Chapter 11 - TEH SHRINE OF MOO!!!
Submitted February 2, 2007 Updated August 22, 2007 Status Incomplete | Just something to do with the emails I send... and recieve. Embrace the randomness, nyeh.
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Chapter 11 - TEH SHRINE OF MOO!!!
Chapter 11 - TEH SHRINE OF MOO!!!
Emaily teh eleventh.
Emma: I just need to do something before I can come worship at the shrine of Moo. *looks at Carlotta* You can help.
Carlotta: But... but...
Emma: *shoves huuuuuuge box weighing 200,000,000 kilos into Carlotta's hands* Carry this for me.
Carlotta: So... *staggers under weight of huuuuge box weighing 200,000,000 kilos*... Hang on. Aren't YOU supposed to be doing this?
Emma: Nope. I'm the leader. I forage the path.
*two hours of walking later*
Emma: Akay wakay, we're here!
Carlotta: *from behind huuuuuge box weighing 200,000,000 kilos* Huh!? What!?
Emma: *Grabs Carlotta by the shirt, looks into her eyes and speaks very s-l-o-w-l-y* We... are... HERE!!!!! *shakes Carlotta*
Carlotta: Oh.... are we here then?
Emma: *sigh* Yes.... you can put the box down over there... no!!!! not there!! YOU WILL KILL US ALL!!!! ...yes, there.
Carlotta: You have serious issues, you know?
Emma: WHAT???? ISSUES????? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! RIDICULOUS!!!! I'M AS NORMAL AS CAN BEEEEEE!!!!!! KYA HA HA HA!!! *coughcough* Hem hem.
Carlotta: *puts down box*
Emma: Now.... open the box.
Carlotta: *opens the box*
*the box lid flies open and out comes.... scroll down for what they is*
COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Scroll down again XD)
Carlotta: AAAAH!!! So THAT's why the box weighed 200,000,000 kilos....
Emma: Oui. But now look inside.
Carlotta: *looks inside* Oooh, another box! Boxy!
*the smaller box flies open, and out comes.... scroll down for what they is*
GENETICALLY ENGINEERED FLYING CHEESE SANDWICHES!!!!!
(scroll down again XD)
Carlotta: X_0
Emma: Carlotta!!! BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carlotta: Oooh, another box! Boxier!
Emma: Do you want to scroll down to find out what they is?
Carlotta: *holds up machine gun* No.
Emma: Okay, but you don't know what you're missing...
Carlotta: The box. What's in the BOX?????? WE ALL WANT TO KNOW!!!!
Emma: If you open the box..... you will find..... UNDEAD MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KYA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carlotta:...I think I'll just be a-going to the Shrine Of Moo now...
Emma: --HA HA HA HA HA.....*ahem* That's why I brought the box.
Carlotta: I brought the box.
Emma: What-EVER. Just follow the cows. They are going to the Shrine of Moo. I entered a homing Cow competition, and since I hid my rival's cows, I shall WIN!!!!! KYA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anywhoo...
Carlotta: Can we ride them?
Emma: OKAY!!!!
Carlotta: Awesome! I get to beep their horns, 'kay?
Emma: OKAY!!!!!
*rides of into the sunset*
Emma: *into the sunset* KYA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! *beepbeep*
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