Chapter 7 - TAKE SEVEN!!!

THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS: NAPTIME

Xemnas in confronting Sora & Company on a balcony:

Xemnas: Denizens of the light, answer this: *starts to ramble*

Sora, Riku, Mickey: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....*sleeping*

Xemnas: HEY! WAKE UP! I'm not done rambling!!

Axel: *randomly comes on set* I TOLD you that nobody would listen to your rambling. Oh, and no pun intended.

Xemnas: NOT TRUE! Saïx does.

Axel: That figures.

Xemnas: What? Dosen't Roxas listen to your rambling?

Axel: Don't you EVER mention his name again! He cost me my freaking life!

Sora: *wakes up* You gave up your life. And you're supposed to be dead.

Axel: YOU! *summons chakrams and kills Sora*

Xemnas: Well, that was pathetic.

CASTLE OBLIVION: PINKY

Larxene: I'm more interested in why you're interested in him.

Marluxia: You know, why in Ansem's name am I working with you?

Axel: Me?

Marluxia: No, Miss Thunderbolt over there.

Larxene: Excuse me?

Marluxia: YOU are the one that dyed my long brown hair pink on 'accident'.

Larxene: Accident? No, no no no. Are you kidding me? Luxord and I made a bet to see if you would like it or not. He said you wouldn't, and I lost 800 munny.

Marluxia: LUXORD?! That slimy, double-crossing, no good swindler*! You actually listened to him?!

Larxene: He can be VERY convincing some times. Plus, since you're the master of flowers, I figured you'd like having pink hair to match your gender.

Marluxia: Look, I'm a guy. I'm not gay. I can prove it. Want me to?

Larxene: Oh, no. Please, don't.

Marluxia: I thought not.

Larxene: But are you sure you don't like it?

Marluxia: Larxene, I asked you to RECOLOR my hair because it was turning gray. I didn't wanna look like Xemnas.

Axel: Or Xigbar.

Larxene: Good point. But it was pretty funny when you went running out of the room screaming...

Marluxia: Let me preserve some dignity here and shut up.

 

 

*Got the quote from Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. It's Lando Calrissian talking about Han Solo, if you remember correctly. XD

 

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