Chapter 1 - Coffee House Entertainment

Featuring Fred Savage as Kevin & Joseph Lawrence as Mike

The gang heads over to the college rec room/coffee house to relax.
They were surprised that there's a small jazz band combo playing
consisting of drums, upright bass, electric guitar & vibes. Cory
goes over to Mr. Feeny.

CORY: What's with the music?
FEENY: Business is kind of slow, so I suggested we hire bands to
play for the customers.
CORY: Why jazz? What about rock or new wave?
FEENY: This is a respectable place, not a nightclub. Be thankful I
didn't have a string quartet to open with.

When Topanga got her latte, she saw the band playing & was shocked to
find a familiar face playing a vibes solo on the vibes.

TOPANGA: Cory.
CORY: What?
TOPANGA: Look who's playing the vibes.

Cory couldn't believe it.

CORY: Damn! That's Stuart, the teacher that tried to make love with
you.
TOPANGA: Why would he go from a teacher to a musician?
CORY: Career change.

Then he stopped playing & his guitarist played a cool solo. Rachel
admired him while Jack got jealous.

RACHEL: Isn't he a hunk of a guitarist?
JACK: If you like jazz. He's not that great!
RACHEL: Jack Hunter, why don't you dust off that guitar & take up
playing that instrument.
JACK: Cause the last time I played the guitar & sang @ a party, you
got into a fight with a girl after she told me that I had a romantic
voice!
ERIC: And you wanted to get that on Jerry Springer!
JACK: Look who's talking, drummer boy.
ERIC: Don't bring that up!
RACHEL: What?
JACK: Eric played the tympani in his Speedos!
RACHEL: Fraternity prank?
ERIC: No, art class!

Then Mike got to sing & he had a better voice than Jack. Rachel went
gaga over Mike like a boy band member!

Just then the gig's over. The vibist then said...

KEVIN: Thanks for listening to us today. On drums; Greg, upright
bass; Harold, guitar; Mike & my name's Kevin & I play the vibes in
the Kevin Quartet.

Rachel goes over to Mike as he's putting his guitar in his case. She
asks for an autograph & Mike gives him a picture of himself on
guitar, which he autographs. After getting the picture & going back
to class, Jack told him,

JACK: You're not so hot. How long you been playing guitar?
MIKE: 6 years. You play?
JACK: Acoustic. Can you teach me to play electric?
MIKE: Sure, same as acoustic.

Topanga goes over to Kevin as he's covering his vibes set. She goes
into her purse & gets $10 which she places in the tip jar. When she
left to go back to her apartment, Cory came to him.

CORY: Have you ever seen that girl in your life?
KEVIN: Not until she tipped me $10. Are you some jealous boyfriend-
type?
CORY: What's it to you. Have you ever teached in your life?
KEVIN: Yes. Here's my card.

Kevin gives him his card & learns that he's a percussion teacher.

CORY: That's all you do is teach percussion? Sorry, I got somebody
who looks just like you.
KEVIN: It's OK. Get that from people saying I look like Fred
Savage. Wanna learn to play the vibes?
CORY: Sure, maybe Topanga would be impressed

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