Chapter 4 - BACKUP CHAPPIE 3!!!
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Chapter 4 - BACKUP CHAPPIE 3!!!
Chapter 4 - BACKUP CHAPPIE 3!!!
Backup chappie 3!
DON'T WORRY!!!! The first part is in Latin but is repeated in English!!!
Carlotta: EMMA!!!! COGITO ERGO SUM!!!!!!!
Emma: CARLOTTA!!!! COGITO ERGO DOLEO!!!
Carlotta: ...
Later, in class
Emma: Unitam ligica falsa tuam plilosophiam totam suffodiant!!!!
Carlotta: Re vera, potas bene.
5 minutes later
Carlotta: Magister Mundi sum!!!!!
Emma: Te audier no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
10 minutes later, in RE class
Emma: Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
Teacher: Romani quidem artem amatoriam inverunt.
Carlotta: Ut si!
Later, in the park
Carlotta: Recidite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
Emma: Aoi, quantitus magna frumentorum est.
5 seconds later, in the middle of the park pond
Emma: Insula Gilliganius!
Gilligan: Fac ut vivas.
Carlotta: Radix lecti.
Slightly later, elsewhere...
Carlotta: Catapuntam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
Emma: Ut si! Non sum pisces. I think everyone is getting a little bored of Latin, so we'll translate now!
THE NEW, IMPROVED, VERY EXCITING TRANSLATED VERSION!!!!!
Carlotta: EMMA!!! I THINK, THEREFORE I AM!!!!!
Emma: CARLOTTA!!!! I THINK, THEREFORE I AM DEPRESSED!!!
Carlotta:...
Later, in class. (this bit was English before, btw)
Emma: May faulty logic undermine your entire philosiphy!
Carlotta: Say, you sure are drinking alot.
Later.
Carlotta: I am the master of the universe!
Emma: I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
later, in RE class.
Emma: I'm not interested in your dopy religious cult.
Teacher: You know, the Romans invented the art of love.
Carlotta: As if!
Later, in the park
Carlotta: Stand aside, plebians! I am on imperial buisness!
Emma: Yes, that is a very large amount of corn.
5 seconds later, in the middle of the park pond.
Emma: Gilligan's Island!
Gilligan: Get a life.
Carlotta: Couch potato.
slightly later, elsewhere...
Carlotta: I have a catapult. Give me all your money or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
Emma: As if! I am not a fish. I think everyone is a little bored... ecetera, ecetera, ecetera...
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Nesuna1115 on February 15, 2007, 6:10:20 AM
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ROFLMAO!!!!!