Chapter 8 - It's time to mess with Naruto!!!

 

 

Naruto: I'm all aloooooone... all by myseeeeeelf.... there is no one here besiiiiide meeeee....

Voice: Oh yes there is!!!!

Naruto: AAAAAAH!!! WHO SAID THAT?!

Voice: ...Your worst nightmare...

Naruto: Oh crap! It's not Orochimaru in spandex, is it?

Voice: AIEEEE!!!!! THE MENTAL IMAGES!!!! THEY BUUUUUUUURN!!!!! *Gurgle*

Naruto: Sorry.

Voice: S'kay, besides... *holds up bag o' cookies* I BROUGHT COOKIES!!!!

Naruto: YAY COOKIES!!! *Runs towards cookies*

Voice: YOINK! *Pulls cookie up*

Naruto: *Runs into brick wall* OW! DAMMIT! SHOW YOURSELF!!!!!

Voice: Whatever... *Sasu steps out of shadows dragging Jonouchi and Yugi* Yo!

Naruto: *Laughs* You're short.

Sasu: *Kicks Naruto* STFU BAKA!!!

Naruto: OW! GEEZ! ...You gotta name?

Sasu: WHAT?! IT'S BEEN SAYING MY NAME IN THE SCRIPT FOR LIKE, THE LAST THREE WHOLE LINES!!! CAN'T YOU READ?!

Naruto: ...Yes...?

Sasu: *Sigh* It's Sasu.

Naruto: *Laughs* That's a boy name!

Sasu: *Growls* ...EAT JOEY BEYOTCH!!!! *Begins chasing Naruto with Jonouchi*

Naruto: AIEEEEE!!!! *Runs away*

Yugi: *Eating popcorn* Trust in the heart of the cards, yeah.

 

--TEN MINUTES LATER--

 

Random group of people: *Eating popcorn on the sidelines*

Sasu: What the- When did you guys get here?!

Everyone: *Shrug* We ninja poofed!

Sasu: 'Kayz.

Naruto: Who the hell are THEY?!

Sasu: Weeeeelllllllll..... let's seeee.... we have Momitchi...

Momitchi [Fruits Basket]: Hey hey hey!

Sasu: Kat-chan...

Kat [SasukeAndMomijiHaHa]: CHA!

Sasu: Yami...

Yami [Yu Gi Oh!]: Trust in the heart of the cards...

Sasu: Kyon-kyon...

Kyo [Fruits Basket]: Damn Rat... Damn Rat...

Sasu: Yun-yun...

Yuki [Fruits Basket]: Stupid Cat, you'll never get my plushie!

Sasu: ...ROBIN!!!!

Robin [You know ROBIN! Teen Titans, geez...]: Who is Slade... Who is Slade... Who is Slade...

Sasu: Kisa-chan...

Kisa [Fruits Basket]: Uhm... *Blushes*

Sasu: *Hugs Kisa* AND BRAINEH-CHAAAAAAN!!!!! 

Braineh: The voices! They're back! AIEEEEEE!!!!!

Sasu: ...

Naruto: Oooooh-kaaaaaay....

Yami: DUEL ME!!!!

Sasu: *Claps loudly* Now that everyone's acquainted, LET'S PARTY!!!!

Yuki: Who with, Satchan?

Sasu: ... *Death Glare*

Yuki: *Sweatdrop* ...Five seconds?

Sasu: Five seconds.

Yuki: *Runs away*

Sasu: 5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!!!! *Runs after Yuki*

Yuki: AIEEEEEE!!!!!

Everyone else: *Eating popcorn* Hahahaha.

 

---DUH END---

Sasu: How was it?

Yuki: It sucked.

Sasu: *Death Glare*

Yuki: *Sweatdrop* ...Five seconds?

Sasu: Five seconds.

Yuki: *Runs away*

Kat: Review so we can see how she kills him!

Yami: Duel me!!! *Waves cards*

Sasu: MAGIC AND WIZARDS!!!! *Jumps Yami*

Joey: I feel so left out...

Sasu: *Abandons Yami and jumps Joey* JONOUCHI-KUUUUUUN!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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