Chapter 1 - TAKE ONE!

TWILIGHT TOWN: AXEL AND ROXAS SCENE

Axel: Simply amazing, Roxas.

Roxas: Axel...

Axel: You really DO remember me this time. I'm so FLATTERED!

Axel motions with his hands, but no fire comes up.

Axel: AHEM! I'M SO FLATTERED!!!

Still nothing.

Axel: FIRE PLEASE!!!!

Room bursts into flames.

Roxas: We need new effect guys.

 

OLYMPUS COLISEUM: AN ATTEMPT TO UN-BRAINWASH AURON

Donald: Hey Auron! This belongs to you!

Sora throws the little statue at Auron's head, but instead of vanishing above him, it smacks the guardian in the head.

Auron: OW!

Director: CUT! TAKE TWO:

Donald: Hey Auron! This belongs to you!

Sora throws the statue and it hits Hercules in the head.

Herc: OW!

Director: CUT! TAKE THREE!

Donald: Hey Auron! This belongs to you!

Sora throws the statue and it hits Hades in the head, who explodes into a firey rage

Hades: WHY YOU LITTLE.....!!! *attacks Sora*

Sora: *screams like a little girl*

Auron joins the attack

Director: CUT!!! Get a stunt double over here, please! Or at least somebody with better aim...

 

HOLLOW BASTION: HOMEMADE COMPUTER PROGRAM

Leon: Finished?

Cid: Would be, if it wasn't for the old man's magic...

Merlin: OLD, you say? Oh, ho ho ho, I'll show you who's old....*shoots beam of magic at Cid*

Cid: Done!

The magic misses Cid and htis the computer, which explodes.

Yuffie: Oh-kay...Cid, you still got the CD, right?

Cid: YEP! *holds it up*

Leon: Just don't---

Cid drops the CD and breaks it

Leon:---drop it.

Cid: Oops. Guess I'll just have to...*looks at dead computer* Uh-oh...

Yuffie: Well, we learned two things today. One: Cid is clumsy. Two: Merlin has anger issues.

Merlin: WHAT?! *turns Yuffie into a frog*

Yuffie: Ribbet. Ribbet

Leon: *shakes his head* Morons...

Director: CUT!

 

THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS: SKIP THE FORMALITIES

Sora: YOU!

Luxord: I'd rather we just skip the formalities.

Sora: What the HECK does that mean?!

Luxord: It means cut to the chase and lets fight.

Sora: Okay, well, I got my keyblade, what do you have?

Luxord: Deck of cards.

Sora: *falls over laughing*

Luxord: What's so funny?

Sora: Deck of cards!! *laughs* What kinda weapon is THAT?!

Luxord: A good one.

Sora: *still laughing*

Luxord: You're hurting my feelings.

Sora: Dude, you don't HAVE feelings. *laughs again*

Luxord: GRRRR.... *changes Sora into a card, grabs him, and throws him off the edge*

Sora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Director: CUT!

 

 

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