter 5 - The Evil Plan

Truth or Dare

Guess what comes now!! Mwahahaha, you DIDN'T GUESS IT!!! neener neener neeeeeeeeneer

Disclaimer: See chapter one which you SHOULD have already READ!!

- Aragorn thought about it and found the perfect evil plan.

- Blade: Oh, no.

Skye: That does not bode well.

- "Help Legolas on his dare."

- Blade: WHAT?!? I'd rather kiss an orc!

Skye: Oh, dear . . .

- "Then kiss an orc! There is your dare!" guffawed Aragorn. - Blade: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Skye: I knew that wasn't a good idea.

Blade: I hate myself. *flies off to Isengard*

- Skye then realized that she was left alone in a room with Aragorn and Tom Bombadil.

- Skye: This can't be a good thing.

- Tom checked his watch and gave a startled cry. "It's nearly two o'clock in the morning! I have to go water my plants!" With that, Tom left.

Skye then realized that she was left alone in a room with Aragorn.

- Skye: This can't be a good thing!

- Aragorn grinned.

"Deja vu!"

- Skye: Oh, shi-

-Skye realized what she was about to say, which, while it would have been perfectly fine for a PG-13 fanfic, was not something she usually said.

- Skye: er . . .Crackers!

- "Mmm . . . Crackers . . ." sighed Aragorn.

Just as Skye was preparing to launch herself out the window

- Skye: I'm not launching! . . . Just . . . jumping . . .

- Blade swooped in through it, a dead orc in his mouth and Legolas on his back. Legolas jumped off and started to explain himself. "Well, I started to T.P. Isengard . . . and . . ." he paused. "Why were you two alone?"

- Skye: Tom had to water his plants and left me with this looser.

- "It's two o'clock in the morning!" Legolas yelled.

Aragorn cleared his throat. "You were saying?"

"Oh! Right!" exclaimed Legolas, a startled look on his face. "Um . . . I was T.P.ing Isengard and Saruman came out and threatened to turn me into a pineapple-" "Mmm . . . Pineapple . . ."

- Blade: Vfnmhmv mhd!!

Skye: What?

- Blade spat out the orc.

- Blade: Saruman's dead!!

- Somewhere in Middle-Earth, Saruman vanished with an shower of blue sparks and pink smoke.

- Skye: Odd . . .

- "Well, he did," said Legolas, thinking that they were still talking about the pineapple. "Mmm . . . Pineapple . . ." "Anyway, that's when Blade came and flew back here with me and that-" Legolas shuddered. "-creature."

- Blade: Oh, yeah, that whole kiss an orc thing? It didn't turn out too well . . .

- The whole room was silent.

- Blade: *cheerfully* Skye, your turn!

Skye: . . . um . . .

Blade: DARE! SHE SAID DARE!

Skye: WHAT?!?

- "Riiight, Blade," echoed Aragorn and Legolas.

- Skye: I SAID 'um' . . . Skye: *pauses*. . . Fine, dare . . .

Blade: Hah! I told you!

Skye: . . .

Blade: Put . . . your foot . . . behind . . . your head! Tee hee hee!

Blade: oops. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Skye: That's not that hard, Blade.

Blade: . . . evil . . .

- Skye stayed standing up. She grabbed her right foot with one hand and put it behind her head.

"Ow!" cried Legolas.

- Blade: That looks painful.

- Aragorn stared at Skye, thinking. "It should fall off," he decided.

"WHAT???" the rest of the room asked, completely befuddled and grossed out.

Aragorn shrugged. "I dunno," he said. Skye removed her foot from it's position.

- Skye: Who should I pick? . . . Ah, yes, Legolas!

- "Truth," Legolas said.

- Skye: How old are you?

- "um . . ." Legolas paused, then started counting on his fingers. "One . . . Two . . Three . . . Four . ."

- Blade: This might take a while.

Aragorn, truth or dare? - Legolas fumed loudly. "Well, fine! I'll just leave then!" With that, Legolas stormed from the room.

- CLAP!

Blade: Hah! That was my 52nd mosquito!

Skye: Wonderful.

Blade: Why, thank you!

Skye: *sigh*

Blade: . . . So, Aragorn, truth or dare?

- Aragorn groaned. "I was hoping you'd forget! Oh well, I guess dare . . ."

- Blade: Tough banannas. I didn't forget.

- "Mmm . . . Banannas . . ." murmured Aragorn fondly.

- Blade: . . . I know! *quotes Lion King* Run away, Aragorn! Run away and never return!

- Aragorn groaned and left the room muttering about several things.

- Skye: . . . Did he say my name?

Blade: Hey, Aragorn! Come back! I was just kidding!! *silence*

Skye: I think we should end the story now, Blade.

Blade: But I was having fun!

Skye: So was I, but it has to end somewhere and I've written 20 pages on this stupid notepad!

Blade: *waits*

Blade: 21 now.

Skye: So we're ending?

Blade: Fine.

Skye: Fine.

CLAP!

Blade: Hah! My 56th mosquito!

~*Author's Note*~

Skye: Um . . . We wrote this on a friends notepad at camp. Since we were camping at the camp *duh*, there were a lot of mosquitoes. Blade kept track of how many he clapped, and we put it into the story. Um . . . There really was a big scribble on the notepad, Blade made me write 'Kiss Skye!' on it and then scribble it out . . . Um . . . Some events in this (like the mosquito/sap thing or the 'it should fall off' or the 'put your foot behind your head') actually happened to us . . . that's why they're in there . . . Oh, the 'No not Bilbo' thing came from the cartoon LOTR . . . um . . . Blade, anything else?

Blade: I dunno . . . oh, right! Skye avoided Aragorn for the rest of her life. The end! Skye: It already ended!

Blade: . . . huh . . . right . . . oh . . . yeah . . .

POOF

- Blade disappeared in a shower of blue sparks and pink smoke.

- Skye: That was . . . interesting . . . Well, bye!

POOF

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