Chapter 1 - Just The Beginning...

One day, our Hero Link is taking a walk around the castle when he sees (as we call) Red Link setting an old man on fire.

Link: Red Link! Stop this torturement!
Red Link: Make me!

So at this very moment, Red Link starts running around setting random people on fire. Eventually, the whole town AND castle is on fire...

Link: RED LINK!!!!

Red Link: Hehehe!

Link: Holy Crap!!!

Link turns around and notices that his butt is on fire...So sad...

Link: (Seems 2 look like he is dancing...) RED LINK! STOP THIS, PLEASE!!!

Red Link: (Waving 2 the top of a building where Blue Link is standing.) Hey, Blue Bubbled Crying Skank!!! (Starts taunting Blue Link) You can't catch me!

Blue Link: I'm not a Blue Bubbled Crying Skank! (Eyes start watering up and starts sniffling) Your mean! (Starts Crying)

Link: (By this time, fire on his butt is already out) Hey! Would you stop being so mean?!?

Red Link: (Starts taunting Blue Link more) Na na na na na!!!!!!!

Blue Link: (Standing up) I'm....I'm tired of you...you BIG BULLY JERK!!!

Red Link: "Big bully jerk"? Is that your best?

Suddenly, Blue Link stands up and takes out a bomb and lights it.

Blue Link: This is your prize, you big fat jerk! (Throws at Red Link)

Red Link: (Dodges) Ya miss!

Well, Blue Link missed Red Link, but didn't miss Link...

Link: WHAT THE F- (Bomb hits Link's face)

Red Link and Blue Link just stare at Link as he is being burned up. Purple Link comes out of a Library and stares in awe. So do the towns people.

Blue Link: OH MY GOSH! LINK! I AM SOOOOO SORRY! (Starts crying)

Purple Link: What did you do?!?

Red Link: Set him on fire!

Purple Link: Well he's burning up! Do something!

Red Link: How 'bout this! (Yells) SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION!!!

(Link burst into more flames, the screaming from Link gets worse)

Blue Link: (Still crying) What are we going 2 do?!?

END OF CHAPTER
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