Chapter 5 - Harley's new pudding, time for more training
Submitted June 4, 2020 Updated June 4, 2020 Status Complete | (Sequel to Harley's barking mad revenge)
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Chapter 5 - Harley's new pudding, time for more training
Chapter 5 - Harley's new pudding, time for more training
Joker was soon finished
with eating his food.
Harley that see he would need
his face wiped clean with a wet cloth.
That was because he now had brown gravy
like stains all around his mouth and purple suit.
"Boy what a messy eater".
She was wondering if Joker
even needed to wear his suit.
He was going be nothing more then a pet now
and besides he did find it hard to
walk on all fours with it on.
Her mind was
made up.
(Whistle whistle) "Come here Mister J, I'll get that annoying old suit off for ya".
Joker came scampering over to Harley
and sat down on his rump.
Harley then proceeded to strip him of his suit, pants
and undergarments.
He was now completely stark naked again
save for his green and purple dog collar.
Joker seemed really happy
to finally be free of the clothing
that was too hot and stuffy on his body.
He showed his gratitude to
Harley with a friendly lick to the hand.
Harley giggled
and gave him a scratch under the chin.
"I don't care what anyone will think
you are a good dog Mister J".
"Gwood.. dwog", Joker suddenly said.
Harley was pleasantly
surprised to hear that coming from his mouth
Especially because she didn't even try to teach him those words.
"Incredible.. I didn't even have to teach you
to say that".
Joker happily panted
before giving a short bark.
Like she said she would do before,
Harley began the training with Joker.
First though she cleaned off his filthy face.
Harley got to work then.
He was first taught quickly to sit, stay, beg,
and a few other things.
This was likely because of the high intelligence
he possessed and that he knew just what to do
when Harley told him a few times.
He barely was even a shadow
of his former self.
Later that day Joker had
settled down for a nap on the sofa.
Harley meanwhile had snuck out and got some
dog supplies from the pet store.
Joker soon had a proper bed to sleep in,
some chew toys and a couple of other important things like a leash
and some more pet food.
the formerly clown prince of crime was
all set for his new life as a human dog now.
The next day which was Thursday the 15th was originally supposed to be the very day
when Joker would blow up the Gotham city elementary school
with a pair of clown faced bombs
But instead of that
he lay at Harley's feet chewing on a dog bone contently
while Harley watched the late evening news on television.
There was a big news report on the Joker
because he and Harley hadn't been seen by anyone in the city lately,
not even the batman himself.
But that did not mean the caped crusader
wasn't still searching for them.
"I swear.. if that pointy eared bozo as so much as laid a single batarang on you
I would grab my mallet and turn him into a flat bat pancake", Harley growled, cracking her knuckles.
Joker cringed at the sound.
His master seemed angry
he wasn't quite sure why though.
with eating his food.
Harley that see he would need
his face wiped clean with a wet cloth.
That was because he now had brown gravy
like stains all around his mouth and purple suit.
"Boy what a messy eater".
She was wondering if Joker
even needed to wear his suit.
He was going be nothing more then a pet now
and besides he did find it hard to
walk on all fours with it on.
Her mind was
made up.
(Whistle whistle) "Come here Mister J, I'll get that annoying old suit off for ya".
Joker came scampering over to Harley
and sat down on his rump.
Harley then proceeded to strip him of his suit, pants
and undergarments.
He was now completely stark naked again
save for his green and purple dog collar.
Joker seemed really happy
to finally be free of the clothing
that was too hot and stuffy on his body.
He showed his gratitude to
Harley with a friendly lick to the hand.
Harley giggled
and gave him a scratch under the chin.
"I don't care what anyone will think
you are a good dog Mister J".
"Gwood.. dwog", Joker suddenly said.
Harley was pleasantly
surprised to hear that coming from his mouth
Especially because she didn't even try to teach him those words.
"Incredible.. I didn't even have to teach you
to say that".
Joker happily panted
before giving a short bark.
Like she said she would do before,
Harley began the training with Joker.
First though she cleaned off his filthy face.
Harley got to work then.
He was first taught quickly to sit, stay, beg,
and a few other things.
This was likely because of the high intelligence
he possessed and that he knew just what to do
when Harley told him a few times.
He barely was even a shadow
of his former self.
Later that day Joker had
settled down for a nap on the sofa.
Harley meanwhile had snuck out and got some
dog supplies from the pet store.
Joker soon had a proper bed to sleep in,
some chew toys and a couple of other important things like a leash
and some more pet food.
the formerly clown prince of crime was
all set for his new life as a human dog now.
The next day which was Thursday the 15th was originally supposed to be the very day
when Joker would blow up the Gotham city elementary school
with a pair of clown faced bombs
But instead of that
he lay at Harley's feet chewing on a dog bone contently
while Harley watched the late evening news on television.
There was a big news report on the Joker
because he and Harley hadn't been seen by anyone in the city lately,
not even the batman himself.
But that did not mean the caped crusader
wasn't still searching for them.
"I swear.. if that pointy eared bozo as so much as laid a single batarang on you
I would grab my mallet and turn him into a flat bat pancake", Harley growled, cracking her knuckles.
Joker cringed at the sound.
His master seemed angry
he wasn't quite sure why though.
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