Chapter 3 - The Witch's Castle
Submitted July 24, 2010 Updated July 24, 2010 Status Complete | This is a Wizard of Oz parody that features a wacky mascot.
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Chapter 3 - The Witch's Castle
Chapter 3 - The Witch's Castle
I'm in the spooky forest hearing owl sounds & crickets. Then I see a
sign which reads... Castle of The Game Show Witch-1 mile.
Then another sign which I read...
LARRY: I'd turn back if I were you! Nonsense! I don't believe in
spooks.
Just then, somebody picked me up & then slammed me down to the ground!
LARRY: (nervous) I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I
do, I do, I do, I do believe in spooks!
Larry keeps chanting that while The Witch looks into her crystal ball.
WITCH: You'll believe more than that when I get done with you! Get
him, flying monkeys!
The monkeys fly off.
Just then, I spot the flying monkeys & they started attacking me!
Then four of them carried me off into the sky headed to the Witch's
castle!
At the Witch's castle, the Game Show Witch has tied me up in a chair
making me watch Just Men! & Treasure Hunt.
WITCH: Make yourself comfortable my pretty! You are being so
tortured.
LARRY: What do you have in mind?
WITCH: All in good time.
The witch watches a female contestant start & won the Ford Mustang
convertible. That gives her an evil idea!
WITCH: When the 12th female contestant in a row starts & wins that
car, you will die!!!
The witch left cackling knowing she had victory in her hands.
During a commercial break, Aunt Spohia appears on the crystal ball.
SOPHIA: Larry, Larry. Where are you? I'm worried sick!
LARRY: (Crying) Oh Aunt Sophia, I'm @ a parody of Oz. And I'm
trapped in the Witch's castle. (her face disappears) Oh don't go,
call the police, call the Marines, call Auntie Em! I'm frightened,
come back, come back!
(Witch's face appears on crystal ball)
WITCH: Auntie Em, Auntie Em, come back! I'll give you Auntie Em, my
pretty (CACKLING)!!!
Larry trembles with fear because 6 females in a row have won the
car. Halfway to a 300 game!
The Game Show Witch has Larry as her slave & trapped in the castle.
WITCH: I got plans for Just Men! during the summer, fall & winter!
Just Boys!, a Tournament of Champions with $100,000 @ stake & maybe
I'll be like Swiper the Fox & swipe the Price Is Right siren away
from CBS!
LARRY: Swiper no swiping!
WITCH: Shut up! As for you, how about a little fire?
The witch puts some fire on her broom & Larry fearing for his life,
throws a bucket of water!
WITCH: Not that!
(SPLASH)
WITCH: Oh I'm melting! How could you destroy a wonderful game show
I liked? Oh what a world, what a world! Ahhhhh!
The witch melts as the guards come over to Larry.
LARRY: I didn't mean to.
GUARD: You killed her.
LARRY: Please have mercy.
GUARD: Hail to Larry! The Game Show Witch of the West is dead!
They start singing "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" & Larry returns to
his home.
LARRY: There's no place like home.
sign which reads... Castle of The Game Show Witch-1 mile.
Then another sign which I read...
LARRY: I'd turn back if I were you! Nonsense! I don't believe in
spooks.
Just then, somebody picked me up & then slammed me down to the ground!
LARRY: (nervous) I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I
do, I do, I do, I do believe in spooks!
Larry keeps chanting that while The Witch looks into her crystal ball.
WITCH: You'll believe more than that when I get done with you! Get
him, flying monkeys!
The monkeys fly off.
Just then, I spot the flying monkeys & they started attacking me!
Then four of them carried me off into the sky headed to the Witch's
castle!
At the Witch's castle, the Game Show Witch has tied me up in a chair
making me watch Just Men! & Treasure Hunt.
WITCH: Make yourself comfortable my pretty! You are being so
tortured.
LARRY: What do you have in mind?
WITCH: All in good time.
The witch watches a female contestant start & won the Ford Mustang
convertible. That gives her an evil idea!
WITCH: When the 12th female contestant in a row starts & wins that
car, you will die!!!
The witch left cackling knowing she had victory in her hands.
During a commercial break, Aunt Spohia appears on the crystal ball.
SOPHIA: Larry, Larry. Where are you? I'm worried sick!
LARRY: (Crying) Oh Aunt Sophia, I'm @ a parody of Oz. And I'm
trapped in the Witch's castle. (her face disappears) Oh don't go,
call the police, call the Marines, call Auntie Em! I'm frightened,
come back, come back!
(Witch's face appears on crystal ball)
WITCH: Auntie Em, Auntie Em, come back! I'll give you Auntie Em, my
pretty (CACKLING)!!!
Larry trembles with fear because 6 females in a row have won the
car. Halfway to a 300 game!
The Game Show Witch has Larry as her slave & trapped in the castle.
WITCH: I got plans for Just Men! during the summer, fall & winter!
Just Boys!, a Tournament of Champions with $100,000 @ stake & maybe
I'll be like Swiper the Fox & swipe the Price Is Right siren away
from CBS!
LARRY: Swiper no swiping!
WITCH: Shut up! As for you, how about a little fire?
The witch puts some fire on her broom & Larry fearing for his life,
throws a bucket of water!
WITCH: Not that!
(SPLASH)
WITCH: Oh I'm melting! How could you destroy a wonderful game show
I liked? Oh what a world, what a world! Ahhhhh!
The witch melts as the guards come over to Larry.
LARRY: I didn't mean to.
GUARD: You killed her.
LARRY: Please have mercy.
GUARD: Hail to Larry! The Game Show Witch of the West is dead!
They start singing "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" & Larry returns to
his home.
LARRY: There's no place like home.
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