Chapter 1 - Super Carters

Over @ Nick Carter's mansion, we find the famous superstar & his famous
brother, Aaron Carter, in the den. They're chiilin' watching the Batman
movie (Adam West version) on DVD. Nick liked the campiness while Aaron
liked the action.

When the movie was over, Aaron told Nick.

AARON: Wouldn't it be cool if we could be Batman & Robin?
NICK: Yeah, in your dreams. But for now, it's time for your drum
lessons. To the studio!

The Carter brothers run from the den to another part of the mansion where
Nick has his own studio. It's full of musical instruments having a 5-piece
set of drums, 2 acoustics & 2 electric guitars. Nick sits down on his drum
set, plays a snare drum roll, a cymbal crash, followed by a drum solo.
Aaron watched his talented brother play.

Then Nick got off the drums & told Aaron to play. Aaron played a basic
rock beat, then he soloed.

AARON: Hey Nick, how about jammin' with me? Let's have a Bat-Jam!
NICK: Cool. Let me grab my guitar.
AARON: Play the hollowed-bodied.
NICK: Why? Would it be a guitar Batman plays?

Aaron smiled. Then Aaron played a Bat-beat on the drums while Nick
strapped his hollowed-bodied electric guitar on. Nick played a variation
of the Batman tune playing rhythm riffs. Then Nick got into playing a
guitar solo! After that jam...

AARON: That was awesome!
NICK: Aaron, let's quit the Batman jam & get real. How about we do
"Help Me."
AARON: Cool, but keep playing the hollowed bodied.
NICK: Why? It looks good on me?
AARON: That & the author of this story likes that guitar.

Aaron played the drums while Nick strummed his electric guitar & starts
singing "Help Me"! Girls reading this story are screaming over Nick's
sexy voice.

That night when they went to bed, Nick's coming from the bathroom only
wearing his briefs to sleep in. He saw Aaron in another bed smiling
while he's sleeping.

NICK: Must be dreaming were Batman & Robin.

Nick went to bed.

Aaron's dreaming that they are Batman & Robin.

Aaron's coming home from school when Nick told his little brother.

NICK: Ready for your lesson?
AARON: Say Nick, let's do it, just once.
NICK: Man Aaron, this is so lame. To the Bat-Poles!

Nick & Aaron rushed over to the study, then Nick flicks a switch to open a
secret passage which two poles are. Nick slides down his while Aaron slides
down his. When they reach down to the Bat-Cave, they were in their super
hero outfits! Nick wore a Batman costume with blue Speedos while Aaron wore
a Robin costume sporting super sized trunks.

ROBIN: Why do I have to wear super sized trunks?
BATMAN: You're a minor super hero, must be 18 to sport the briefs.

They rush over to two drum sets. One drum set's blue with Batman's shield
on the bass drum while the other drum set's yellow with Robin's shield on the
bass drum. Batman Nick started playing a drum solo while Aaron Robin followed
along. After that jam, Batman Nick got up from the drums. Then he grabbed that
same electric guitar & strapped it to his body.

Robin Aaron played a disco beat while Batman Nick played the guitar using his
wah-wah pedal. Then Batman Nick got into a cool guitar solo. After that jam.

BATMAN: Robin, we're not suppose to be playing instruments in our super hero
costumes.
ROBIN: Batman, I think it's kind of cool we play as super heroes. Why not do
another Nick Carter tune? Hey, "Is It Saturday Yet"?
BATMAN: No, it's Tuesday! If you're suggesting that tune though, I'll do it.

Batman Nick turns off the guitar pedal as he plays his electric guitar & sings,
"Is It Saturday Yet?" with Aaron Robin on the drums.

After the tune, the Bat-Phone rings! Batman Nick gets off the guitar & answers
it. He talks to the Commissioner who gives him details.

ROBIN: Holy lifesavers Batman, what's up?

Batman Nick got off the Bat-Phone & told Robin Aaron...

BATMAN: It's Catwoman. She's holding the mayor hostage @ Tabby Island.
We got to rescue our leader.
ROBIN: Batman, try to control your hormones when you see Catwoman.
BATMAN: I'm gonna forget you said that, brother! To the Batmobile!
ROBIN: Batman, it's in the shop for repairs. Let's head to the Bat-Boat via
our cool vehicles!
BATMAN: Man, to the Bat-Cycles!

