Chapter 10 - Three musketeers... and the Ameevies?

 

 

These emails are getting really..... REALLY weird!

Carlotta: Oh no!

Emma: Bonjour, my friend.

Carlotta: Bonsoir.

Emma: As you know, we have a mission. To rescue the Ameevies from the Castle Aaaargh!

Carlotta: YES! ALL FOR ONE....

Emma:...

Carlotta: COME ON!!!

Emma: Yes, yes. All for one and one for all and one for the road and so on.

Carlotta: *draws sword* Swordclash!

Emma: YES!

*swordfight*

Emma: My sword! It is limp!

Carlotta: Porthos. Where is Porthos? Where is our friend Porthos?

Emma: PORTHOS!!!! WHERE ARE YOU????

Carlotta: SPEAK TO US!!!

Porthos: I'm down here.

Emma: Ah, Porthos! Our tiny third musketeer! *picks up Porthos and puts him into her waistcoat pocket. Hey, this is France, people!* Can you see?

Porthos: Yes.

Carlotta: Good. Now, THE AMEEVIES!

Emma: Let us address the thieves!

Carlotta: Good idea, my pally! *tries to whistle*

Emma: Here, let me help you with that.

Carlotta: Merci.

Emma: *tries to whistle*

Carlotta: Eeh, forget it. Let's just go already.

Emma: 'Kay! *jumps onto horse* Hi-ho, Croissant!

*clip-clop-clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG!*

Carlotta: Perhaps we should try opening the door.

*clip-clop-clip-clop-clip-clop*

Carlotta: We are here, at the Castle Aaargh, but we must find some way to get the drawbridge down!

Emma: Oui. But I have a feeling that because the drawbridge is leaning THIS way, if we cut the ropes it will fall down, possibly making a big mess.

Carlotta: Vrai, vrai. (that means true, true in Froggy, you idiots!)

Emma: Hand me the rope.

Carlotta: The rope?

Emma: Oui. I am going to scale the wall and cut the ropes on the drawbridge.

Carlotta: Non, non. I shall scale the wall. It is an Ameevie's job.

Emma: I am ALSO an Ameevie, but okay.

Carlotta: Yay!

*2 hours later*

Emma: You climb like a sissy.

Carlotta: YOU try then.

Emma: Okay. *scales wall easily and lets down drawbridge*

Carlotta: ...T_T'

*both draw swords and enter castle screaming*

Carlotta and Emma: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Random French Knight of the Castle Aaargh: May I help you?

Carlotta and Emma: *mows down Random French Knight of the Castle Aaargh* To the courtrooms!

Random French Knight of the Castle Aaargh: Just down the hall. Right, left then right again. You can't miss it.

Emma: Thanks. *runs off after Carlotta*

*Emma and Carlotta burst into the courtroom where the King is holding a dinner party*

 King: Le eeeek!

Guests: Le eeeeek!

Emma: Leek? NOOO!!! NOT THE LEEK!!! I had to eat it only yesterday!!! It almost cost me my life!!!

Carotta: No, it is the French expression of surprise. *jumps on table on front of King* Tell us where the Ameevies are!!!

King: The Ameevies? Yes! We let them go last week. Lovely people.

Carlotta: WE DO NOT BELIEVE YOU!!!

Emma: NI!!!

King: NOOOO!!!! Not the AMEEVIE KNIGHTS OF NI! But seriously, we let the Ameevies go...

Carlotta: The TRUTH, YOU CUNNUGGET!!!

Emma: NI!

King: It IS! Look BEHIND you!

Emma and Carlotta: *look over their shoulders*

Two Random Knights of the Castle Aaargh: *Take the girls and throws them back to Sherwood Forest*

Emma: Long live King Richard!!! *disappears into forest*

 

Back at Camp in Sherwood Forest

 

Emma: Well that went well.

Carlotta: We FAILED!!!! Oh, the Ameevies may never forgive us, should they ever lay eyes on us again!!! We are a DISGRACE!!! UWAAAAAHHH!!! GRAAAAAAAAACE!!! *throws self into lap of nearest Ameevie* IF ONLY WE COULD HAVE SAVED YOU! IF ONLY WE HAD NOT BEEN SO BLIND! IF ONLY-- Grace?

Emma: THE AMEEVIES ARE BACK!!!

Ameevies: Yes, the French let us go. Lovely people.

Emma and Carlotta: -_-'

 

Sorry about that, peoples! I went a bit Disney Robin Hood there with the King Richard bit.... OH WELL!!! HYPERNESS AND ROBIN HOOD SHALL RULE!!! UWAAAAH!

 

 

 

 

 

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