Chapter 5 - Sandpits, NWCs and firebells...

 

This comes from meh pally Sophie's (Gaara) mind. (I did change it a smidge in some places though...)

Imagine if all the ninjas went to NORMAL school.... well.... OUR school. Normal is.... a sliiiiiight understatement....

 

It was an okay-ish day at Waldegrave School for Ninjas, and the class had just finished a random lesson...

Neji: Man, I hate this! I get WAY more sand than usual in my shoes when I come anywhere near the long-jump pit! (Remember, 'tis filled with sand.)

Gaara: (Thinking) Fool.... MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA--

Ino: Shut it, goth!

Gaara: --HA HA HA HA HA-- Huh? NO!!!! I SAID IT WASN'T EYELINER!!!! NYAAAAARGH!!!!

Lee: And I'm not allowed to wear my new spanky sports spandex eh!

 

Eerie silence



Neji: ...ANYWHOO! As I was saying, tha--

 

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING ect.

 

Neji: Oh crap! 'Tis the firebell!

Naruto: Quick Hinata! Find out which room it's coming from!

Hinata: O-O-kay Naruto-kun! Byakugan!

Hinata's vision: Gai-sensei in a revealing green dress teaching kids to sing THE MYSTERIOUS TICKING NOISE!!!!!! (XD XD XD)

Hinata: Oh... my God...

Everyone: EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Hinata: OOHPS!!!!! Wrong room!!!!!

Neji: *Slaps hands over Hinata's eyes* Don't look, Hinata-chan! DON'T LOOK!!!!!

 

Then the class finally remembers they're SUPPOSED to be out on the field....

 

...So they file out and line up in front of their Senseis, Iruka and Kakashi.

 

Kakashi: *While doing register* Heyyyyy, by the way, why the hell are you guys TEN MINUTES late?!

Class: *Look at each other and shrug, completely silent*

Kakashi: Ugh... anywhoo, a-- LEE!!! Stop waving that spandex around PLEASE!!!!

Lee: Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....... but I only wanted to *hic* show *hic* ......a..... eh.....a.....*sniff*

Kakashi: And Gaara! Put that sand away! Take it out at breaktime.  >:(

Gaara: Damn you!

Iruka: Hey guys, we've gotta go now, but we're gonna leave ya in good hands!

Class: ...?

 

Iruka and Kakashi walk off.

 

Neighbourhood Watch Commitee: Heya guys!

Class: What?! Eh?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOect.

N.W.C: Eh? What's wrong?

Sasuke: We don't want you! You're always interrupting our violent scenery-and-pensioner-destroying battles!

Neji: YEAH!!!!!!!

N.W.C: WHAT???? We're not that bad.... *sniff*

Hinata: Yes you are, you **** *** ******** **** **** ******** ****** son of a *****!!!!!!

Neji: HINATA-CHAN!!!!!! (thinking) Kakashi's corrupted her mind... I knew they shouldn't have let a pervert like him teach! 

N.W.C: I... I never thought it would come to this! *Runs away*

Temari: Sooooo.... what we gonna do now?

Orochimaru: It's about time I came onto this script! Oh, hello children... >:)

Class: (0)__(0)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: EEEEK!!!!! ...Hey, why the hell are you here?

Orochimaru: I could see the moment coming.

Naruto: Hey... um... Orochimaru?

Orochimaru: Eh?

Naruto: ...Isn't the school supposed to be on fire or something?

Orochimaru: Well how the heck am I supposed to know??? Ehm... hey, where's that pink hyperactive friend of yours?

Naruto: Eeh, Sakura-chan? I dunno... hrm...

 

SUDDENLY THE WHOLE SCHOOL BLOWS UP IN FLAMES AND SMOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA-

 

Then Sakura walks out all covered in ash with her HAIR ON FIRE!!!!! (XD XD XD)

 

Orochimaru: Hey Sakura! That's very bad!

Sasuke: Um.... Orochimaru?

Orochimaru: WHAT??? Oh yeah, bad guy... Good Sakura, good!

Gaara: So what do we do now?

Orochimaru: When ever in doubt, blame the Neighbourhood Watch Commitee! >:)

Class: DAMN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH COMMITTEE!!!!!!!!

Random Ninja #1: Ah, that felt better!

Naruto: What? AH! What're YOU guys doing here????

Sasuke: Oh, and you actually brought your friends this time!

Random Ninja #1: Yes, we had to take a detour through... Teddington...

 

(Somewhere in her mind, CoStanleyQueen5 sits back from her keyboard and PUNCHES THE AIR!!!! [Teddington's where I live, un])

 

Sasuke: ...Okay...?

Sakura: Why are you here anyway?

Ninjas: Oh well. Watching Sakura blow up a school is much better than any Naruto episode! (XD XD XD)

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

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