They rushed over to their motorcycles! Batman Nick had a black & blue ninja
Bat-Cycle with the Batman logo while Robin Aaron had a green & red ninja
motorcycle with the Robin logo. They drive out the Bat-Cave speeding along
the highway leading to Gotham City (14 miles away).

ROBIN: Awesome!
BATMAN: Cool!

While they were driving, three other ninja motorcycles join them. The black
leader communicates with them asking...

LEADER: Can we join you two superheroes?
BATMAN: This is a Batman fantasy, not a Biker Boyz fantasy!

The three bikes zoomed off. Then the two Bat-Cycles head over to shore.
They got off their bikes & slide down another pole where the Bat-Boat waits.
Robin Aaron unties the boat, then gets on the right side while Batman Nick
drove the Bat-Boat speeding along the Atlantic Ocean.

ROBIN: Hey Batman, ever thought about being a speedboat racer?
BATMAN: That thought never occur to me.

The boys then spot Tabby Island.

Over @ Tabby Isalnd, Catwoman (Eartha Kitt) has the mayor tied up & gagged.

CATWOMAN: Since you were a former justice of the peace, you're part of my
diabolical plan that will get girls crying! I, Catwoman will marry Batman Nick
& will do away with that pesty Robin Aaron. Then we'll make beautiful music
together. Purrrrr-fect!

Just then, Catwoman heard a wall being crashed into. It's Batman Nick & Aaron
Robin.

BATMAN: Let go of the mayor or you'll lose one of your nine lives!
CATWOMAN: Well, if it isn't my favorite sexy crimefighter, Batman & his
annoying pest, Robin.

Batman Nick's body & hormones went crazy after Catwoman flattered him!

ROBIN: Control yourself, Batman! The censors are watching us!
CATWOMAN: I did away with the censors! Now I'll do away with the both of you.
Get them!

The Dynamic Carters didn't believe it when they met Catwoman's henchmen!

ROBIN: Holy Backstreet Boys! We're fighting our friends!
BATMAN: They're our chums, Robin! They wouldn't fight us!

The other Backstreet Boys started beating the crap out of Batman Nick & Robin
Aaron.

CATWOMAN: I brainwashed your friends to make them think you're the enemy!

So Batman Nick & Robin Aaron had to fight their friends (POW! SPLAT! OUCH!,
you get the idea). Two of the Backstreet Boys grabbed Robin Aaron & took him
away while the other two Backstreet Boys grabbed Batman Nick & tied him up,
placing him in Catwoman's bed!

Catwoman gingerly got into the sack with Batman Nick.

CATWOMAN: If you want to see Robin Aaron alive, you must say I do!
BATMAN: Never!

Robin Aaron was in another area where he was tied up above a pot full of
piranhas ready to eat the boy wonder.

Meanwhile, Catwoman's taking full advantage by feeling all over Batman Nick's
body.

BATMAN: You'll pay for this!

Catwoman's in her silky bed with a tied up Batman Nick. She's touching
all over his body feeling his muscles, thighs & when she was below his
utility belt...

BATMAN: OK Catwoman, I do! Just don't molest me anymore!
CATWOMAN: Purr-fect!

She called her Backstreet Boys henchmen & instructed them to release Robin
Aaron, untie the mayor & Batman Nick. Then she heads to her vanity room to
put on her wedding gown.

Moments later, the hideout's set like a small chapel. Robin Aaron couldn't
believe it!

ROBIN: Holy twisted plots! I never thought Batman Nick would score with
Catwoman.

The mayor's by the podium & Backstreet Boy AJ's playing the organ & singing a
romantic tune. After his song, he plays "Here Comes The Bride" as Catwoman
comes out in a bridal gown. The music stops as she stands next to Batman
Nick.

MAYOR: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here this day to join this bat & this
cat in holy matrimony. Do you, Batman...
CATWOMAN: Hey, ladies first!
MAYOR: Very well. Do you Catwoman, take this bat as your lawfully wedded
husband. To have & to hold, better or worse, richer or poorer, sickness or
health?
CATWOMAN: I do (purrs)!
MAYOR: DO you Batman, take this cat as your lawfully wedded wife. To have
& to hold, better or worse, richer or poorer, sickness or health?

Robin Aaron watched in shock! Batman Nick looked into Catwoman's eyes & says...

BATMAN: I do.
ROBIN: Holy (BLEEP)!
MAYOR: Silence! No profanity!

The ceremony continues as Batman Nick & Catwoman exchanged wedding rings & vows.
The other Backstreet Boys surrounded Aaron Robin when the Mayor asked...

