Chapter 3 - Furuba, Aliens, Ninetails - Oh my!

 

 

*sigh* Still don't own Fruits Basket, Doctor Who, Brainy-chan or Naruto... *MILD CURSING*

A script...

---Teh world of Furuba---

Momiji: *points outside and runs in onstage* There's an alien who's just landed in the back yard Shigure!!! (he's back from school and looks really cute in his uniform YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!)

Shigure: *eating grilled cheese* I don't care. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE??? Shouldn't you be at the main house?

Momiji: I just wanted... *sniff* ...to... *sniff*...to...*runs offstage bawling his eyes out*

Shigure: While you're here could you--

(Tohru walk onstage treeeeeeeeembling)

Shigure: Oh, hi. ...What's the matter?

Tohru: Aliens... *goes to make dinner*

Shigure: What?

Yuki: *walks in* Aliens...

Shigure: Huh?

Kyo: *walks in covered in bandages* DAMN THOSE ALIENS!!! THEY'RE STRONGER THAN YUKI!!!!!!!

Shigure: What aliens...? I thought Momiji was out there...

Kyo: Would Momiji do this? HE'S THE BLOODY RABBIT!!!!!

Shigure: All right!!!!! All right!!!!!

Kisa: (Tiger form AAAHHHH!!!!) *walks on backwards growling* Aliens...

Haru: *walks on backwards shouting* HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU HUG KISA!

Shigure: Don't you destroy my house, Black!

---later--

*house is lying in ruins* 

Haru: *holding Kyo upside down* ...um... HE DID IT!!!! *runs away*

Tohru: *in kitchen* I'm too weak to make dinner today. The chippy down the street is calling me. Chips, it's saying. *wanders off*

Shigure: *still eating grilled cheese* Soooo.... about these aliens....

Momiji: Yeh! There's this big blue police box thingy and--

Kisa: RAWR!!!! (translation: Who cares??? I'm hungry!!!!!)

Hiro: *poofs out of nowhere* Hey Kisaaaaaaa--

Kisa: *changes back*

Hiro: Um....*melts*

Kisa: MUHAAAAAAAR!!!!! *runs to Tohru* I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!

Kyo: What did you feed her?!

Tohru: ...Sugar...

Kisa: CANDY!!!!! *grabs Happy Pills and swallows them all*

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Brainy: *Somewhere in future* For some reason, I feel like I wanna punch Kisa... (you'll have to look at meh piccy 'But WHY...?' to understand this bit)

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(Anywhoo... in teh big blue box thingeh)

Alien: Why do they call me Doctor? I have a name! It's--

Kyo: *bursts through doors* I SHALL DEFEAT YOU!!!!!!!!! ...Hey, it's bigger on the inside! *wanders around looking impressed*

Doctor: New companion! *chucks Martha outta the TARDIS*

Jack: Hello, I'm Captain Jack Harkness-- And who are you...?

Doctor: Stop it!

Kyo: I am the fifth Hokage!

Naruto; Wrong series!

Brainy: *Warps in from teh year 3007* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!

Kyo: Having a little paronia for breakfast?

Brainy: ...Yes... *warps out*

Jack: This reminds me of when I was a lass...

Doctor: Lass?

Jack: LAD!!!

Kyo: ...LET ME OFF!!!!!!!

Doctor: Whatever. *throws Kyo off*

Kyo: Owwww.... *looks around* GRR!!!! WHERE ARE THE MONSTERS?

Yuki: Kisa ate them. She's really paranoid today.

Kyo: Ooh, but I wanted to take 'em down!

Brainy: *Warps in* So I'm IMPROVISING!!!!!!! *warps out*

Tohru: What's with him? He just warped into the kitchen a minute ago and said that he DOESN'T LIKE FLAME-GRILLED NINETAILS!!!! What's WRONG with him? *cries*

Yuki: Tohru Tohru Tohruuu..... Don't worry. I'll eat your flame-grilled Ninetails. *soft romantic smile*

Tohru: *Hits Yuki with wooden spoon* No! My Ninetails! *runs away*

---Later---

Martha: I like your Ninetails, Tohru.

Tohru: *Sob* That won't help... *sob*

Martha: I'm the Doctor... Well, sort of... How can I help?

Tohru: *sob* Get Kyo back...

Martha: Do the impossible... That's sorta hard...

Tohru: *Sob* And you can tell me if you don't like my Ninetails...

Martha: Okay, I don't like your Ninetails. My mum is ace at them... LEEKS!!! Yay! We can destroy Yuki's garden!

Tohru: I've wanted to do that for ages! LET'S GO!!!!!!

---A little while later---

Martha: *throws self on ground and starts ripping out leeks and other varieties of veg* I... HATE... YOU... YUKI...

Tohru: *Copies Martha* I... HATE... YOU... MORE... THAN... HER... YUKI...

Yuki: *Walks on* Thanks for pulling the leeks out! It's the right season! And the carrots, and the turnips, and the sprouts...

Tohru: *Turns* GAH!!!!!!

Yuki: *Loving look* Oh, you're so happy I'm back!

Jack: *Walks on and winks at Tohru* Why, who are you?

Tohru: *Sweatdrop* *Gasp* *Faint*

Kyo: *Walks on* Oh Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlease Ja----- TOHRU!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO TOHRU?! I WILL KILL YOU FOR THAT!

Shigure: *Walks on* HA YUKI!!! YOU ARE SAD!!! YOU HAVE A SECRET GARDEN!!!! *sweatdrop* *tries to keep mouth shut*

Tohru: *Gets up*  

Doctor: *Walks on*

Tohru: *Sweatdrop* *Gasp* *Faint*

Doctor: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Yuki you saddo! You are sad!!!

Kyo: TOHRU!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO TOHRU?! I WILL KILL YOU FOR THAT!

Shigure: *opens mouth* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

---Two hours later---

Shigure: --HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ha... *falls unconcious*

Tohru: *Climbs into tyre and rolls down hill* Whee... whee... whee...

Doctor: Yuki you saddo! You are sad!!!

Yuki: NUUUH!!!! I can't let my fangirls hear!!!! *attacks Doctor*

Doctor: *makes shiny portal thingy appear outta nowhere*

Yuki: ...IT'S EATING MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tohru: *Appears in room* Nooooo!!! Don't get eateeen!!!!

Shiny Portal Thingy: MOOHAAAR!!! *Sucks Yuki in*

Yuki: *Girly scream* *holds onto Tohru*

Tohru: *Holds onto page boarder* NUUUUUH!!!!

*Dramatic horror music*

Martha: *Appears outta nowhere with the Doctor* Oh, so she was BLONDE???

Doctor: Yeh! And her mother was less spaztic about me!

Martha: ...

TEH END!!!!!!!! ^^; Wow that was long!!!! We've been through a lot together, everyone...

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OMAKE BONUS!!!!

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Yuki: What is wrong with your mind?

Me: Eh? Why you askie?

Yuki: Because it is twisted...

Me: I know...

Kat: Why am I her friend? WHY ME????

Me: ...Because you are spaztic...?

Kat: ...Oh.

Yuki: Anyone wanna plant leeks and watch One Piece with me?

Me+Kat: ..........erm...............*fall asleep*

Kyo: *stomps on* EM! KAT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THEM?! I WILL KILL YOU FOR THAT!

 

, my pallies!!!!

 

 

 

 

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