Chapter 1 - Yami 25.02.2006
Submitted February 25, 2006 Updated April 15, 2006 Status Incomplete | Hilarious! No lemons!
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Chapter 1 - Yami 25.02.2006
Chapter 1 - Yami 25.02.2006
Interview with Yami
Me: Hello everybody! This week we'll interview Yami - a former Pharaoh, who only recently regained his memories, were send to afterlife but he didn't like it in there and so he came back.
Yami: *looks cool*
Me: *drools over Yami's sexiness*
Yami: *blinks*
Me: So, Yami, tell me what happened after you left the afterworld and how did you do it?
Yami: Well, Jane, it is difficult. I felt a little lonely there so I came back. I don't know how, thought. Must be heart of the cards! The heart of the cards rules the world!
Me: *blinks* Heart of the cards… But weren't your former friends there, too?
Yami: Well… *looks a little uncomfortably* Yeah, they were there but... I liked my new friends better. I told it Seth and... here am I. I got my own body, too, and I am having great time here 3 months already!
Me: Great! So let's start with the interview!
Yami: *nods*
Me: So... if you could have any name you want, what would it be?
Yami: *thinks* ! *whispers something in me ear*
Me: *blush* O~K. We'll skip that... Next question: If you could make Kaiba believe in the heart of the cards or make Joey smart, what would it be?
Yami: Definitely Kaiba. I look SO much cooler because of Joey's stupidity!
Me: *blinks* Isn't he your best friend?
Yami: No, he's Yugi's best friend! I have nothing with him!
Me: But how about all those teams duels?
Yami: *speaks like he was defending* It was all Yugi!
Me: Ok. Choose: Tea or Yugi?
Yami: Yugi.
Me: *teasingly* Why?
Yami: *looks uncomfortably, again* Well~ he was the one who solved the puzzle and he IS my Aibou…
Me: *obviously thinks of something dirty*
Yami: Stop it! I command you to sop think like that!
Me: *annoyed* And who are YOU to command me?
Yami: Well, I AM the pharaoh!
Me: You mean- were.
Yami: I still got the powers!
Me: OK forget about your lover and let's continue…
Yami: Yugi isn't my lover!
Me: *smirk*
Yami: *flushes*
Me: *notice the “fire”* OK! Let's continue! Would you say that Shadi is a greedy man?
Yami: Of course!
Me: *blink* Why?
Yami: Well, you do remember that he had TWO millennium items from the start?
Me: *suddenly remember it*
Yami: The key and the scale(?) to free use? Such greed! *snivel* And I had only one pitiful puzzle. Of course, then I got more items and that was only fair because I'm the pharaoh!
Me: Ok. You would prefer to live with just your hands or legs?
Yami: Hands.
Me: *raise eye brown*
Yami: How do you think I could draw any cards with legs?
Me: *grins evilly* Hands or penis?
Yami: *looks a little nervous* Well~ I guess I COULD draw with legs, so~ I would prefer~ to live~ with penis.
Me: *smirks* Panties or thongs?
Yami: …*drools*
Me: *blinks*
Yami: *after a minute* And~ what are you wearing? *winks at me*
Me: O_O
Me: *sweatdrop* Well I guess the interview is over! *run away*
Soo? Will I get any review?
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you wish me to continue with others or with Yami just ask!
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