Chapter 2 - Pump It and My Humps
Submitted September 2, 2006 Updated September 3, 2006 Status Incomplete | HA.. A rediculous fic I wrote! Most of my friends thought it was hilarious, but that's just them. I don't own ToS or the songs/artists!!
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Chapter 2 - Pump It and My Humps
Chapter 2 - Pump It and My Humps
Chapter 2: Pump it and My Humps XD
Sheena was getting ready to go out to a party. She had the radio on, and a particular song came on. Her favorite song!!!
"Turn up the radio, Blast your stereo, Right noooww" She sang.
She ran into her room, and y'know how when you have the radio really loud and a really good song is on, you tend to be hyper and then like slide on the floor and fall? Well that's what happened. She just laughed it off and continued the song: "We rockin' it (contagious), monkey business (outrageous)
Just confess, your girl admits that we the sh*t
F-R-E-S-H (fresh)
D-E-F, that's right we def (rock)
We definite B-E-P, we rappin' it
So, turn it up (turn it up) [3x]
C'mon baby, just
Pump it (louder) [6x]"
(OMG I SO LOVE THAT SONG <3)
She got dressed in her formal outfit and finished the song: "And say, oh oh oh oh
Say, oh oh oh oh
Yo, yo
Turn up the radio
Blast your stereo
Right now
This joint is fizzlin'
It's sizzlin'
Ri---" She stopped ubruptly as she saw someone in her room's doorway. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"
Zelos just shrugged. "I just stopped by Mizuho, your door was open, so I walked in to find you singing Pump It."
"Um.. WELL GET OUT!" She shouted.
"Wait but listen to the next song!!!" Zelos laughed.
"Oh goddess Martel..." Sheena sighed.
"Oooh but I love this song!!! Can we sing it together?" Zelos asked, with puppy face on and goo goo eyes.
"Fine. But don't try anything." She crossed her arms.
"What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?" Zelos sang. I can't type this... I'm laughing too hard...
"I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin,
They say they love my @$$ ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,"
"She's got me spending..." Zelos laughed hysterically.
"(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me."
"She's got me spendin'.."
"(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me XD"
"What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?"
"I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump!"
"What u gon' do with all that ***?
All that *** inside them jeans?"
"I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lu--"
Sheena was cut off by Orochi walking in on them singing together. "...I'm sorry.. Did I interrupt.. O_O something?"
"Ummmmm NO! Zelos here was just about to leave, right Zelos? NOW GET OUT OF HERE!" She screamed.
"Okay okay okay.. Let's do this again sometime, aiight?" He walked out.
"Sheena, you know we don't approve of him at all!" Orochi told her.
"Yeah, yeah I know! But I can't help it... He made the puppy face!" She also made the puppy face.
"Augh whatever.." Orochi walked out.
"............That idiot chosen." She blushed to herself and continued getting ready for the party.
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Symphoniaprincess101 on July 10, 2007, 7:15:22 AM
ok moving on.
Symphoniadancer on September 2, 2006, 11:45:10 PM
BraceFace on September 3, 2006, 1:06:50 AM
BraceFace on