Chapter 4 - Reunite

Rae and Kimmie's voices: At Jon's House...
Rachael: *running to Jon* OH MY GAWD *glomps Jon* IT'S JON!! I found Jon!!!
Jon: You're *laughs* messing my hat! XD
Jake: Ooh... o3o
Jon's mom *running and holding Rachael* THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO HOLD ANY CHILD!!
In the house...
Jon's mom: You're dry already?
Jon: Rachael was a fish.
Jake: Oh rly?
-15 min. later-
Jon's mom: So, Rachael, what's your mom like?
Rachael: SHE'A BIG AND BEAUTIFUL o3o
Jon: So... she's fat?
Jon's mom: THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
Rachael: HAAAAM!! *faints*
Jon: Rachael passed out!
Rachael's dad: *at window* Sh*t, she's a human!
Jon's mom: *walks outside* Excuse me?!
Rachael's dad: I... um.... ah...
--censored for your child's safety XD--
Rachael's dad: LISTEN, LADY! I'm NOT trying to kill your weeds! I'M JUST STALKING THAT LITTLE GIRL, OKAY?!!
Jon's mom: ..........o...k.
--5 min. later--
Rachael's mom: Dear...
Rachael's dad: Rachael flooded this damned world! I shouldn't of let her watch Ponyo on the Blu-Ray!
Rachael's mom: Wait... let's do a test.If Jon truly loves her, Rae'll be human for good.OK?
Rachael's dad: .........Fine.


Some jokes are from Ponyo Abridged. XD

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