Chapter 1 - The Constitution of the New World Order

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The poultry Empire

1.No meat-eating
2.Butchers will be burned
3.Chickens rule all
4.Always obey a chicken
5.Farmland is sacred
6.Never question a chicken
7.Learn the language of chicken
8.No noise at night(You might desturb a chicken)
9.All must attend chicken church on Fridays
10.Attend to all meetings hosted by The Goddess of Chickens
11.Farmers,(AKA farmers)Will be known as "Slaves"
12.Farmers must only use a maximum of 5 eggs a day from their chickens
13.Farmers who take more than 5 eggs, on any day, will be burned
14.Farmers must use any extra eggs for tax payments
15.Vanilla Coke is a Sacred Treasure

National Animal:Chickens
National Beverage:Vanilla Coke
National Currency:Eggs
Baron of EMCC:The Goddess of Poultry, formerly known as The Chicken named Cow

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