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Chapter 1 - 30

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Chapter 1 - 30

Chapter 1 - 30
Quotes and sayings:

1: if you want perfect, go buy a Barbie doll.

2: I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck to my nose.

3: Dont worry about the people in your past: theres a reason why they didnt make it to your future.

4: Consumption of alcohol may make you think your whispering when your not.

5: Dont fracking cuss cuz that shoot isnt cool.

6: I will always be that weird, quite girl.

7: Of course we come for monkeys, look at your mom.

8: so far, this is the oldest Ive been.

9: How many beers have you had? I dont under stand the question.

10: I dream of a better world were chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.

11: SHUT UP VOICE, or Ill poke you with a q-tip again.

12: noting is more pain full then knowing he ment every thing to you, and you meant nothing to him.

13: So stick that in your juice box and suck it!

14: Dont follow in my foot steps, I run into walls.

15: Im not a fracking doll, so dont play with me!

16: No, dont worry baby, no, sweetie. You didnt break me, you completely destroyed me.

17: If you dont shut up, Im seriously going to eat you.

18: this quote is currently banging your mom.

19: we live in perverted times, my friend.

20: Sex is not the answer! Its the question, yes is the answer!

21: how can you break my fracking heart, and then tell me you love me.

22: Love is the slowest form of suicide.

23: Moo, Im a pig.

24: dont fall in love with someone you can live with, fall in love with someone you cant live without.

25: I dont run away from you, I walk away slowly and it kills me because you dont care enough to stop me.

26: if men had periods, theyd brag about the size of there tampons.

27: some call it stalking, I call it love.

28: someone should sue Disney for making every girl believe she can have a prince charming.

29: When I said Id hit that I meant with my car.

30: Every thing good in like it either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

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