MAYOR: Is there anyone here who objects of having this bat & cat married, speak
now or forever hold your peace!

No answer.

MAYOR: Then by the power vested in me by whatever state this island belongs
to, I now pronounce you man & wife. Go ahead & kiss your cat, bat!

Batman Nick kissed Catwoman passionately to make girls reading this, sigh.
After the kiss, Catwoman fainted dead on the floor!

MAYOR: What happened? Give this girl a glass of water!
BATMAN: Don't worry, Mayor. While I was preparing for the wedding, I chapped
my lips with Bat-Chap, dog food scented. She'll be out for hours, enough time
for the police to take her away off to jail.
ROBIN: Holy Purina Dog Chow! You're brilliant, Batman! But you're still
married to Catwoman.
MAYOR: Afraid not, my justice of the peace license expired a decade ago. So
this wedding's a mockery!

The Backstreet Boys goes over to attack Nick Batman & Aaron Robin until the
mayor zaps them with a ray gun, returning that heartthrob band back to normal.
The police arrive to arrest Catwoman.

Outside the island, a police chopper's waiting to pick up the mayor & the
Backstreet Boys, returning them back to Gotham City.

While on the Atlantic Ocean, we find the Bat-Boat speeding along with Batman
Nick driving. They reach their shore & Robin Aaron ties the Bat-Boat back up.

They climb the stairs back to the top of the pier getting on their Bat-Cycles
until they saw the same three ninja bikes (from Biker Boyz) hanging by their
bikes.

BATMAN: What do you want? Again, this isn't a Biker Boyz fantasy!
LEADER: Chill, Bat-Dude! The Mayor asked us to give you an escort.
ROBIN: Where?
LEADER: It's for you to find out. How about we race each other, Batman Nick?
BATMAN: You're on.

Batman Nick & Robin Aaron mount on their bikes & zoomed off. Batman Nick & the
Biker Boyz leader showed off their speed along the country roads. Then they
obeyed the speed limit once they reached Gotham City limits. The Dynamic
Carters couldn't believe where they were escorted to.

ROBIN: Holy rock concerts, Edison Round Garden!
LEADER: The Mayor wants you heroes to perform a concert!

At Edison Round Garden, Batman Nick & Robin Aaron were in a dressing room
getting ready. Batman Nick's holding a mike in his hand singing while strutting
that sexy body.

ROBIN: Batman, do you have to sing without playing an instrument?
BATMAN: Yeah, does the Mayor have a problem with that?
ROBIN: Afraid so. He likes Batman Nick Carter to play instruments. He gave us
headjack mikes to perform with.

Batman's hormones kick in again.

ROBIN: Not again!

On stage, there are two electric guitars, two drum sets & two tympanis along
with a background band. The stage goes pitch dark & we hear a tympani
drumroll play! The spotlight comes on to find Batman Nick playing tympani.
Then Aaron Robin joins in playing his drums as the lights come on! Fans scream
seeing Batman Nick & Robin Aaron in concert.

Batman Nick gets off the tympani & straps his hollowed-bodeied electric guitar.
Along with the back-up musicians, they did all the Nick Carter solo tunes.

Other features in the concert, Robin Aaron got to play his electric guitar (a
black & white Fender Strat) & sing an Aaron Carter tune while Batman Nick
played drums. Then Batman Nick & Robin Aaron both played their electric guitars
having a jam session. Then they each got to play on their drums (with each
hero playing tympani during that number). Fans liked that concert!

BATMAN: Thank you Gotham City! Stay drug free, peace!

They headed back to the dressing room where groupies are waiting for them.

ROBIN: Man, that was an awesome concert! We got to do this again!
BATMAN: Wake up Robin Aaron, we're crimefighters!

And the words "wake up" echoed @ that point. Nick woke his little brother up.

NICK: Get up Aaron.

Aaron yawns & gets out of bed.

AARON: That was a cool dream I had. You & I were Batman & Robin, fighting
crime, driving our Bat-Bikes, playing our instruments in costume in concert.
NICK: I read the story. Man, why would I be all sexed up over Catwoman?

Later that afternoon, Aaron returns from doing some skateboarding by the park.
He parks the board @ Nick's mansion, goes inside to hear electric guitar
music. When Aaron goes into the music room, he's shocked to find Nick wearing
a Batman costume playing his electric guitar!

AARON: Awesome!

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