Chapter 1 - 30
Submitted April 19, 2008 Updated April 19, 2008 Status Complete | look at the title of the story...
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Chapter 1 - 30
Chapter 1 - 30
Quotes and sayings:
1: if you want perfect, go buy a Barbie doll.
2: I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck to my nose.
3: Dont worry about the people in your past: theres a reason why they didnt make it to your future.
4: Consumption of alcohol may make you think your whispering when your not.
5: Dont fracking cuss cuz that shoot isnt cool.
6: I will always be that weird, quite girl.
7: Of course we come for monkeys, look at your mom.
8: so far, this is the oldest Ive been.
9: How many beers have you had? I dont under stand the question.
10: I dream of a better world were chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.
11: SHUT UP VOICE, or Ill poke you with a q-tip again.
12: noting is more pain full then knowing he ment every thing to you, and you meant nothing to him.
13: So stick that in your juice box and suck it!
14: Dont follow in my foot steps, I run into walls.
15: Im not a fracking doll, so dont play with me!
16: No, dont worry baby, no, sweetie. You didnt break me, you completely destroyed me.
17: If you dont shut up, Im seriously going to eat you.
18: this quote is currently banging your mom.
19: we live in perverted times, my friend.
20: Sex is not the answer! Its the question, yes is the answer!
21: how can you break my fracking heart, and then tell me you love me.
22: Love is the slowest form of suicide.
23: Moo, Im a pig.
24: dont fall in love with someone you can live with, fall in love with someone you cant live without.
25: I dont run away from you, I walk away slowly and it kills me because you dont care enough to stop me.
26: if men had periods, theyd brag about the size of there tampons.
27: some call it stalking, I call it love.
28: someone should sue Disney for making every girl believe she can have a prince charming.
29: When I said Id hit that I meant with my car.
30: Every thing good in like it either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
1: if you want perfect, go buy a Barbie doll.
2: I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck to my nose.
3: Dont worry about the people in your past: theres a reason why they didnt make it to your future.
4: Consumption of alcohol may make you think your whispering when your not.
5: Dont fracking cuss cuz that shoot isnt cool.
6: I will always be that weird, quite girl.
7: Of course we come for monkeys, look at your mom.
8: so far, this is the oldest Ive been.
9: How many beers have you had? I dont under stand the question.
10: I dream of a better world were chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.
11: SHUT UP VOICE, or Ill poke you with a q-tip again.
12: noting is more pain full then knowing he ment every thing to you, and you meant nothing to him.
13: So stick that in your juice box and suck it!
14: Dont follow in my foot steps, I run into walls.
15: Im not a fracking doll, so dont play with me!
16: No, dont worry baby, no, sweetie. You didnt break me, you completely destroyed me.
17: If you dont shut up, Im seriously going to eat you.
18: this quote is currently banging your mom.
19: we live in perverted times, my friend.
20: Sex is not the answer! Its the question, yes is the answer!
21: how can you break my fracking heart, and then tell me you love me.
22: Love is the slowest form of suicide.
23: Moo, Im a pig.
24: dont fall in love with someone you can live with, fall in love with someone you cant live without.
25: I dont run away from you, I walk away slowly and it kills me because you dont care enough to stop me.
26: if men had periods, theyd brag about the size of there tampons.
27: some call it stalking, I call it love.
28: someone should sue Disney for making every girl believe she can have a prince charming.
29: When I said Id hit that I meant with my car.
30: Every thing good in like it either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
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