Chapter 1 - Part 1!
Submitted February 14, 2006 Updated February 14, 2006 Status Incomplete | Starring: Edward, Kim, Victor, Victoria, Emily, Bonejangles, Tim Burton, Scraps, Zero, and Jim! Guest Stars: Henry Selick, and Danny Elfman!
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Chapter 1 - Part 1!
Chapter 1 - Part 1!
Special thanx to Edward, Emily, Jack, Victor, Victoria, Kim, Jim and well..everyone else!
Victor: GOW!!! Edward you cut me AGAIN!!!
Edward: Oh, get over it.
Jack: Ed..
Edward: *looks down* Sorry....
Victoria: What's going on!?
Victor/Jack/Ed: Nothing.
Emily: Victor! Your coats ripped!
Victor: ED!!!
Jack: *irritated* TIM!!! Vic needs a new tux, AGAIN!!!
Tim Burton: WHAT KEEPS HAPPENING TO ALL HIS TUXS'!?!?
Victor: IT'S NOT MY FAULT ED KEEPS RIPPING THEM!!!
Edward: I SAID SORRY, GEEZ!
Kim: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE YELLING!?
Victoria: Apparently..Ed keeps cutting Vic. *shrugs observing nails*
Kim: *crooks eyebrow* Riight..
Jim: CAN'T A GUY GET SOME BEAUTY SLEEP WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT SOME DOGS RUBBING IN TO LICK HIS FACE!?
All dogs of ES/Scraps/Zero: *bark*
Danny Elfman: GUYS COME ON CAN'T WE JUST COOPERATE FOR NOW!
Kevin: I think you're asking a bit to much of 'em Dan.
Jack: *sitting in corner ignoring everything*
Bonejangles: Hey! I have a little idea! How 'bout we all go get some grub?!
Emily: We can't we all have movies to shoot.
Joyce: Oh, come on! Emily, you're just one little spoil sport!
Emily: *dirty look*
Edward: *dazed look on face*
Tim Burton: THAT'S IT!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET ALONG AND THAT'S FINAL!
*Everyone gets quiet*
Danny Elfman: *Gives Tim high five*
*Henry Selick walks in.*
Joyce: Well, hello there!
Jack: Wtf? What are you doing here!?
Henry Selick: Well..I did direct The Nightmare Before Christmas!
Tim Burton: *Pssh* Get over yourself..you only directed it becuase I had to direct Batman.
Henry Selick: YOU TRYIN' TO START SOMETHIN'!
Tim Burton: MAYBE I AM FOO'!
Henry Selick: WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!?!?!?
Sally: *walks in and sees Henry and Tim yelling* Erm..*slowly walks back out*
Tim Burton and Hentry Selick go out back door and fight*
Emily: Oooo...k?
Jack: *Oblivious to what just happened*
Bonejangles: *Went to get some grub*
Victoria: *staring at door Hentry and Tim just ran through*
Victor: Well.. better go get my coat before shooting starts. *Walks toward dressing room*
Edward: *Follows Kim to find Deb so she can help him get dressed*
Joyce: *Dissappointed that she didn't get anything from Henry*
Jim: *Puts "Sexy Moma" Sleeping shades back over eyes and slowly walks away*
[End for now!]
Victor: GOW!!! Edward you cut me AGAIN!!!
Edward: Oh, get over it.
Jack: Ed..
Edward: *looks down* Sorry....
Victoria: What's going on!?
Victor/Jack/Ed: Nothing.
Emily: Victor! Your coats ripped!
Victor: ED!!!
Jack: *irritated* TIM!!! Vic needs a new tux, AGAIN!!!
Tim Burton: WHAT KEEPS HAPPENING TO ALL HIS TUXS'!?!?
Victor: IT'S NOT MY FAULT ED KEEPS RIPPING THEM!!!
Edward: I SAID SORRY, GEEZ!
Kim: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE YELLING!?
Victoria: Apparently..Ed keeps cutting Vic. *shrugs observing nails*
Kim: *crooks eyebrow* Riight..
Jim: CAN'T A GUY GET SOME BEAUTY SLEEP WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT SOME DOGS RUBBING IN TO LICK HIS FACE!?
All dogs of ES/Scraps/Zero: *bark*
Danny Elfman: GUYS COME ON CAN'T WE JUST COOPERATE FOR NOW!
Kevin: I think you're asking a bit to much of 'em Dan.
Jack: *sitting in corner ignoring everything*
Bonejangles: Hey! I have a little idea! How 'bout we all go get some grub?!
Emily: We can't we all have movies to shoot.
Joyce: Oh, come on! Emily, you're just one little spoil sport!
Emily: *dirty look*
Edward: *dazed look on face*
Tim Burton: THAT'S IT!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET ALONG AND THAT'S FINAL!
*Everyone gets quiet*
Danny Elfman: *Gives Tim high five*
*Henry Selick walks in.*
Joyce: Well, hello there!
Jack: Wtf? What are you doing here!?
Henry Selick: Well..I did direct The Nightmare Before Christmas!
Tim Burton: *Pssh* Get over yourself..you only directed it becuase I had to direct Batman.
Henry Selick: YOU TRYIN' TO START SOMETHIN'!
Tim Burton: MAYBE I AM FOO'!
Henry Selick: WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!?!?!?
Sally: *walks in and sees Henry and Tim yelling* Erm..*slowly walks back out*
Tim Burton and Hentry Selick go out back door and fight*
Emily: Oooo...k?
Jack: *Oblivious to what just happened*
Bonejangles: *Went to get some grub*
Victoria: *staring at door Hentry and Tim just ran through*
Victor: Well.. better go get my coat before shooting starts. *Walks toward dressing room*
Edward: *Follows Kim to find Deb so she can help him get dressed*
Joyce: *Dissappointed that she didn't get anything from Henry*
Jim: *Puts "Sexy Moma" Sleeping shades back over eyes and slowly walks away*
[End for now!]
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corpsebecky on August 2, 2006, 7:19:18 AM
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Jos_n_Jimmy on May 28, 2006, 2:21:02 AM
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LoL! I love stuff like this! Heehee, liking the argument between Tim and Henry. In fact I love it all. I write stuff like this sometimes (as you well know Sgt_Bobby ^^). Maybe I should upload one? Hmm. Anyhoo, *faves!!!*Sgt_Bobby on May 15, 2006, 4:58:11 AM
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this really made me laugh^^, Yeah, I hate it that no-one takes time to read written pieces. Only a few of my friends from school have read mine.Erushi-Hime on March 10, 2006, 7:40:39 AM
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HAHAHAAA!! Thats made me absolutely explode with laughter, I adore anything to do with Tim Burton! You carried this off really well and it was frickin' FUNNY!! PLEEASSSE do another! xDBurtonite42 on March 8, 2006, 11:56:13 AM
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BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!! that's da bomb... i like it ^ ^ who'se Jim?Starlene on February 24, 2006, 3:32:57 PM
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I can't understand there are no comments. This made me laugh, really. You must write more! This is so funny!
*favz*