Chapter 3 - Jack's Guitar Lesson
Submitted July 17, 2010 Updated July 19, 2010 Status Complete | Cory and Jack take music lessons to impress their girls.
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Chapter 3 - Jack's Guitar Lesson
Chapter 3 - Jack's Guitar Lesson
A black Trans-Am parks by an apartment complex near the college. Out
of that car comes Mike who goes into his trunk & gets out his guitar
case & amplifier.
When he enters, he spots Rachel in the laundry room.
MIKE: Say babe, can you tell me where Jack Hunter lives?
RACHEL: If it isn't the sexy jazz guitarist. Come up to my pad.
MIKE: I didn't come here for sex, now tell me where Jack lives.
RACHEL: He lives with me & Eric, silly.
MIKE: Oh. You must like 3's Company.
After Rachel got her clothes from the dryer, she took Mike over to
where they live. Jack's studying.
JACK: Man, is it time for my guitar lesson?
MIKE: Yeah it is. You paid me $150 for a 6 week crash course.
RACHEL: Did I hear right? How could you spend $500 on yourself on
an electric guitar, an amp & guitar lessons? We need that for food &
rent.
JACK: You didn't get after Eric for spending $3,000 for cutting his
single & buying a tympani! If you hadn't made ga-ga eyes over Mike,
I wouldn't be doing this. Besides, you asked me to play the guitar.
MIKE: Rachel, I got an hour session with him. Can you postpone
planning a trip to the Jerry Springer Show until then.
RACHEL: Very funny.
During the lesson, Mike's playing lead guitar while Jack's playing
rhythm guitar. Jack starts to sing, but is chicken. They stop.
MIKE: That was your cue to sing Jack.
JACK: Sorry. I'm too chicken to sing.
MIKE: Jack, why? Is it that party?
JACK: That & once I had a bad dream where I was in Casablanca. I
played the piano & sang so romantic, I had to keep the girls away.
MIKE: Wanna get over your fear? When you're playing for a crowd, I
want you to picture them in their underwear.
Jack looks @ Mike picturing him in blue Speedo briefs.
MIKE: Not me! Let's try it again.
Mike & Jack resume jamming & Jack had the courage to sing. After
their song,
MIKE: Not bad. You got a better voice than me.
JACK: Yeah, can you teach me lead guitar?
MIKE: Next lesson. Keep practicing Jack.
Over @ a photo studio, we find Eric sporting blue & white striped
Speedos, holding a mike in his hand singing his signature tune "Good
Looking Guy" with taped music in the background. Just then, Topanga
& Rachel saw what was going on.
TOPANGA: How can you humiliate yourself like that?
RACHEL: It's bad enough you had to cut that single!
SHAWN: Cut!
The girls were shocked that Shawn Hunter's running a camcorder.
TOPANGA: Why are you doing this Shawn?
SHAWN: Eric paid me to shoot his music video. Besides that, I
needed to fit into this story somehow.
RACHEL: If only Jack were here, he'd pound some sense into Eric.
But he's playing the guitar & singing taking lessons from that
dreamboat, Mike.
TOPANGA: Cory's been pretending to play vibes as well.
SHAWN: Girls, this wouldn't have happened if you hadn't fell for
those musicians. Let Cory & Jack go through their music lessons.
ERIC: Say Shawn! Let's resume the music video!
The girls decided to stay & watch Eric make a fool of himself. After
Eric sang the tune, he loses the mike & grabs a pair of mallets,
playing a tympani solo.
of that car comes Mike who goes into his trunk & gets out his guitar
case & amplifier.
When he enters, he spots Rachel in the laundry room.
MIKE: Say babe, can you tell me where Jack Hunter lives?
RACHEL: If it isn't the sexy jazz guitarist. Come up to my pad.
MIKE: I didn't come here for sex, now tell me where Jack lives.
RACHEL: He lives with me & Eric, silly.
MIKE: Oh. You must like 3's Company.
After Rachel got her clothes from the dryer, she took Mike over to
where they live. Jack's studying.
JACK: Man, is it time for my guitar lesson?
MIKE: Yeah it is. You paid me $150 for a 6 week crash course.
RACHEL: Did I hear right? How could you spend $500 on yourself on
an electric guitar, an amp & guitar lessons? We need that for food &
rent.
JACK: You didn't get after Eric for spending $3,000 for cutting his
single & buying a tympani! If you hadn't made ga-ga eyes over Mike,
I wouldn't be doing this. Besides, you asked me to play the guitar.
MIKE: Rachel, I got an hour session with him. Can you postpone
planning a trip to the Jerry Springer Show until then.
RACHEL: Very funny.
During the lesson, Mike's playing lead guitar while Jack's playing
rhythm guitar. Jack starts to sing, but is chicken. They stop.
MIKE: That was your cue to sing Jack.
JACK: Sorry. I'm too chicken to sing.
MIKE: Jack, why? Is it that party?
JACK: That & once I had a bad dream where I was in Casablanca. I
played the piano & sang so romantic, I had to keep the girls away.
MIKE: Wanna get over your fear? When you're playing for a crowd, I
want you to picture them in their underwear.
Jack looks @ Mike picturing him in blue Speedo briefs.
MIKE: Not me! Let's try it again.
Mike & Jack resume jamming & Jack had the courage to sing. After
their song,
MIKE: Not bad. You got a better voice than me.
JACK: Yeah, can you teach me lead guitar?
MIKE: Next lesson. Keep practicing Jack.
Over @ a photo studio, we find Eric sporting blue & white striped
Speedos, holding a mike in his hand singing his signature tune "Good
Looking Guy" with taped music in the background. Just then, Topanga
& Rachel saw what was going on.
TOPANGA: How can you humiliate yourself like that?
RACHEL: It's bad enough you had to cut that single!
SHAWN: Cut!
The girls were shocked that Shawn Hunter's running a camcorder.
TOPANGA: Why are you doing this Shawn?
SHAWN: Eric paid me to shoot his music video. Besides that, I
needed to fit into this story somehow.
RACHEL: If only Jack were here, he'd pound some sense into Eric.
But he's playing the guitar & singing taking lessons from that
dreamboat, Mike.
TOPANGA: Cory's been pretending to play vibes as well.
SHAWN: Girls, this wouldn't have happened if you hadn't fell for
those musicians. Let Cory & Jack go through their music lessons.
ERIC: Say Shawn! Let's resume the music video!
The girls decided to stay & watch Eric make a fool of himself. After
Eric sang the tune, he loses the mike & grabs a pair of mallets,
playing a tympani solo.
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